69novels Chapter 153 The Experience Of Licking A Dog
Chapter 153 The Experience Of Licking A Dog
After hearing Ron's words.
Just as Hei Xiaohu was about to raise his glass to drink, his movements suddenly stopped, and his heartbeat accelerated wildly at this moment.
Is there any way to marry a blue rabbit?
Why the hell do you want to try it?
Laozi will definitely agree!
As for the words "low probability", Hei Xiaohu simply chose to ignore it.
In his opinion.
The two words probability are equivalent to certain success!
for a while.
Hei Xiaohu has even imagined the scene of Blue Rabbit wearing a red hijab and a phoenix crown, being carried home in a sedan chair with eight carriages, bowing to heaven and earth, and then entering the bridal chamber under the watchful eyes of countless people.
Finally there is only one litter of tiger cubs left...
Oh...shet!
This picture is so beautiful.
Seeing Hei Xiaohu with a silly smile on his face, his eyes flashed with infinite longing for the future.
Ron used dragon magic to explore his inner thoughts.
After reading it.
Ron's face suddenly filled with black lines.
Do you want your imagination to be so big? !
I even thought about what to name the child...
Immediately, Ron coughed: "Ahem."
"Wake up first, stop dreaming."
“It’s not certain whether it will work or not, so don’t hold out too much hope.”
After coming back to his senses, Hei Xiaohu said confidently:
"It will definitely work."
"Boss, what exactly is the solution?"
Ron said softly: "I have a set of teachings that teach people how to chase girls."
“The fees are very cheap.”
"Just get me some unicorn blood."
Ron chose Tea Dolphin’s [Dog Licking Experience] because he thought it was fun.
I never thought I could change it for anything.
And now, by using some Qilin blood and extracting the genes, Guysha or Liang Bing can clone a Qilin.
It can only be said that it is a sure profit but not a loss.
heard the words.
Hei Xiaohu agreed directly without thinking: "No problem!"
But as soon as he finished speaking.
He regretted it...
So many days since the end of retreat.
Not to mention Qilin blood, I have never seen even a single Qilin hair!
But the thought of marrying a blue rabbit.
Hei Xiaohu was instantly full of confidence again.
Laozi must catch Qilin!
At this time.
An undetectable ray of light penetrated Hei Xiaohu's body.
Instantly.
Countless inexplicable words appeared in my mind.
[Brother, please coax her. When she is in a good mood, she will be willing to pay attention to me! 】
[Bao, your throat must be sore after you’ve been screaming all night. I gave you pear soup. Oh, by the way, I picked up the chewing gum you spit out yesterday and chew it till now. It still smells like you. 】
.........
When all is understood.
Hei Xiaohu's face suddenly became extremely gloomy, as if he could drip water.
What the hell is all this mess?
Even if I like Blue Rabbit again.
Laozi is a dignified young master of the demon sect, with unparalleled martial arts skills. How could he say such things?
But....
What if it works?
But....
If my father found out, would he be angry to death?
Thinking of this, Hei Xiaohu took a sip of wine and murmured in a low voice:
"Oh, forget it."
“Whether it works or not, you won’t know until you try it.”
After speaking, he stood up slowly and said, "Boss, I'm leaving first."
"Promise me that I will bring your Qilin blood as soon as possible."
"Welcome next time." Ron smiled and watched Hei Xiaohu leave the tavern.
At this time.
Yue Yong Xiaomeng's sweet voice sounded: "Today's young people are really cool."
"It's all because of love."
"I have taken in many stray girls who have run away from home. This is the case."
This is her interest.
Help, teach, and persuade those confused children to find their own direction in life.
but....
Rayleigh on the side became interested and asked quickly:
"Where are the girls?"
"If you can't live at home, the old man can help, the old man's bed is too big..."
Yueyong Xiaomeng also understood in seconds, a blush flashed across her round face:
"Oh uncle, what are you thinking!"
"Those girls are all on the right track under my guidance!"
"That's all right." Rayleigh lost interest immediately, turned around and started drinking by himself.
Originally, he thought that he was getting tired of driving an old car with hundreds of thousands of kilometers.
Find a new car.
It is considered a good deed for new car drivers who have passed the break-in period after mentioning it.
Who wants to...
"Don't pay attention to this old guy, you can only think about dirty things."
Ron said with a straight face.
"It's okay, I can still adapt to this kind of joke."
"After all, I'm a mature woman!"
After Yueyong Xiaomeng patted her chest, she muttered softly:
"Actually, I am more worried about Accelerator than those girls."
"He's just too emotionally unstable."
"The key is..."
"This bastard actually said that I am a strange creature, but I am a teacher, okay?!"
Yueyong Xiaomeng became more and more angry as she talked, puffing her cheeks like a cute hamster.
then.
She also said a lot about the deeds of Accelerator.
Of course, most of it is killing, killing, destroying, destroying...
Ron smiled and asked, "Aren't you the best at teaching people?"
"Didn't try to put Accelerator on the right track?"
Yueyong Xiaomeng took a sip of wine and sighed heavily: "He completely ignores me."
"It seems that I am the air."
I'm sure it's not that you are too short, Accelerator is too lazy to look down at you... Ron complained in his heart, and said softly, "You will succeed."
"Of course, I'm a teacher!"
Yueyong Xiaomeng nodded seriously, then picked up the wine bottle and took a sip.
next.
The two chatted a lot, until the second bottle of wine was finished, Yueyong Xiaomeng was ready to get up and leave:
"I'm leaving first, there's still class tomorrow."
"I'll be here!"
Ron smiled and said, "Welcome to visit next time."
Yueyong Xiaomeng nodded, jumped off the chair, turned around and left the tavern.
at this time.
The system's prompt sounded in Ron's mind:
【Ding, customer Hei Xiaohu has finished talking. 】
[Customer Hei Xiaohu: Black-hearted evil palm, Kuafu goes day by day... The host can choose one ability. 】
【Ding, customer Yueyong Xiaomeng has finished talking. 】
[Customer Yueyong Xiaomeng: Anti-aging technology of human cells, chemical theory, psychological theory... Host can choose one ability. 】
[Ding, customer Yueyong Xiaomeng confides in the people involved: Accelerator will visit the tavern soon! 】
Ron said softly: "Choose the black heart evil palm, and the technology to inhibit the aging of human cells."
"Make a skill book and put it in the system warehouse."
After speaking, Ron put the chair down and prepared to take a nap.
During this time.
The guests also left in twos and threes.
When Ron got up and finished dinner, no one came to the door.
Ron simply ended his business for the day.
…
Early the next morning.
After Ron woke up, he was eating breakfast and reading the newspaper as usual.
It is worth mentioning that.
This newspaper was run by the World government, and the news reported was not as explosive as before.
It's all about the bravery of the Marines, the good deeds of the Celestial Dragons...etc.
Ron felt sick to his stomach watching it.
At this time.
Suddenly the tavern doorbell rang.
jingle...
As the door was slowly pushed open.
Shen Hai strode in and greeted with a smile: "Boss, good morning."
Ron looked up and raised his eyebrows.
Since the guests with the characteristics of "teacher" have already come.
After the deep sea acted as the first guest to enter the tavern, the system will analyze the characteristics of the deep sea and invite guests from other worlds.
Let's hope it's not some weird feature....
…
PS: Can you guess what the feature is?
Guess the prize! ! !