Chapter 273
Chapter 273
"Xiao Qin, what's up?"
Seeing that Qin Yu and the Great Horse Monkey King suddenly looked like they were talking happily again, Yang Kang and his group also asked with a curious look.
Qin Yu smiled slightly, and spoke: "
Dare to single, get it, and exchange a package of snacks for a pot of monkey wine."
"Groove!?"
When everyone in the rice squad heard this, they were directly stunned.
Did they hear it right, a pack of snacks for a pot of monkey wine!?
You know, the cost of these snacks is less than five yuan a pack at most, and the current price of a tan of monkey wine on the market is not less than 5,000.
This profit margin is simply invincible!
"Groove! No, I feel like my heart is about to beat out now, I have to smoke a cigarette to calm down!
Yang Kang hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket and inhaled it into his mouth, forcing his exhilarating emotions to calm down.
"Whew~~~"
Yang Kang gently spit out a big smoke ring, and the expression on his face was a word,
cool!
Seeing the cigarette in Yang Kang's mouth, and then seeing the happy and comfortable expression on his face at the moment, the Horse Monkey King couldn't help but look at Qin Yu with a curious look and asked,
"Tsk?"
(Big brother, what kind of food is he holding in his mouth, it looks delicious?)
When Qin Yu heard this, he explained with a smile:
"That's called cigarettes, it's not for eating, it's for smoking."
"Tsk?"
(Suck it?) The
Great Horse Monkey King scratched his head in confusion.
And at this moment, Qin Yu suddenly remembered the news that a monkey in the zoo he brushed on Douyin before was addicted to smoking, and his eyes suddenly lit up and a bold idea came up.
No matter how delicious this little snack is, can it make monkeys head more than nicotine?
Thinking of this, his eyes dripped and rolled around, and he smiled directly at the Monkey King and said
, "Brother Monkey, how about you come too?"
When the Horse Monkey King heard this, he nodded without hesitation.
"Tsk!"
(Good duck, good duck!)
Immediately, Qin Yu took a cigarette from Yang Kang's cigarette box and handed it to the Monkey King.
The horse monkey king learned Yang Kang's smoking appearance at the moment, and after lighting a cigarette with fire, he put it in his mouth and smoked it!!
In an instant, the huge body of the Great Horse Monkey King suddenly trembled, as if his body was electrified, and an unprecedented fluttering and refreshing feeling rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover!
This is its indescribable feeling, it feels like it is floating above the clouds now, and it is about to become an immortal, the feeling of old beauty.
The Horse Monkey King took several large breaths again, and the feeling of fluttering immortals suddenly became stronger.
"Twitter !!"
(Groove!) It's so cool!! The
big horse monkey king suddenly collapsed on the throne, lifted Erlang's legs, held a cigarette between his two fingers, constantly swallowed clouds and mist, the smoke was shrouded, and the expression on his face was like a drunken dream of death, so unhappy!
In a word,
it's addictive!
Qin Yu's face suddenly showed a devilish smile, and he said seductively: "
Brother Monkey, can you exchange one cigarette for 10 altars of monkey wine?"
"Tsk!"
(Change!) Must be dripped! The
expression on the face of the Great Horse Monkey King was sour, and he agreed to Qin Yu's conditions without any hesitation.
The surrounding big horse monkey brothers saw their king's happy and fairy-like expression at this moment, and they were all a little moved, and they all wanted to taste the taste of this so-called cigarette.
Seeing this, Qin Yu's eyes dripped and rolled around, and he immediately shouted loudly in monkey language again:
"Today, I invite all the monkeys to taste this cigarette for free!"
Saying that, he took out more than a dozen packs of cigarettes in the space ring and scattered them all.
Seeing this, the surrounding big horse monkey brothers immediately rushed up to grab it, and then they couldn't wait to take a sip.
In an instant
, the entire cave was filled with smoke, and all the horse monkeys looked intoxicated at this moment, happy and refreshed, and they were completely convinced by the nicotine in the cigarette.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Qin Yu immediately showed an evil smile on his face and spoke towards Yang Kang and his group:
"With the blessing of nicotine, these stupid monkeys will never want to get out of our control again, (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia."
When everyone in the rice squad saw Qin Yu's operation, they were already so shocked that they couldn't speak, and they only felt admiration.
"Xiao Qin, you kid is really despicable and shameless, ah no, resourceful!"
Qin Yu smiled and waved his hand, "
Otherwise, how do you think my nickname 'Crouching Dragon' came from?"
However, at this moment, suddenly a big horse monkey rushed in in a panic.
"Twitter !!"
(Great, King!) Not good! A dozen humans suddenly broke in, killed many of our brothers, and are now robbing us of the wine we brewed!! When
the Horse Monkey King heard this, he suddenly woke up, instantly put down the cigarette in his hand, and the expression on his face suddenly became angry.
When Qin Yu on the side heard this, he was also stunned.
Apart from them, there are other adventurer squads who have the idea of monkey wine?
Without saying a word, the big horse monkey king instantly led hundreds of little brothers in the cave and rushed straight to the place of the incident.
And Qin Yu also explained the current situation to everyone in the rice team, and he also rushed over one after another, wanting to see what was going on?
Qin Yu and the others came to the entrance of the cave, jumped through the waterfall in front of them, and came to the stone platform that was tens of meters high again.
They looked down and saw that on the plain below, there were more than a dozen heavily armed teams of adventurers fighting hundreds of horse monkeys.
Although the number difference is very large, this group of adventurers is obviously extremely strong, but in the face of the siege of hundreds of horse monkeys, they do not show any panic, but they seem to be at ease.
Especially the scar face that looked like their captain, judging from the aura of spiritual power exuding at this moment, he was still a nine-star great martial artist, and the strength of the Great Horse Monkey King actually belonged to the same level!
The Great Horse Monkey King saw that his little brothers on the plain below were being slaughtered, and he was also instantly furious, and with a heavy kick on his legs, he instantly jumped down from the stone platform and blasted towards the Scarface at the head!
Scarface suddenly became alert, and without saying a word, he jumped backwards and dodged the attack of the Great Horse Monkey King.
Looking at the Horse Monkey King who exuded a monstrous murderous and terrifying aura in front of him, Scarface also showed a solemn face, and said coldly to his team members:
"I'll drag it down, and you guys will quickly find the location of the rest of the warehouses where these big horse monkeys store monkey wine!"
"Good!"
When the rest of the team heard this, they all nodded, and while continuing to fight with the group of horse monkeys that were constantly besieging them, they looked for a place to store their monkey wine.
"I lean! Uncle Yang, this gang is coming to grab monkey wine with us, this is not him!
Seeing this, Qin Yu immediately cursed and scolded.
He finally negotiated cooperation with this group of silly monkeys, if he was forced to empty by this gang, then he would not have wasted so much effort.
When Yang Kang heard this, his face also sank, and he said coldly: "
Dry!"
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PS: I only promise to break the picture, I will make up for the broken picture!
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