Chapter 24
Chapter 24
Actually, this wasn't the first time Sly wore women's clothing.
Sly acted in the stage play "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" in high school.
Originally, he was listed as the No. [-] candidate for Snow White because of his fair complexion and beautiful face, but because of his extreme narcissism and self-confidence, he was named by the teacher to act in his true colors... Evil Queen.
During the rehearsal period, Sly called out to the mirror every day who was the most beautiful person in the world.
At that time, Sly was praised by the teacher, saying that he was extremely talented in acting.Little did he know that Slai really couldn't listen to the magic mirror's answer other than his.
Ever since, this situation feels like history repeating itself.
Slai stared at his loveless self in the mirror, and asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, can you tell me who is the most beautiful person in the world?"
Si Lai asked himself and answered, "It was Si Lingling five minutes ago."
To be honest, the clothes are not so ugly after wearing them.
But it was quite weird, Sly's head and face were small, but the clothes were thick and heavy, so it seemed very unsuitable.As long as it is worn by another person, the visual effect can immediately increase the weight of ten catties.
After watching it for a long time, Slai always felt that something was missing.
ah!wig.
This outfit, which resembles something a villainous queen would wear, also requires a head of wavy hair to fit.
Slay walked out slowly and made this request.
Qiao Yulin raised his head, feeling extremely satisfied.He himself also changed his clothes, a dark blue suit without a tie, and a suit of gentleness can be worn with a murderous look.
—like a sharp blade in a misfit scabbard.
The trousers in Slay's skirt were not changed, and he felt that the hem of the skirt was too troublesome when he moved it, so he lifted it up, pulled it to his knees and tied it in a knot.
Qiao Yulin watched silently as he lifted up his skirt, revealing the pink pajama pants inside, and instantly woke up
Sly is not a cute little princess.
After he was freed from imprisonment, he ran over and took the initiative to tie Qiao Yulin's tie.
Then he asked: "Do I really want to dress like this?"
Qiao Yulin asked, "You don't want to?"
Sly shook his head: "How is that possible? I'm just afraid of getting this dress dirty. After all, I... like it so much."
Sly is indeed suitable for this kind of complicated and expensive clothing. His skin is fair, and he can pretend to be a noble and elegant beauty without opening his mouth, especially his waist. After the skirt is tightened, the waist is thinner than the touch, like an inverted blooming roses.
I didn't expect that Sly... likes to wear skirts very much.
Qiao Yulin silently wrote down the matter and nodded, "If you like it, I'll buy you a few more."
Slai's smile froze: That's not what I meant.
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Anluxing and Kamai are not far away, and it only takes an hour to take the aircraft.
During this hour, Sly dressed himself up meticulously.
Qiao Yulin watched as Si Lai smeared all kinds of unknown bottles and cans on his face, and put on a huge wig, so that he didn't look much like himself in the end.
Sly himself is sweet and lovely, but this makeup is extremely gorgeous, with blue-purple eye shadow, sharp eyeliner, and bright red lipstick.It wasn't unattractive, but Slai looked ten years older out of thin air.
Slai looked at the mirror left and right, quite satisfied.
This is the only villainous queen makeup he knows how to paint, and he didn't expect it to come in handy again after two years.
Slai's current mood is that he really wants to wholesale a carload of poisonous apples and distribute them everywhere.
Slai believed that even his own mother would not be able to recognize him now.
Slai also has selfish intentions in drawing this way. Anluxing is no better than Kamaixing. Anlu and his own Vitoxing also have very close business contacts. The birthday party of the daughter of the Minister of Foreign Affairs must have a lot of celebrities. Slai is afraid meet acquaintances.
This necessary camouflage saves a lot of trouble.
Qiao Yulin fastened Slai's control collar, but the collar was blocked by the lace pattern around his neck, so he couldn't see clearly.
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When Slai was led into the hall by Qiao Yulin's arm, he felt an invisible follower light following them.
Countless probing eyes penetrated from head to toe, and Slai felt... a little scary.
Of course he knew that most of these eyes were from Qiao Yulin, so he couldn't be ashamed.
Sly straightened his back.
A man with a white beard approached immediately, shrugging at Qiao Yulin for a while.
Sly knew that this should be the host of the banquet, Foreign Minister Woolf.
Qiao Yulin presented the gift, and Wulf waved his hand, and the two young bionics who followed him immediately took the things, handed them drinks and snacks, and went about their business quietly.
It was just that he hesitated when he passed by Slai, as if he was wondering whether he should pass something to this guest.
Woolf's eyes were vicious, and he saw the collar on Sly's neck at a glance, and waved the two robots away.
He seemed relieved, and said with a smile, "The general didn't bring a female companion, but a robot."
The tone was not mocking, but rather reassuring.
Looking at the audience, there were not a few people who brought their bionics to the banquet. Almost half of them were accompanied by a bionic, holding wine glasses and handing them things.
Sly was even thinking, with so many bionic people bumping into faces in the audience, would their masters not be able to recognize them when they turned around?
Slai was not interested in their conversation, and his mind had already drifted away.
That macaron looks delicious!
Whoa, is that ice cream?I haven't had it for a long time!
Sly forcibly held back his eyes from wandering around.
Woolf pulled Qiao Yulin aside, seeming to be whispering something, and Sly swallowed as he looked at the wine glasses they were using as decorations.
All of a sudden, a man in a black tuxedo with a big back suddenly appeared in front of Slay, blocking his view, and even reached out to touch Slay's face.
Startled, Slai immediately took two steps back.
The other party was watching Slai's micro-movements with great interest.
"Joe, is this the latest bionic man developed by the military? It looks smarter than mine."
Qiao Yulin heard the movement, ended the conversation, and walked towards the two of them.
It's just that Qiao Yulin was not familiar with the other party, so he didn't respond to this kind of familiar address, and answered rather coldly.
"No."
"The appearance is also good-looking, but it's a pity that there is too much powder on it."
Slay: Polite smile.jpg.
Behind that person was also a bionic person, wearing a beautiful red long dress, with his hair simply tied up in a bun, looking very elegant.
Just because of what his master said, the bionic man also moved his eyeballs to his own face.
Although Qiao Yulin didn't ask, it didn't prevent the person in front of him from talking to himself, and began to boast about his background as a bionic person.
What kind of shape was designed by myself, what special craft materials were used, and even a certain amount of independent thinking...
Like the annoying relative who brags about his kid's high test scores at a family reunion.
Si Lai didn't think so, but since he was comparing himself, he won't lose if he loses.
Slai boasted for Qiao Yulin: "I am the most advanced super artificial intelligence, the only one in the entire galaxy."
Being able to say this sentence by himself is enough to prove Sly's intelligence.
Qiao Yulin looked down at Si Lai, smiled lightly and shook his head.
Hearing Slai's obvious boyish voice, the other party was stunned for a moment, and then asked with great interest: "Really? That should have updated a lot of modules. Are there any new functions?"
Sly: This...
Unable to speak.
He did know that a research institute was making a bionic man who could turn himself into a mount like a Transformer, but Sly couldn't just talk about it, in case someone asked him to turn himself into a mount on the spot.
Qiao Yulin was about to speak, but Slai hurriedly said, "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, does that count?"
As soon as these words came out, the man on the opposite side burst out laughing, and even Qiao Yulin, who was with him, laughed out loud.
Sly: ...
Is it that funny?
"Joe, you robot is really interesting."
Qiao Yulin was noncommittal, and even lowered her body to tidy up Slai's messed up skirt.
The man opposite saw Qiao Yulin's caring and careful look, and fell into deep thought.
At this moment, the bionic waiter at the side seemed to have a circuit failure, and began to tremble violently as he walked, and he threw the tray in his hand violently, flying towards Sly and the others.
At this critical moment, it is time to test your professionalism.
The bionic woman next to the man rushed over almost instantly, and grabbed the wine glass that was thrown at the man.
She firmly held the two wine glasses, not even a drop of wine spilled on anyone.
How can it be called a skill!
At the same time, Slai, who sensed the danger, also took action. He moved half a step quickly - and buried himself behind Qiao Yulin.
After all, Qiao Yulin is a human being, so naturally he doesn't have the motion capture ability like a machine, but he blocked it with his intuition, and he swept a few wine glasses to the ground, but no one was hurt.
It's just that there are a lot of glass shards and red wine on the floor.
The loud noise made everyone focus on Qiao Yulin again.
The man on the opposite side applauded and praised: "The general is really skilled."
The bionics in the surrounding circle automatically searched, tilted their heads a few times, and then locked their eyes on the debris on the ground at the same time, and rushed over like a hungry tiger to eat and began to clean up.
This scene... is also quite spectacular.
Of course, except for Slai who was still hiding behind Qiao Yulin.
Sensing the strange gazes of the people around him, Slai was puzzled: Isn't someone cleaning up already? Why are they all looking at me?
It is very inconvenient for me to bend over in a skirt!
Qiao Yulin took the tissue from the waiter, wiped his hands carefully, then turned around and asked Si Lai how he was and if he was injured.
Slai also showed the professionalism of his bionic man. He put his thumbs up with both hands and placed them next to his cheeks, and praised Qiao Yulin's amazing reflexes with a smile.
Qiao Yulin breathed a sigh of relief.
The man on the opposite side looked at Slai's abnormal behavior and said meaningfully: "This is really... the highest intelligence. It can also accurately identify dangers, but the first reaction of your robot is to protect itself, which is close to human beings. Instinctive. But what's the point of this design?"
Sly: If you want to call me a waste, just say so, don't beat around the bush.
Qiao Yulin also became a little impatient, and replied: "It doesn't make any sense, I just like it." Saying that, he pulled Slar away.
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