Chapter 672 Tour Guide Tony
Chapter 672 Tour Guide Tony
Black Widow Natasha, Captain America Steve, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, and Dr. Banner, who has returned to his normal human form, are surrounding an ambulance.
"You should really see the action he made when beating that corpse before. That fighting technique is so cool, provided you can clearly see more than a hundred movements in that second."
Thor glanced at the sealed Ant-Man body over there, and reluctantly put down his somewhat excited hand.
"Stark was on that tour bus. Twenty minutes ago, he kicked me out of nowhere." Hawkeye lay on the stretcher and asked:
"Has he really not been injected with any super human serum?"
This kick made him feel like he had hit a sports car with a speed of more than 150 miles on the road, or it was the result of the other party finally stepping on the brakes.
Natasha looked at Nick Fury, who didn't speak. He was just chewing gum in his mouth and looking at the tour group tourist information on his tablet.
"Maybe it's the awakening of superpowers?" Natasha joked: "It's not uncommon to gain superpowers due to mutant gene mutations."
"I'm more inclined to think that our scientist has created something awesome." Steve rubbed his slightly blue eyes and couldn't help but take a breath.
Thor looked up and down: "Did you also fall on the vibranium girl's chest?"
This was a joke told by the fake captain earlier in the elevator.
"I was hit several times by a vibranium shield. The shield in his hand was exactly the same as the one in my hand."
"Wow. So you were knocked down by that impostor?"
"I could spend all day with him! But he has three masked accomplices with him."
"It doesn't sound right. Just hope you're fine."
"Yeah, but my butt still hurts a little."
After Steve finished speaking, he noticed that everyone else was staring at him with a strange expression, even Nick Fury, who was focusing on other things.
Especially Thor, his eyes were filled with weirdness and sympathy, and then he patted himself on the shoulder.
"It's all over, Captain."
"They kicked my ass!"
When fighting the impostor, even his moves were exactly the same, not to mention he had helpers by his side.
The other person said something like "American buttocks", and the other two masked gangsters found an opportunity and each kicked him, causing him to lose his balance and get caught in the flaw, and he was knocked unconscious.
"One of the guys was wrapped in a cloak, but that kick gave me the feeling of a steel robot."
Just when Steve wanted to describe more details, the door of the bus that had been parked for a long time finally opened.
The first person to get off the tour bus was Tony Stark. He was holding a small blue flag with the travel agency's logo in his hand, and he also changed into a blue shirt from the tour group?
"Welcome to Stark Industries, New York's most famous landmark in the heart of the city."
Tony raised his right hand and introduced proudly:
"In terms of cost and height alone, it is three levels higher than the Empire State Building next door."
A group of young people began to walk out of the tour bus. Most of them had East Asian faces, and there were also a few men and women with brightly colored hair, with different temperaments.
All of them were the kind of people who would leave a deep impression upon meeting them for the first time, but they were all wearing the same blue travel agency shirts and the same style of sun hats on their heads.
"To talk about the history of this building, we have to start in 1997. At the beginning, it did not have such a strong technological style. At that time, I spent it at an auction."
Stark was like a professional tour guide, acting very familiar and confident, introducing the history and interesting anecdotes related to this building in detail.
The group of tourists carrying large and small bags and holding various shopping bags listened to the popular science.
Some took out their cameras and mobile phones and started checking in and taking pictures, some were eating potato chips and drinking Coke, and some were holding their hands and measuring them carefully, without paying any attention to the armed men who were on alert next to them.
"Want to take a photo together?" Tony Stark took the camera from a chicken coop boy: "Guys, come over here, I think this location is good."
Everyone began to gather towards the position mentioned by Tony Stark, listening to the instructions like children being taken by their teacher on a spring outing, and their postures were very standard.
"I need to find an enthusiastic person to take pictures of me." Tony looked around, and finally focused on the Avengers next to the ambulance:
"Captain, it's time to show off the American spirit, come help us take a group photo."
Steve pointed at himself blankly, raised his eyebrows, and there were a few shallow wrinkles on his forehead, and immediately walked forward with Natasha.
"What are you doing?" Natasha looked suspicious.
"Of course it's to give some compensation to the frightened Iron Man fans. If their car hadn't crushed the guy who was suspected of being a zombie, there might have been a lot of trouble."
Tony raised his arms and said matter-of-factly: "Please take a better picture!"
Tony handed the antique camera with a sense of age to Steve, then turned back and raised his hands above his head in a celebratory gesture.
"This is the legendary Captain America, Steve Rogers, a living legend. He is a symbol of the American spirit, representing inheritance, responsibility, courage and sacrifice!"
Hearing Tony's introduction in front of him, Steve raised his lips in embarrassment and raised his hand to say hello to the group of tourists.
"Hi there."
"Is it him? The legendary concept god is 50/50"
"Captain Dick."
"American butt?"
Did you hear some strange words? Wait, who said the last sentence? !
"Hurry up and take pictures, Captain." Tony urged.
Steve raised the camera with a strange expression, while Natasha stood aside and silently looked at the group of young tourists. Normally, there should be many middle-aged and elderly people in this Asian tour group.
Click!
Steve put down the camera and took a look back: "Kodak. Made in Berlin. Model from the 1940s. By today's standards, the photos it takes are not very good."
"Use my phone." Tony threw the phone over.
Click!
A group photo was born.
It's just that the man in the photo, with tape on his mouth and sleeping soundly on the shoulder of an oriental beauty, looks a little out of place.
There is also a gray-haired girl in a jacket holding a bat and pointing it at the camera, giving Steve the illusion that he will rush up and beat the camera in the next second.
She stood next to a black-haired young man with a somewhat lazy temperament. Fang Zheng originally wanted to kiss another gray-haired girl next to him, but was pushed away by the girl. The girl stood up on tiptoes and made kissing movements, and was pushed outward by the black-haired young man.
Weird, a little too open
Steve returned the old camera to the chicken coop boy and said, "This thing is an antique of the same era as me."
"I took it from the principal's office." Lu Mingfei smiled awkwardly.
"Maybe I can help you get a certificate for your internship at SHIELD." Natasha smiled and said, "Your English is good. Which school do you study at?"
"Kassel"
"Okay, let's go visit the inside of Stark Building." Tony walked between Natasha and Lu Mingfei and interrupted:
"As compensation for interrupting their wonderful trip, I invited them to stay temporarily in Stark Tower for quarantine observation."
"In case of any emergency, Stark Tower's defense can effectively isolate the danger."
"Leave this to me. See you later."
Under the gaze of the Avengers, Tony held a blue flag, waved and led the tour group towards Stark Tower.
"That guy is quite nice." Thor nodded in approval.
"There is no problem with this tour group, and the information from the Immigration Bureau is also normal, but there is a problem." Nick Fury came over with a tablet computer and displayed the content on it to everyone:
"The information shows that they are members of the same family, they are all brothers and sisters, and this time they are on a family trip."
"Their parents are really capable of giving birth," Saul said.
People around him looked at him.
"Is there any problem?" Sol said, spreading his hands.
Natasha rolled her eyes, but Steve's expression became even weirder.
"These are not important. What is important is what Stark is hiding." Nick Fury continued to slide the tablet and said:
"Loki's staff is missing, as well as the zombie attackers he specifically warned us to isolate and burn, and the superhuman physique he displayed."
"Wait a while, let him arrange for his secret friends to move in first."
The index finger paused, and a white-background photo and information of tourists from a tour group appeared in front of the Avengers.
"Galen."
"Tony Stark invited the Playboy cover girl of the past two years to his pool party five days ago. Apart from him, he was the only male in the room."
“One of the cover girls is one of ours.”
Nick Fury's words made Steve frown, but he also knew that this was just one of the most common methods for agents.
"So you already have information about him?"
"No, this big boy only did three things in one night with our hot agent."
Nick Fury shrugged and said: "Performing one-hand handstand, drinking, and the cover girl who drank the whole audience."
"The Mind Stone is here, and the Space Stone was handed over to SHIELD."
It comes from a world 11 years later, after Thanos snapped his fingers and the Infinity Stones were destroyed.
The Avengers traveled through time and space to the present time to carry out the "Time and Space Heist", trying to collect the Infinity Stones and bring back all the lost lives again.
"There is still a chance. We can solve SHIELD's current defense measures."
In a warehouse in a new office building in Manhattan, Tony Stark, who had mixed and pale hair, stirred a cup of instant coffee. He was a little tired and smelled the smell, and then put the mug down with a little helplessness.
"No matter how long it takes here, it will only be five seconds when we go back."
In the future, Tony handed the coffee to Captain America, who was shrunk and brought back by Ant-Man Scott: "Thank you for your hard work, Captain."
"You can solve SHIELD's defense, but can you solve that Tony Stark?!" Scott raised his hands and said in a daze:
"If I hadn't observed another Ant-Man in the microscopic realm in advance, I would have been the one to pull the plug from his chest as planned!"
"100% I will be beaten to death by you, Stark!!!"
"That unfortunate guy feels better than me. Why don't you go to Stark Tower and take a look? All the glass on the first floor is shattered!"
Future Tony Stark slapped his mouth:
"According to the slow-motion capture, it seems to be Wing Chun. Maybe I should also learn some martial arts?"
He naturally saw what Tony did. There is no doubt that no one wants to know what happened in this timeline more than him.
"I've calculated it many times." Dr. Banner in the form of Smart Hulk slapped the back of his head and said:
"We are just traveling through time and space, and there is no intervention after we come back. Logically speaking, this time point is the same timeline."
"All these changes and differences confirm the existence of the multiverse. We seem to have traveled to a parallel world in 2012."
"And the key point that deviates from the original timeline is you, Tony."
Future Tony Stark heard this and wanted to say something, but Scott took out an instrument and pressed it twice.
"Mr. Stark, I originally suspected that you might be hiding your strength to fight against the Avengers."
Scott looked at the other person with fear in his eyes and said, "But now I think it's best that you don't have anything similar to this Tony Stark."
He pressed the play button. It was the scene from the night after the Battle of New York ended five days ago. After everyone discussed it, he sneaked into Stark Tower with a few ants and lurked secretly.
It's just that it's difficult to keep up with the normal human-sized Tony Stark. In order not to be discovered, we don't have 24-hour close observation.
He originally wanted to steal the Infinity Stones, but the other party seemed to have mastered more powerful technology. In the past five days, Scott had not found an effective method.
Bikini, swimsuit, dressing room, Tony Stark sleeping in the same bed as Ge Xiaolun. All irrelevant information was skipped quickly, and we came to the last scene not long ago.
"Wait! What was the picture just now?!" Tony from the future shouted: "Turn it back——!"
[I have already snapped my fingers in advance.] Sitting in an ergonomic chair, Tony Stark crossed his legs and drank coffee: [The feeling of erasing an entire universe is much more comfortable than eradicating half of the population. To be honest, I can’t stop, hahaha~~~]
The picture is still playing, but there is silence in the warehouse.
Apart from
The sound of coffee spilling from Captain America's hands onto his body and dripping to the ground.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ge Xiaolun rubbed his nose, wondering who was thinking about him.
"Are we going to be superheroes here next?"
"You could also consider becoming a villain, a supervillain."
Su Lin raised his phone and asked Stark in front of the elevator: "Can you help me order a set of these tights and uniforms?"
"Sir." Tony Stark said helplessly: "This is Marvel, there are no tight-fitting reporters wearing red underwear."
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