Will the bionic fiance act like a spoiled child?

Chapter 2

An instruction manual that comes with the robot.

Qiao Yulin read it carefully, and scanned the palm-thick manual with a single glance.

At the same time, Sly was not idle.He tried his best to prepare himself psychologically: This is not the Si family, let alone the planet Vito, you are an unaccompanied black account, what should you do now that your identity is exposed!

You must know that this person in front of you is not an ordinary person, he can crush you to death with one hand!

What's the use of crying?We must act calmly now!

Makes sense, but...

The tip of Sly's nose shrugged slightly, he failed to comfort himself, tears poured out for nothing.

The "unaccompanied" and "kill without batting an eye" that flashed through his mind turned into a raging unease.

I'm so miserable...

This can't be entirely blamed on Slai, he is born with incontinence of tears, and will cry when he is slightly excited, even if his emotions have not reached the level of sadness.

But the lacrimal gland is too developed.

He was doted on by his parents and family before, and he didn't suffer any grievances. Only now did he realize how troublesome this physique is.

Qiao Yulin sighed, and threw the book aside. This time, she didn't forcefully order "Don't cry anymore", but roughly covered Silai's face with her sleeve.

...Maybe this is called wiping tears?

General Qiao has probably never done this kind of thing before, and it can be seen that he has put a lot of effort into these two random wipes.

The opponent's sleeve was scraped until Slay's face turned red, and the latter blinked and froze in place, actually holding back his tears.

"I didn't beat you or scold you, why are you crying?" Qiao Yulin asked.

He also said this sentence to many discipline-violating soldiers who were punished, but his tone was not as friendly as now.

There was a saying in the army that "it is better to be locked up in a closed room than to be punished by the general".

Slai could hear that the other party was not angry, and his stagnant thoughts slowly turned again.He raised his head and saw Qiao Yulin smiling.

It's not necessarily a smile.Because the other party just raised the corners of his mouth and his face was stiff.

If he had to say yes, it would be...a murderous smile.

Slai opened his mouth, and replied with a crying voice: "Master, because, because, I'm just a little robot who was just born, born, not long ago."

This answer choked Qiao Yulin.

You must know that he has ten thousand ways to make the enemy speak the truth.

But the thin-skinned and tender-skinned person in front of him couldn't resist any of them.

"So... you really are," Qiao Yulin paused subtly, picked up the manual and continued, "SX-2202 new bionic man?"

Sly nodded vigorously.

"Oh." Qiao Yulin put away the manual, and through his fingers, he could see the bright "HC-1066" on the cover.

Not a single letter matched.

Qiao Yulin said: "I just read the manual. If the robot is crying, it means something is wrong."

Sleika froze: "Ah? Yes, yes?"

Alarm bells rang in Slai's heart, and he quickly said, "I, I don't have a problem. I'm very useful. I can do laundry, cook, mop the floor and wash dishes."

Sly froze again. This time, it wasn't that he was nervous, but that he knew so much about housework, and he couldn't think of anything else for a while, "I can still wake him up...to put him to sleep, to sleep."

Qiao Yulin felt that the other party was a cute doll when he was not crying. After hearing what he said just now, he almost showed that "murderous smile" again, but he controlled it.

"Stuttering, it means that the fault is not serious. If you can't shut down and self-check, maybe I need to call a maintenance person."

Slay hastily stopped him.

"No, there's no need. I'll do a self-examination." Si Lai bit his tongue, "How do I do a self-examination?"

"you will not?"

"No, no, I need my master to give me clear instructions before I can run, and you haven't given me a name yet." Slai thought quickly.

Qiao Yulin nodded in understanding: "Is that so?"

Slai's eyelids twitched, and he said respectfully, "Master, please name me."

Qiao Yulin thought for a while.

"Then call it Zero Zero."

Slai was speechless, choking on what he was expecting just now.

"00", ranked first on the list of the most commonly used names of robots in the 22nd century.

The second digit is "11" and the third digit is "01".

Contemporary people are really careless about naming names.

Unlike Sly, each android in his family was carefully named.

For example, for the first robot he owned, Sly exhausted his entire life (five years old) to get a name of "Si Selma Daphne Ophelia Sally", looking for the entire Star Federation. No second one with the same name.

But later, because it took too long to issue the order, Sly obeyed his parents' advice and changed it to "Sally".

Si Lai pretended to be happy, and answered in imitation of a bionic man.

"Wow! That's great! I have a name, and I will be unique from now on! Thank you, master."

Unique fart, there are about 300 million robots with the same name as me in the world.

Qiao Yulin reached out and touched Slai's head, smoothing his messy hair.He was still a little stiff in this movement.

"Well, good."

"Zero zero, shutdown self-test."

Sly had given up resistance.

Isn't it just shutting down?

Haven't seen the pig run, haven't you eaten pork yet?

There is nothing special about the robots in their house when they are turned off, they just stop slowly with the music, motionless.

Oh, and the shutdown music!

Details are key.

Slai praised his thoughtful consideration.

Si Lai was in the "off state", unable to open his mouth, he could only hum casually, as long as he got the meaning.

Singing is simple, as long as you have a mouth.

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Qiao Yulin watched Si Lai slowly close his eyes, and his eyes, which were as clear as glass beads, disappeared, which made Qiao Yulin feel a little relieved.

Those pitiful eyes made people feel guilty for no reason.

Qiao Yulin thought to himself, maybe it's time for him to have a comprehensive physical examination.In the past, relying on his youth and vigor, he would stand on the front line and refuse to leave unless he could not move.

After these ten years, it seems that he has accumulated a lot of unmentionable illnesses.

Just like this uncontrolled heart today.

Qiao Yulin looked up at the other party.

The young master who called himself a "robot" in front of him was undoubtedly his fiance in name. Why did he appear here?

Their wedding date was set on the [-]th of next month. At that time, Qiao Yulin would only take a symbolic day off to fulfill his groom's obligations. They would part ways the next day.

It should be like this.

Qiao Yulin has always been indifferent to feelings, and devoted himself to the battlefield, never thinking of starting a family.One is that he has no one to admire, and the other is that he thinks that he has no eyes for swords and guns and is precarious, so he really shouldn't delay others.

The marriage contract with Si Lai was purely "a father's order must not be violated", and presumably the other party was the same, so he didn't bother to get to know each other.

A commercial marriage will break up after three years at the most.

...But the current development has deviated from the assumption and has become complicated.

But there are more complicated ones.

Qiao Yulin's thoughts were interrupted by a strange voice, and the source of the noise was Slai, who had his eyes closed and looked harmless in front of him.

From his throat came out a messy singing voice that was sometimes hoarse and sometimes high-pitched, and it turned a thousand times, making people unable to grasp the tune.

She looks so pleasing to the eye, yet she sings like a ghost killing her...

All the chants in the army are better than this.

But the other party was not only unconscious, but shook his head slightly intoxicated.

Qiao Yulin's expression was quite indescribable. He was wondering if it was necessary to send this young master to have his brain checked when he had his physical examination.

Fortunately, the singing was not long and soon came to an abrupt end.

The young master sat still, and after half a minute, he began to tell the time in a decent manner.

"Drip, start self-test, the current progress is 1%."

"Drip, the current progress is 5%."

……

"Drip, the current progress is 50%."

Qiao Yulin couldn't help but chuckle seeing the other party's seriousness.

Is he stupid himself, or does he think I'm stupid?

General Qiao has lived for 30 years, and he has never seen such a stupid person...but somehow he is so stupid that he is cute.

The other party even couldn't help yawning during the time telling, and finally insisted on reaching "85%", but fell asleep when he tilted his body.

Qiao Yulin quickly caught him, and Slai just leaned against his chest defenselessly.

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In fact, Slai had already woken up the moment he fell down, but he didn't have time to react, his body lightened, and he lost his support.

A pair of hands went around his back, picked up his knees, and hugged him firmly.

——Qiao Yulin hugged him and walked towards nowhere.

Slai felt that his waist and knees, where Qiao Yulin's hands touched, were heating up rapidly.

It's very strange, is the opponent's hand heated?

But even so, his face didn't touch him, why did he feel hot for no reason?

Qiao Yulin didn't seem to be proficient in this movement, and Si Lai felt that he was slipping a little bit.

Slip, slide, fly.

Sly was completely weightless for a second, and then he fell head-down, butt-up.

It can be seen that Qiao Yulin is more comfortable with this kind of movement of carrying sandbags, and now he is walking like flying.

It's just that Sly's abdomen hurts a little from the raised shoulders, not to mention that there is still a hand pressing on his buttocks.

... Slai wanted to bite Qiao Yulin's waist down.

But he dared not.

The door rang.

The rustling of cloth.

Qiao Yulin's hands left her body.

Sly felt that he was being laid flat on some hard board, and then there was another rustling sound, and a layer of soft lily-scented cloth covered himself.

After a while, Qiao Yulin moved away from his side and closed the door behind him.

Slai let out a sigh of relief and opened his eyes.

In the darkness where his fingers could barely be seen, Slai saw himself on a bed in a small space, covered with a quilt.

Qiao Yulin didn't seem that bad, and even arranged a room for himself.

Sly shrank his neck and buried the lower half of his face under the quilt.

The quilt is quite fragrant.

Sly's grandfather once told him that although a person who treats androids as slaves is not necessarily a bad person, he must be a good person who treats them equally.

Si Lai thought to himself that he didn't understand Qiao Yulin at all.

Maybe the marriage wasn't a mistake?

This thought startled Slai all together, he shook his head, something is wrong with me, when was he so easy to please.

The crux of the problem is obviously, the two of them are strangers, how can they skip so many levels and directly enter the most intimate relationship?

Yes, I escaped right.

Slai changed his sleeping position and lay down with his eyes closed for 10 minutes.

Sly didn't fall asleep, the bed had to be said... very hard!It's no different than sleeping on the floor.

This quilt is not good either, after sleeping for so long it is still cold and stuffy.

Most importantly, for some reason, Sly always felt very itchy, as if he had been bitten by some insect.

From his wrist to his back, Sly scratched more and more itchy and painful.

The little goodwill towards Qiao Yulin just now disappeared once again.

Si Lai comforted himself with luck: Fortunately, he decided to escape from marriage, otherwise he would have to live here in the future, which is no different from being tortured.

This bit of consolation didn't help, and Slai immediately realized: what's the use of running away, he just lay here obediently.

Sly felt a deep sense of powerlessness.

I can't hide no matter how I hide, is it fate?

As soon as the mysterious word "fate" appeared, it knocked on the tip of Slai's heart, causing a throbbing miraculously.

Is fate irresistible?

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Si Lai: No sleep, no food, no hunger QAQ