69novels Chapter 397 Your Laugh is Too Cruel
Chapter 397 Your Laugh is Too Cruel
The next morning, Zhang Jianjun opened his eyes at dawn. This was his second morning on the deserted island. He stretched himself, feeling the fresh air and warm sunshine. Then, he walked out of the tent and saw Song Qian and Tong Wenjie also walked out of their tents. They looked in good spirits and seemed to have had a good rest last night.
Meanwhile, three beautiful anchors, Yang Mi, Reba and Liu Tianxian, have started their live broadcast today. They excitedly show the audience the beautiful beach and blue sea. "Wow, the island weather is so great this morning!" Yang Mi exclaimed. "Yes, it's exactly like in the painting!" Reba echoed. The live broadcast room was filled with the audience's exclamations, and they all expressed their longing for this beautiful place.
Zhang Jianjun looked at the three beautiful anchors and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "It's really beautiful here, but we can't forget that survival is the most important task." He knew that although the beautiful scenery in front of them was intoxicating, they still needed to face various challenges, find food and water, and build a safe camp.
As the sun gradually rose, the temperature gradually increased. Zhang Jianjun decided to lead everyone to explore the environment around the island to see if they could find some useful resources. He and others moved along the coastline, carefully avoiding steep cliffs and reefs hit by waves. Along the way, they found some shellfish and small fish, which were valuable resources that could be used as food.
When they returned to the camp, it was already past noon. Everyone was a little tired, but in a particularly good mood. They enjoyed a simple and delicious seafood lunch by the sea, and then continued to work on building the camp. In the afternoon, they collected more wood and leaves, built a stronger shelter, and prepared a campfire for use at night.
As night fell, the camp was quiet. Zhang Jianjun lit a bonfire, and everyone sat around it, sharing stories and laughing. Although they were on a deserted island, at this moment, they felt a special kind of solidarity and mutual assistance. Under the light of the fire, everyone's face was filled with smiles of satisfaction and hope.
The next day passed like this. Although it was full of challenges, everyone was trying to adapt and enjoy this unique experience. There are still many unknowns waiting for them in the future, but they believe that as long as they unite, they can overcome all difficulties and survive.
As night fell, by the campfire, Zhang Jianjun coughed lightly, breaking the silence around him. There was a sly look in his eyes: "Everyone, since we are all in good spirits tonight, why don't we have a special show - a desert island joke contest! Whoever tells the funniest story will be responsible for catching the biggest crab for breakfast tomorrow!"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone cheered. Even Yang Mi, Reba and Liu Tianxian, three anchors who were usually very comfortable in front of the camera, were eager to try it. Obviously, this atmosphere made them feel unprecedented relaxation and happiness.
"I'll go first!" Song Qian volunteered. She patted a large rock beside her as if it was her pulpit. "One day, a crab met another crab and asked, 'Hey, brother, how did you get to this island?' The other crab replied, 'I came here by boat, how about you?' The first crab scratched his head and said in confusion, 'I came here by bus, but when I arrived at the station, I found that the bus turned into a boat and took me directly here!'"
After hearing this, everyone was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. Even the usually calm Tong Wenjie couldn't help laughing, clapping her thighs and laughing so hard that she fell backwards.
"Haha, Sister Song Qian's joke is so funny!" Reba took over with a smile, "Then I'll tell you one too. It's said that a dolphin found a mobile phone on the beach. It curiously pressed a button on the screen. Suddenly, a voice came from the phone: 'Hello, this is the Marine Rescue Center. How can I help you?' The dolphin was startled and quickly threw the phone back into the sea, muttering to itself: 'Oh my god, the world under water has also started making calls!'"
This joke made the atmosphere on the scene reach a climax. Zhang Jianjun laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist. He nodded repeatedly: "Reba, your joke is creative, it's a seafood version of 'Phone Terror'!"
Seeing this, Yang Mi was not to be outdone. She smiled and stood up, looked around, and then slowly said: "This time I'll tell you something more heartwarming. On a sunny afternoon, a turtle was basking in the sun on the beach. Suddenly, a seagull flew over, stopped in front of it and said, 'Hey, brother turtle, did you know? The whole sea is telling you about your deeds.' The turtle was stunned and asked, 'Oh? Tell me what?' The seagull smiled mysteriously: 'They say you are the slowest swimmer in the sea, but also the most persistent navigator, because you can always return to your shell accurately!'"
This joke carried a touch of warmth and philosophy, adding a bit of warmth and resonance to everyone's laughter. After hearing this, Liu Tianxian's eyes sparkled with admiration, and she clapped her hands gently: "Yang Mi, your joke is really thoughtful."
At this time, Zhang Jianjun clapped his hands and motioned for everyone to be quiet: "It seems that everyone is very talented today! However, I have a finale here, listen carefully - there was an octopus, it wanted to become a human being very much, so it prayed every day. Finally one day, it found that it had grown two legs, and it ran wildly on the beach excitedly. Suddenly, it met a fisherman, and the fisherman asked in surprise: 'Hey, what are you?' The octopus excitedly replied: 'I am an octopus man!' The fisherman scratched his head and said: 'Oh, that's great, I'm just missing an octopus leg to make a seafood platter!'"
This twisted joke caught everyone off guard. They were stunned for a moment, and then burst into even more enthusiastic laughter. Song Qian covered her stomach and laughed, "Jianjun, your joke is too cruel. Even the octopus man would cry after hearing it!"