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"Aaaaaah, help! I promise I'll start studying hard tomorrow!"
"I told you to put tentacles and allure in the same magic rune! Does that make any sense? Look, this is a tentacle magic rune, so if I add an allure rune here like this, will that work?!"
“…Eh?” SilverShul paused, looking at the slowly forming spell in his hand, and subconsciously tossed it away, muttering:
"No way...it actually works? What kind of logic is that?"
Just as she was lost in thought, a suppressed groan suddenly startled her awake.
Silver Xiuer looked up at Ye Ye, who was wrapped in transparent tentacles, whose clothes were gradually being corroded and whose skin was gradually being stained with an excited rose-red color, and stood up in shock.
"What...what kind of magic is this?!"
……
……
"Life has finally settled into a peaceful routine..."
Latis's mind raced through the events of the past few days, and he couldn't help but sigh:
"It's time to start developing peacefully!"
"Oh, right, we also need to verify a hypothesis from the simulation..."
Suddenly, the experiences of the elderly Latis at the end of the last simulation flashed through his mind.
"Would writing a novel in the description of an uploaded technique attract a lot of readers? That's interesting..."
Latis reviewed the key points of the creation spells that Teacher Yin had taught him today.
"In short, as long as it poses no danger, it shouldn't be blown up..."
He took out a blank scroll and began to draw magic runes on it.
"Leaving aside its practicality for now, let's focus solely on repeatability and safety..."
"What should we use as a model?...Tsk, let's use 'Hand of the Mage' as a model, a tribute to the legendary apprentice who just exploded. Hmm...what changes should we make?"
"Forget it, let's play it safe for now and give 'Hand of the Mage' a different color... Holy crap, why are there so many different colored Hand of the Mage on the Magic Network? These amateur mages are really something!"
"How should I change it?... I've got it! Let's change the feel of the 'Mage's Hand'! Before, it was a ghostly hand made of magic essence, and the feel was rather ethereal... Let's add an 'Oily Spell'! It'll be oily and look very moisturizing."
"Created successfully, let's run it..."
Latis infused magic into the runes on the scroll, and as the scroll melted away, a smooth, shiny mage's hand appeared in the apartment.
"Um……"
Latis stared at the floating mage's hand, a thoughtful expression on his face.
He made a slight movement with his hand, and then the mage's hand followed suit, raising his middle finger.
"hiss……"
Looking at the oily film covering his middle finger, Latis gasped and muttered to himself:
"It feels even more sinister now..."
……
"Alright, build successful!"
Latis projected his consciousness onto the magic network, examined the magic runes that had reappeared on it once more, and nodded.
"What's your name?"
After a moment's thought, he wrote "Mage's slip of the hand" in the spell name column.
"Alright, now for the main event: the introduction!"
Latis stared at the blank introduction section, pondering what kind of novel he could write.
"Write 'My First Half of Life' again? Forget it, I'm still in the prime of my life, let's not talk about such sad things."
"How about writing 'Life in Another World Starting from Escape from the Dragon Horn Dungeon'? Forget it, it sounds like toilet paper..."
"Writing a 'Dating History'... Hahaha, are you crazy? It's best to keep my daily dating life with girls a secret from outsiders!"
“Wait…” Latis suddenly paused, muttering to himself:
"Why should I insist on writing it myself? There are plenty of plagiarists among time-travelers, aren't there?!"
"But what should I copy?... Damn it, I don't have any classic works in my head! All I have is this fucking porn!"
His expression suddenly changed, and his eyes gradually brightened.
Latis looked at the blank profile section, and with a thought, a line of small text appeared on it.
[La's apprenticeship results were not ideal...]
……
"Holy crap, I know this stuff by heart, fucking amazing!"
Looking at the two chapters of the synopsis that had been quickly written, Latis laughed and clicked upload.
Watching his spell quickly disappear into the vast sea of folk spells, he calmly severed the magic net and shrugged indifferently.
"Let the bullets fly for a while. Now... well, it's rare to have such a leisurely moment, so perhaps..."
His eyes were fixed on the simulator.
【Dear Mr. Latis, welcome back to the Magic University Simulator!】
"Guest, what color is your underwear?" Although it may sound abrupt, or even a little rude, please allow me to explain.
If there were an inner sleeve that could connect to all the molds you ordered anytime, anywhere, would you be interested in it? Yes, I know you have plenty of friends and running buddies, but if there were an inner sleeve that could project their mouth or foot molds to change the shape of the inner sleeve itself, would you be interested?
Perhaps, perhaps not. But if you are interested, please call Elder World's "Laboratory of Love" without informing others. We sincerely look forward to your visit.
[Atlantic time: Saturday evening 9:35]
Please select a simulation program.
【Dimensional Journey (Entry Requirements: 10-50)】
【Path of the Sage (1/2 times this week)】
[Battle of Laws (0/2 this week)]
Having been tempered by all sorts of advertisements to become quite calm, Latis only glanced at the advertisement before looking away.
"I...I won't be tempted anymore! Haha..." Since there was no way to click on the ads anyway, Latis shook his head, sighed regretfully, and muttered to himself:
"I have 250 points of Goddess Water left over from last time... Let's embark on a dimensional journey, simulator!"
[You have chosen the Dimensional Journey, consuming 50 Goddess Water.]
[Please select the world to enter: Bone Spirit Realm/Great Ocean World/Random Dimension]
"Let's go with random planes."
[Selecting a random plane...]
[Entering soon: The World of Terry]
The slightly square-shaped stream of particles suddenly exploded outwards, blurring Latis's vision into a mosaic, and he immediately screamed in agony:
"Aaaaaah, I don't want cavalry! Give me infantry!"
Before he finished speaking, a square wooden table appeared in front of him. Sparse wood grain covered the surface of the table like a rough texture, and even the shadow under the table was square.
"Where is this...?"
Latis looked up, watching the figures of the people on both sides and opposite him gradually appear in the darkness, narrowed his eyes, and then froze instantly.
A square-faced man, seemingly with a limp nose, stepped into the light. His hands were tucked into opposite sleeves, and he strode forward with measured steps. He met Latis's gaze, and his limp nose twitched slightly, emitting a sound like a devil's whisper:
"Humph~"
"Holy crap, what's this? Wait, that familiar hum...Maincraft?!"
"Are these really villagers?! Seeing this in real life is just too cheesy!"
Latis sat blankly in the chair, feeling his mind being polluted little by little.
He heard the sound of a chair being moved and instinctively turned his head to look at the card players who had taken their seats on either side.
On the left is a blocky figure with orange hair in a braid. Judging from her thin eyebrows and lips with lip gloss, she is a woman. Her blocky arms also appear thinner. For a moment, Latis even felt that her coarse cloth robe could vaguely reveal her waistline.
On the right is a short-haired man with brown skin, wearing blue clothes. He has thick eyebrows and a resolute gaze, looking as if he once dug through the earth's core with his bare hands.
"Alex and Steve? Damn it... I must have been completely confused in class today. Where did this simulator come from? Is this still another world?"
Latis stood there stunned until Alex and Steve took their seats and tossed out five chips, at which point he snapped out of his daze and instinctively threw out his own chips as well.
'Okay, okay, let's just pretend it's Minecraft for now. Speaking of which, can people in Minecraft really play cards...?'
The thought had barely crossed Latis's mind when he stared in disbelief as dozens of cards appeared in front of the villagers. The cards paused briefly in mid-air before being sucked back into the villagers' bodies.
"Holy crap, this is totally mentally polluting!"
Latis stared blankly as the villagers spat out strings of cards, only to have them sucked back in by his nasal nose, and he felt his brain begin to boil.
"I didn't notice anything wrong in the game, but how come it looks so bizarre in person! No, no, the more I look at this villager's face, the more I miss the Bone Spirit Maid. Even the skeleton dealer seems handsome now!"
Latis's forehead veins bulged as he murmured in agony.
Chapter 117 Physics no longer exists!
After shuffling the cards using an unknown method, the village croupier turned to Steve, who was to Latis's right, and spit out five cards.
The cards hovered in the air for a moment before being absorbed into Steve's body. Then, a perfectly arranged card fan suddenly appeared in his hand. Steve looked at the cards with his calm and resolute eyes, and then put them away.
"Okay, okay... Assuming this really is the Minecraft world, then who exactly are these two card players? I hadn't really thought about that before, considering Steve and Alex are player-controlled characters..."
"Could it be that the card players in the interdimensional journey are actually gamers as well?"
Latis clasped his hands together on the table and frowned.
"It seems similar to the Minecraft setting; he can freely switch between items in his inventory. But... he doesn't even have fingers, how does he manage to create such a perfect fan shape?!"
He watched as the village dealer dealt Alex five cards in the same way, and Alex, after looking at his cards, put them away and fell silent.
Looking at the expressionless faces of the Minecraft characters, it's really hard to understand what they're thinking...