69novels Chapter 671: In? Here's some heavenly jokes
Chapter 671: In? Here's some heavenly jokes
[Main Mission 1 (Spacetime Mercenary): Protect or destroy the current spacetime.]
[Please choose to join the "Defender/Hunter" camp as soon as possible to start the main mission 3]
"We don't care." Su Lin lay on the sofa with one hand supporting his head, and with the other hand raised a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth to chew.
"Since you insist on being a devourer, it doesn't matter if we choose the hunting camp. Let's destroy this spacetime happily together."
Su Lin took out a golden baseball bat and shouted vaguely: "World Devourer, assemble!"
"Please pretend that I didn't say anything before." Tony Stark covered his forehead with both hands, as if he wanted to wake himself up from a nightmare by rubbing and massaging vigorously.
"So why?" Tony raised the watch on his wrist, showing a doubtful expression: "This damn bitch"
"Shh!" Su Lin raised his head back and said vigilantly: "There are minors, do you want us to be 404 together?"
"Sorry, I'm going to the toilet." Tony walked towards the driver's seat where Zhou Mingrui was sleeping with an expressionless face.
There, an independent bathroom space was evolving from folding to spreading.
After a long while, it seemed that Tony Stark had vented his anger, and then he came out of the bathroom and took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth.
Xing blinked, raised the corner of his mouth, and asked: "Do you like the secret hamburger?"
"I like cheeseburgers." Tony Stark replied casually, then sat down again and said:
"That means I don't have to take off the watch at the cost of dying once, leaving the reincarnation space and going home, because that thing will send me home?!"
"Emmm" Su Lin held back his smile and shrugged: "You can think so too."
"Fuck." Tony Stark felt that he was being teased as a clown for the first time.
It was as if he was mocking him for exploiting loopholes and deliberately retaliating. He had just left the reincarnation space for less than a few hours, and that place sent a group of world devourers.
Okay, reincarnation.
Tony Stark looked at the group of people in front of him in silence for a long time, and said: "But why did you come here to perform the mission?"
"Who knows, maybe it's the result of big data killing the familiar?" Su Lin raised his eyebrows.
Tony was stunned.
What kind of answer is this? Could it be a prank of the goddess of fate?
"Alas"
Tony Stark sighed.
"We actually wanted to start from an earlier time point." Su Lin said with regret:
"For example, while you were kidnapped to the Middle East, we bought your company's stocks at a low price, and then went to the Middle East to get you out without any effort."
"I have thought of the name of the story, it is called Marvel: Starting from Saving Private Stark."
Tony spread his hands and said blankly: "Is there any special meaning in doing this?"
"This is a must-check-in process when coming to Marvel." Lu Mingfei nodded.
Well, Tony obviously didn't understand the value of titles such as Marvel Novice Mentor, Initial Fund Refresh Point, and NPC with Explosive Equipment.
Sizzle
There was an electric current surging in the air.
Meng Qi's figure gradually emerged. He waved his sleeves and threw out a black woman with a flat nose and thick lips from the inner world of his sleeves. She was one of the attackers who had just broken in.
"I left a tongue." Meng Qi said.
No one in this team is more suitable to go out and act alone than Meng Qi.
Meng Qi, who possesses the causes of all fruits and the secret heavenly way, can do many things without leaving any traces, unless it is intentional.
"Reincarnator." Tony tried his best to suppress the burning anger hidden in his eyes: "Your mission is to destroy this time and space?"
Woli found that she was completely imprisoned, and any power in her body could not be mobilized.
She got up from the ground, looked at the man with waffles in front of her, and screamed: "Tony Stark?!"
"Don't you know me a long time ago?" Tony said in a deep voice: "You just attacked me with another person and tried to snatch the infinite gems."
Inviting creatures met in the copy world to join the team is not a rare situation in the reincarnation space. Even as long as the team has a balance in their pockets, they will prepare one or two watches.
There are only a few reasons for this kind of situation:
The first is that the task execution cycle is not fixed. Occasionally, you will meet natives who are "like-minded" and "intimate" in the copy world, and invite them to join the reincarnation space after friendship.
The second is that this 'native' is a strong person, but wants to gain stronger power and go to a larger platform, so the reincarnation will reach a cooperation with the other party and invite the other party to join.
In essence, it is mostly mutual cooperation and mutual use, but this kind of thing cannot be forced, and two conditions must be met when inviting.
First, the invitee must be willing, and second,
Woli looked at the reincarnation watch on Tony's wrist, which was not hidden, with an unbelievable face:
"The mission has not been completed, how did they invite you to join the reincarnation space?!"
Yes, just like love must be conquered after the world, the invitation must also be issued after the mission is completed and during the stay!
"Of course I was also a reincarnation."
Tony gritted his teeth and the nano-armor on his hand was instantly covered, and a punch was blasted on the face of the reincarnation in front of him:
"You bitch who wants to spread the zombie virus in my world!!!"
Just a little bit, just a little bit, the American captain from the future was bitten by the zombies. If it weren't for Su Lin and his old acquaintances hiding outside the Stark Industrial Building, the consequences would be disastrous.
That was a zombie superhero virus that was almost irreversible and destroyed two universes!
Maybe there would be other reincarnation teams intervening, but who knows what the other party's mission is? !
The sound of close contact between flesh and steel came, but the defense of this black reincarnation was obviously to an exaggerated level, and this punch only caused the other party to scratch a little skin.
Wally stared at Tony Stark in a daze. She was not angry, but her expression was as ugly as constipation:
"No wonder this timeline seems to have a slight deviation, no wonder you can break the magic."
I thought it was a sure ambush, but I didn't expect that the Tony Stark in front of me was a reincarnation.
Doing a mission and going back to my hometown? !
This is countless times lower than the probability of winning the first prize by buying a lottery ticket!
Tony adjusted his suit and said to the other minors, "Sorry, I couldn't help it. Children, don't learn this."
"Isn't this the way Zaun greets people?" Li Huowang said casually.
"My grandson is a yellow card." Huai Shi said proudly.
The atmosphere is worrying.
Tony got a response from Kaname Madoka, and felt a little better:
"You haven't answered my question yet, what is your mission?"
Wori slowly looked around, and the uneasiness in her heart increased a little. Her intuition told her that the team that this Iron Man belonged to might be of a high level.
"Destroy other time and space, collect infinite gems, and cause time and space fluctuations."
"We didn't know in advance that you were also a reincarnation, and this time and space was under your control!"
"Tony Stark, our team can compensate for this action, and our two teams can cooperate."
"I know you have a strong sense of justice, but we have no choice but to make this choice, because the time and space our team was initially bound to is the zombie universe!"
If other people in the team were here, they would support her. As for the life and death of the other two people, it didn't matter at all. As long as they could complete the task, they would have a chance to resurrect.
Choose to protect or destroy the current time and space. Facing a zombie universe trapped in reincarnation, how to destroy it or protect it?
So after many attempts, they set their sights on other universes, but they didn't expect to meet this reincarnation Iron Man at the beginning.
"It looks like they are all the same type of tasks." Su Lin asked in confusion: "Is this a large-scale world competition?"
From the pile of goods in the reincarnation space and the setting of Marvel's all-powerful universe, it is not surprising that this world has been turned into a sieve by time travelers and reincarnationists.
Yes, you can even find Donald Duck, the one with the strongest legal department on earth, here.
But this way of issuing the same tasks to each team of reincarnationists feels a bit like playing online games or mobile games and brushing world-class BOSS.
"Can't you go to DC next door?" Tony said with despair: "I will buy Warner Bros. tomorrow!"
DC is lucky to have you.
Since knowing that another universe really exists, Tony has been thinking about the next door all the time.
"You should have just started the mission?" Wally judged sharply based on the reaction of this Iron Man and tried to negotiate:
"We know a lot of information. As long as you let me go, we can tell you all of this."
"It's your turn." Meng Qi patted Su Lin's shoulder.
"?" Su Lin looked puzzled.
Meng Qi pointed at Wori and said, "Use your best brainwashing to turn her into a servant who is willing to do anything for you."
"I am pure love and don't like black skin." Su Lin said with disgust: "What are you thinking about all day long?!"
The sight that seemed to see the truth under a person's skin swept from all directions, piercing Meng Qi like a sharp arrow.
"No. I mean..."
"Explanation is covering up." Su Lin said contemptuously.
Meng Qi's face twitched a few times, and finally chose to remain silent at this time.
"Not talking, it seems to be admitted, sister, listen to me, don't pay attention to this man."
Su Lin distanced himself from Meng Qi, who was silently reciting the mantra of cultivating the mind to control the temperature. He looked at the very nervous black woman over there and smiled:
"It seems that you also understand the settings of Marvel. "
"It's a pity that you dare to make such a big fuss and dare to throw your heads on the road directly. "
"Aren't you afraid that the Ancient One and the Time Management Bureau will find you outsiders? "
The entire Earth is basically under the surveillance of the Ancient One. Any outsider cannot escape the eyes of the Ancient One. The assassination of Tony Stark by an outsider to steal the Infinity Stones should be noticed by the Time Management Bureau.
Or, in other words, by the God of Stories, Loki.
"Under normal circumstances, the Supreme Sorcerer cannot notice us reincarnators." Wally smiled and said:
"During the mission, as long as you are careful not to use too much power on Earth, we don't need to worry about anything we do."
The man with an oriental face in front of her looked easy to talk to and had a good attitude. Wally felt that she could talk more.
"So powerful?" Su Lin asked in surprise: "How did you do it?"
"I don't know either. It's the result of experiments by many reincarnators." Wally replied.
The two of them were talking back and forth, and during this time Su Lin even asked Shirou Emiya to bring him a cup of black tea, and the two of them joked from time to time.
The atmosphere seemed very harmonious, but the other group members watching nearby felt a strange sense of disharmony.
"No." Huai Shi hesitated to speak, and asked in the group: "Is this reincarnation person really good?"
He answered whatever was asked.
"Don't ask, if you ask, it's the affinity of a loving father." Lu Mingfei replied silently: "Please, female group members who have just joined the group, don't talk to him for more than three sentences!"
Xiao Yan: "I shouldn't say a word to him either. I have a home but can't go back now."
Henglai Mountain Kaguya: "┭┮﹏┭┮But what should I do if I have already fallen? @Irena"
Ye Fan: " @Kaguya, you too?"
Henglai Mountain Kaguya: "Ah, I forgot this is in the group"
Irena: ". It's okay for me. I've said it before. I wish you happiness."
Meng Qi: "?"
Xiao Yan: "?"
Huai Shi: "Learn."
Li Changshou: "The previous Taiyin Star Lord is going through a tribulation. Now the Guanghan Palace on the moon is empty."
Feng Xiaoxiao: "What's going on? Who are you talking about? Why do I smell the smell of a romance drama?"
"." Su Lin kept a warm smile and slowly turned back to look at Lu Mingfei in front of the TV behind him, but there seemed to be a red light flashing in his eyes.
"I didn't digress." Lu Mingfei said with a sad face: "Can you put away the red eye special effects and the blood sword behind you?"
Su Lin, who hadn't used the Caruso series of skills for too long, gave up the idea of changing his job to give Lu Mingfei a set of combos and reviewed all the skills he had learned.
There was no way. The enemies he had encountered so far were either supermodels or killed in one move.
"What's wrong with me?!" Voli reacted immediately under the stimulation of blood and took two steps back in horror: "Why didn't my mental defense and prohibition trigger!?"
"It seems that you don't know much, thank you sister." Su Lin stood up and asked Tony:
"You really don't choose to be a hunter?"
Tony shook his head like a rattle.
"Okay, I said I would make a joke while everyone was still feeling the feeling of destroying the world. I don't want to cause unnecessary trouble here."
Beside Su Lin, a golden circular portal rotated and opened, and Irena walked out of a mirror world with the hanging ring Su Lin bought for her on her hand.
The space inside the bus began to fold, and the space returned to its original state.
[Main Mission 1: Joined the defender camp, please protect the operation of the current time and space]
[Main Mission 3 (I am a legend) has been activated: Please become a legendary superhero/villain in the current time and space (whether famous or known is not an evaluation criterion), and there will be side missions released later, which can be completed. ]