The conspiracy of the courtyard

Chapter 57: Conference Confrontation

Lu Zixuan held the peach blossom carved from the radish and couldn't help but admire "every profession has its own specialty". As long as it is a kitchen skill, there is really no one that He Yuzhu can't learn. Take the peach blossom carved for example, it is half-opened. If it is too open, there is no place to cut, and if it is too open, the peach blossom cannot be seen. It can't be said to be a masterpiece of nature, but at least it is a wonderful work of art. Except for the base being too shabby, it is simply incomparable and amazing. If it were put in a video, the gift special effects alone would fill the screen

He Yuzhu brought the pot to the table. Why? Such a big soup bowl was not available in his family. Seeing that everyone was appreciating his masterpiece, He Yuzhu was also proud of it and was very happy. He grinned and said, "Isn't it beautiful? I carved the base of the flower. If it weren't for this soulful base, I wouldn't have been able to get it."

The three of them snorted at the same time when they heard this. It was really neat. They almost blamed He Yuzhu for the mistake. He Yuzhu was the first to get mad: "Are you sick? This base looks better if I make it than yours. Why do you say you made it if it wasn't made by you?" Chen Ping also laughed and said: "Zhuzi, please explain clearly. We all thought you made this flower. Are we excited for nothing? Haha." Lu Zixuan didn't say anything but said, "Uncle, are you the funny guy hired by the monkey?"

He Yuzhu wanted to scratch his head habitually. He raised his hand in the air and then stopped, rubbed his hands, and said seriously: "The master said that I ruined his two days' work, and asked me to bring it back and eat it raw. I couldn't eat it, so I gave it to Xuanxuan to play with. Don't get me wrong, I didn't let Xuanxuan eat it, I just gave it to play with. Besides, the base was really made by me." "Stop, come on, let's eat quickly. I'm afraid that if you continue to talk later, we will all laugh and faint." He Yushui didn't give He Yuzhu any face at all

The group ate, drank, and laughed, and finally finished the meal with laughter. He Yuzhu was awesome, and made all of He Yushui's classmates cry with laughter. This joke became He Yuzhu's masterpiece, and it gave him more opportunities in his future life. As soon as they finished their meal, Liu Guangqi shouted outside, "The Central Court is holding a general meeting." Yes, there will be another competition.

After putting away their bowls and chopsticks, they each took their own small stool and walked towards the central courtyard. When they arrived at the central courtyard, it felt like there were more people there today, because all Lu Zixuan could see were patches on people's buttocks.

He pulled Chen Ping, indicating that he wanted to hold her. Chen Ping held Lu Zixuan and said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you say that you couldn't hold me? Have you changed your mind again?"

Lu Zixuan was also very depressed. He gritted his teeth and shook his head and said, "There are butts everywhere. Try it? There are so many men's butts and women's butts. The key is that I can't find who smoked me. That smell, eh... I dare not recall it." Chen Ping laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

He Yushui was very curious: "Sister, what are you laughing at? You can't even straighten your back." Chen Ping told He Yushui what Lu Zixuan said.

"Ah? Xuanxuan also smelled it? I thought I was the only one who smelled it, so I was too embarrassed to say it," He Yushui said with a dark face.

Chen Ping quickly asked if she wanted to be held by her brother. He Yushui held her breath and immediately found He Yuzhu: "Brother, hold me, quickly." He Yuzhu didn't understand what was going on, but he quickly picked up He Yushui and asked what was wrong.

When He Yushui saw that he had reached a high point, he took two deep breaths and said, "I am almost suffocating. I should not have followed Xuanxuan. If he eats farts, I have to eat farts too. Really..." He explained the matter in a few words. He Yuzhu was so happy that he put down his stool and laughed.

Only two claps were heard. "Today is a meeting, and there are a few things to announce. One is that there are new people in our hospital. A young couple came some time ago, and today a family of three came. Let them introduce themselves. San'er, you go first." Yi Zhonghai presided over the meeting for the first time. He looked calm on the surface, but he was very excited inside. His face was flushed with excitement.

"Hello, neighbors. My name is Zhao Saner, and this is my wife Xiaohua." Zhao San's speech was brief, and the couple sat down after he finished speaking. Well, everyone who was not stupid brought a stool, only Liu Haizhong's family stood next to the stone bench, holding their heads high, as if they were going to die on the battlefield.

The new man also stood up and said, "Hello, neighbors. My name is Zheng Tianhao. I work at Lou's Steel Plant. This is my wife, Song Juan, who works at the Sixth Hospital. This is my daughter, Zheng Rongrong. We live in the middle courtyard. You can just call me Old Zheng. Please take care of me in the future. Thank you." Old Zheng bowed and the introduction was completed.

"Okay, now comes the second thing. Since He Daqing no longer lives in the courtyard, I will be the eldest uncle and manage the middle courtyard. Liu Haizhong will be the second uncle and manage the backyard. Yan Bugui will still be the third uncle and manage the front yard." Yi Zhonghai continued to speak.

"Does the Street Office know about this? No one has informed us." "Yes, I haven't heard from the Street Office." "Chen Ping, aren't you in the Street Office? Do you know?"... Everyone started talking about it and insisted that someone from the Street Office come to prove it.

"Pa pa" two more slaps were heard, and Yi Zhonghai raised his voice: "I have already told the people in the Street Office, and they will come soon to say that Chen Ping is just doing odd jobs in the Street Office, what does she know? The leaders will not tell her these things, so I will go to the Street Office tomorrow and ask them to send someone to tell everyone."

Song Juan, who was sitting next to Chen Ping, asked Chen Ping, "Sister, what are the second uncle and the first uncle?" Chen Ping knew that she was asked, so she couldn't be polite anymore. "Well, the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle are just jokes. They are three people in charge. They are mainly responsible for cooperating with the street office, collecting various fees, keeping the courtyard clean and tidy inside and outside, and doing some work for the street office. If there are small disputes or conflicts between neighbors, they can ask them for help to reconcile, so as to avoid the expansion of conflicts and avoid asking the street office for problems. The main reason is that the street office is in charge of too many places now and can't take care of them. It's just a temporary solution. They just report every once in a while. It's usually nothing big. If you don't understand something, you can ask everyone. I am the Chen Ping they are talking about."

Song Juan thanked him politely: "Thank you, Sister Chen Ping. I'm at the Sixth Hospital. If you need anything, please come to me."

Just as Song Juan finished speaking, she heard Yi Zhonghai's voice, "Chen Ping, what are you mumbling about? We're in a meeting, you know? Be serious, you're smiling all day long, what's the point of it? Do you think you don't have to give face to us managers just because you've worked in the street office for two days? I'm telling you, as long as you're in this courtyard, you have to listen to me, okay? Don't think you can do anything just because you've studied in a private school for a few days. Do you understand the spirit of the document that has just been issued? You've only been in the city for a few days, and you've learned to disrespect your leaders. Remember, this is a city, not a rural area. You have to follow etiquette in everything you do. Be careful next time. If I go to the street office and tell you about your situation, I'll have to go back to the countryside, okay?"

[Oh? This old fool wants to cause trouble, how can I tolerate this? Mom, scold him]

Seeing that he had no more to say, Chen Ping slowly stood up and said with a smile: "Are you done? Well, I have the right to refute, right? Let's start with the first point you said. You asked me what I was mumbling about. I was explaining to the neighbors who had just arrived the meaning and responsibilities of the so-called uncle. Since you asked so sincerely, I will reluctantly tell you that there is no such title in the street office."