69novels Chapter 228
Chapter 228
Su Mianmian was very panicked at this moment!
She stared at Jiang Che in front of her vigilantly. She was not stupid, on the contrary... she was very smart.
Last time, she vaguely guessed whether Jiang Che had the ability to eavesdrop on other people's thoughts. After all, every time she scolded him in her heart, she would be punished soon.
And this time, she was almost certain that Jiang Che must have the ability to hear her thoughts.
"Meow meow meow~"
Su Mianmian called Jiang Che twice.
[Hey, if you can hear my thoughts... just say it? ]
Jiang Che smiled. This little wild cat is quite smart!
"Yes, I can indeed hear your thoughts, and I also know your identity as a time traveler... you are really miserable to be a cat"
Su Mianmian's heart sank. It was indeed so!
No wonder she always felt that there was something wrong with the way Jiang Che looked at her.
It turned out that he could hear her thoughts a long time ago.
Then I used to lie on the VIP seat at the head of the bed and watch the live broadcast every night... Didn't this bastard hear all my thoughts?
【(。＞︿＜)_θ】
At that time, she was watching the live broadcast and commenting on it. Did she hear it all?
"Yeah~ I heard everything"
Jiang Che smiled and said, Su Mianmian had no privacy in front of him.
【You... you are shameless, eavesdropping on other people's hearts, too shameless, and you are also an exhibitionist... a perverted exhibitionist! 】
"Hehe... why don't you say you are still a voyeur!"
【Then you know that I am an innocent girl, why don't you drive me away? You did it on purpose】
Jiang Che laughed, "I did it on purpose? I closed the door of the bedroom two days ago, and you just got in from the balcony. Blame me?"
Su Mianmian stopped talking~
She was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
She relied on her special status as a cat and thought she would not be discovered, but the truth was... she was exposed from beginning to end.
It's like... someone told you that you can be invisible without clothes, and you believed it... and went out for a walk with your big butt naked, but the people you met were all actors, and they told you afterwards that you actually didn't have the ability to be invisible. They even made a documentary about you walking your bird without clothes.
[You... you... that's also my fault, I'm a girl! ]
Jiang Che was shocked. He didn't expect that Su Mianmian was also a super female boxer? This punch... even the Grandmaster of Tianjin couldn't take it!
But Jiang Che is different. He specializes in dealing with these little fairies and female ghosts!
"Haha, girl? Look at you now. Whose girl has white hair all over her body? You are not a white-haired loli! Look at my Dong'er... that's a white-haired loli!"
Su Mianmian: "..."
I was offended!
[Hmph~ I won't talk to you about this anymore, just give me the fruit in your hand! You promised me just now that if I cooperate with you to perform a backflip, you will give me a good fruit to eat]
Su Mianmian knew that if she continued to argue, she would definitely suffer.
What if this bastard took her to the pet hospital for sterilization, what should she do?
No matter how glorious her past life was, she was just a pitiful and helpless little ragdoll cat now.
"I can give it to you, but you have to perform a few more backflips for me. No... Backflips are too simple. Aren't you a great pianist? Play a piano piece for me"
Jiang Che tapped his legs.
Possessing the magical skill of "her telepathy", he and Su Mianmian, the cat, have completed barrier-free communication.
[You——]
Su Mianmian was so angry that her fur exploded.
[Impossible, no matter how delicious this fruit is, I can't sell my dignity~]
She gritted her teeth and wanted to jump in front of Jiang Che to scratch his face!
She turned her head away with a very proud look.
But Jiang Che's next words made her unable to remain calm.
"This fruit is called Zhuguo, which is a natural treasure that takes away the creation of heaven and earth. Ordinary people can strengthen their bodies and prolong their lives after eating it. Animals can open their spiritual wisdom after eating it... It is rumored that some animals in ancient times turned into human forms because they swallowed too many Zhuguo..."
Su Mianmian accurately extracted four keywords: turned into human forms!
This made her unable to remain calm!
As a human being, how could Su Mianmian be willing to be a cat forever?
She also wanted to hold a piano concert, how could a cat hold one?
What's more... cats can be in heat! ! ! ! She couldn't guarantee that she would be nervous during the estrus periodConfused, follow instinct to go out and find some stray male cat, and then get pregnant with a belly full of kittens.
Just thinking about it is terrible!
"Don't worry about this, before you traveled through time, I helped you every time you were in heat."
Jiang Che said calmly.
"You helped me?"
"????"
When I typed this string of question marks, it was not me who had a problem, but you who had a problem?
I am a little ragdoll cat, you are a fucking human, this... this is too explosive, isn't it?
Su Mianmian couldn't help but tighten her anus.
"Ahem... what are you thinking? I used a cotton swab, I can't let my cat go out and get pregnant with wild puppies, right?"
Although it is just a pet cat, it is also a pet cat of a wealthy noble family. In the cat world, it is also a top daughter. How could it be cheap to those stray cats?
After hearing Jiang Che's words, Su Mianmian's explosive heart calmed down a little.
It turned out to be a cotton swab. She thought.... ahem, but she still felt weird.
[Ahem, I warn you, when I'm in heat... you are not allowed to use cotton swabs! ]
[Pah, pah, pah, the topic has gone off the topic! I play piano music for you... you will give me fruit? ]
Jiang Che pursed his lips and smiled, and nodded gently.
[Okay, you said it, if you cheat, I will curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole]
Su Mianmian turned around and walked towards the piano, tiptoed slightly, and jumped onto the keys, and the keys made a sound when the soles of her feet touched them.
[What a pervert, let me, a cat, play the piano, even if Beethoven was reborn, he would have a headache! ]
[Well... just play a simple piano piece, "Wedding in the Dream" is more suitable for one-handed playing]
She can only play some one-handed songs. After all, she is just a cat, and she can't handle too complicated ones.
"Su Mianmian, I think Croatian Rhapsody is also suitable for one-handed playing! We are all from the same hometown... You should be familiar with Croatian Rhapsody, right?"
Su Mianmian: "..."
I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not.
In the end, she succumbed to Jiang Che's power and began to play the piano keys on her feet.
Croatian Rhapsody has a very fast rhythm and is more suitable for showing off skills. Even ordinary people will feel sore in their wrists after playing a piece, not to mention that Su Mianmian is now a cat.
Su Mianmian jumped wildly on the piano keys, and her four paws were almost waving out afterimages, and then bursts of passionate piano sounds came out.
"Puff~" Jiang Che laughed shamelessly.
He still has a way to play tricks on people. Who made this little puppet so foul-mouthed? Call him a big idiot every day!
While laughing, he silently took out his mobile phone and filmed this scene.
A cat playing the piano, would be quite explosive if posted online, right?