I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 91

It suddenly occurred to him that he could borrow the carpenter's hammer, and use the hammer to smash the date pit into the zombie's spine.

Tang Jiujiu found the first acupuncture point and hit it with the hammer. Sure enough, after the acupuncture point was identified, the zombie's copper skin and iron bones were broken.

Following the chiseling with the hammer head, the date pit was deeply inserted into the acupuncture points of the spine.The zombie only trembled a bit, and didn't want to return to its soul.

Once hit, Tang Jiujiu became more confident in what he was doing, and began to drive date stones into several major acupuncture points along the zombie's spine.

The people around were talking about it, and said in a low voice: "As expected of the second brother, he is really ruthless and has a unique vision. He actually figured out a way to use a sledgehammer to fix the entire date core into the spine of the zombie. The zombie met him and it was considered a nemesis." .”

After the seven dates were determined, the zombie's hand gradually loosened.Several big men hurriedly grabbed the clothes on the zombie's back and gently pulled it out. Doctor Yuan, who had been trapped for a whole night and a whole morning, finally broke free from the pinch between the statue of Wei Tuo and the zombie.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Dr. Yuan was also helped by Tang Jiujiu and You Guang to sit under a nearby tree.His whole body was shaking, his legs were already numb, as soft as two noodles.

Sitting under the tree, Dr. Yuan was in tears, his whole face was white and black.

"Jiujiu, you...you go to the backyard to check."

"Bodhisattva Wei Tuo said that zombies usually hide in coffins in the backyard. There are also evidences of his crimes inside."

Those who bought tickets hanging on the wall started a new round of discussion.

Tang Jiujiu had already completed the most arduous task, and the next task was much simpler.

The strong men gathered all the firewood in the entire temple, built a rectangular cremation table, and moved the zombies to the cremation table.As soon as the fire went down, the zombies were reduced to ashes in the fire, and a thick black smoke spread out.

The whole temple is like a huge polluting chemical plant, with thick smoke billowing and smelly wind blowing away.

When the zombies were exposed to the sun just now, everyone was already covered by the stench. After the black smoke burned, everyone couldn't smell any smell in their noses, but it was visually quite spectacular.

Tang Jiujiu took Youguang to the backyard.

"Where are you going?" Jiao Shang and Xiao Lan, who was carrying Xiao Yasha on his back, came out of nowhere.Xiao Yasha is still chewing Xiao Lan's hair in her mouth, as if eating seaweed.

"Take a look in the backyard. Doctor Yuan said that the zombies usually hide in the rows of dead coffins. Let's go and take out its nest and burn it together."

"Let's go together, just let the yamen guard watch over here."

Tang Jiujiu and the others took the yamen servants to the backyard to find the coffin where the zombies were hiding.When I came to the backyard, I only felt gloomy and cold.There are two neat rows of coffins in the room in the backyard.

They are all the people who passed away nearby, and they need to be saved by chanting scriptures, or they are put here after they have died.

An unpleasant rotten smell hit their faces, and several people covered their mouths and noses tightly.Let the yamen inspect the coffins one by one first, and finally find that there is one coffin that has not been nailed in, and the coffin lid is slightly opened.

The two yamen servants worked together to lift the lid of the coffin.Everyone leaned over to take a look and exclaimed.

It was immediately confirmed that this was the coffin where the zombie was hiding.There is a complete human head in the middle of the coffin.

Jiao Shang took a step forward and examined it carefully. It was clearly the head of Liu Xiucai. The yamen had just finished painting the portrait and was looking for the head everywhere.Didn't expect to find it here.

"Liu Xiucai's wife was wronged."

"That's right, this can also explain why people died, but there was not even a drop of blood on the bed or wall. Liu Xiucai clearly let the zombies suck up all the blood, and then cut off the head, so Not a single drop of blood was shed."

"Miss Liu, how can a woman in Taoist family have such strength."

"Congratulations to Mr. Jiao, congratulations to Mr. Jiao, I didn't expect that this case would be solved by a mistake. The nobleman has God's help!" The yamen servant seized the opportunity and blew Jiao Shang's rainbow fart.

"Fortunately, the lady of the Liu family only lived in the prison for a few days. I have already asked someone to take good care of him. She can help me bring Xiaoyasha with me when nothing happens." Xiaolan looked relieved.

"What? You sent Little Yasha to prison!" Tang Jiujiu was helpless and angry.

"Otherwise, where should I send it? There is no woman in the yamen, only she can take care of children."

Tang Jiujiu hit Xiaolan a few times angrily, but unfortunately the hammer hurt his hand.Xiaolan and Xiaoyasha on their backs still looked cute.

Jiao Shang asked someone to lift the head out with a big plate.He straightened his official uniform and strode out.

"Jiujiu, don't hit Xiaolan, he's at work. Give him some face, he's such a big guy."

In the thick smoke, Xiaolan lifted her head, Jiao Shang stood by the fire, and said loudly: "Today, there is another big case. Liu Xiucai died for no reason in this county. His head flew away without wings. It turned out that he was killed by this zombie." .Liu Xiucai's head has been found in the zombie's hiding place."

There were bursts of cheers from the crowd. "Master Qingtian, you really deserve to be Jiao Shang, the elder Qingtian who speaks straight."

The four yamen guards behind him dismantled the coffins of the zombies, carried them out, threw them all into the fire, and burned them to ashes together with the zombie's body.

The whole incident has come to a successful conclusion here.

But Jiao Shang and the yamen servants who participated in the whole process were very excited and insisted on staying with Tang Jiujiu and Doctor Yuan to explain the ins and outs of the whole thing.

Everyone only saw his trapped situation, but didn't know what happened to him.Everyone wants to know the cause and effect.

After being tortured for a whole day, Dr. Yuan was physically exhausted, and was carried by several big men to a hotel inn to rest.

Tang Jiujiu and You Guang were obliged to stay and take care of Dr. Yuan.

Tang Jiujiu didn't know why Doctor Yuan didn't go out during the day, but only at night.The two of them had already encountered zombies last time, and their hands were poisoned.Why take the risk again this time?According to the original route, we should not have come to Wei Tuo Temple.

How did he meet the zombies?

How did Doctor Yuan get blocked in Wei Tuo Temple by zombies?

How did it get stuck with the statue of Wei Tuo and zombies?

And why didn't he let the Buddha statue be destroyed?

The answers to all these mysteries will not be known until Doctor Yuan wakes up.

All Tang Jiujiu could do now was to check Dr. Yuan's body and let him have enough sleep and recovery.

When we got to the inn, we took off all the clothes inside and out and burned them.

Why burn it?

On this day, not only Dr. Yuan, but even the onlookers went home, their whole bodies were soaked in stench, and the stench was indescribable.There are these smelly people all over the county.

Even a few self-proclaimed romantic people from the rivers and lakes were suffocated enough.They happened to be squatting on the tree downwind, and when the thick smoke burned up, they were smoked again.After being smoked and roasted twice, it is marinated extremely tasty.

Even the Jianghu people who were feuds in the past stopped pinching them now. They ordered two tables of wine in the restaurant, and everyone sat at the wine table together, actively talking about today's gossip and knowledge.

At this time, Tang Jiujiu didn't know that he would soon become famous in the whole Jianghu.

There are rumors in the world that the second brother is Tang Jiujiu.I don't know why it is said that the portrait of the second brother is more effective than the portrait of Zhong Kui.But today, seeing is believing, everyone has seen Tang Jiujiu's hardcore exorcism.From now on, in the hearts of everyone, Tang Jiujiu is the world's best exorcist.

All the demons and ghosts in the world can't stop Tang Jiujiu's door panel and the big hammer in his hand.

This scene made life boring, and the residents who lacked entertainment activities were so excited that it was difficult to fall asleep.

The whole street was not only filled with stench, but also filled with small groups of people, one by one passing on the legend, and later felt that Tang Jiujiu was no longer a human, but a god descended from the earth.All the ghosts would pee their pants in fright as soon as they heard Tang Jiujiu's name.

Everyone excitedly recalled what they had seen and heard today.

How do zombies kick the door with their feet?

And how did it burn so loudly?

How did the white hair disappear in broad daylight and turned into the final form of a mummy.

The county magistrate Jiao Shang and the entire county government staff were also unable to sleep that day.As long as he thought of today's exorcism with countless people as witnesses, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep.

If other counties want to develop the tourism industry, they have to create some wonders, some magical flowers and plants, and some fairy legends, so as to attract tourists to come and see.

But today, Tang Jiujiu built the best tourist attraction for him without paying a penny from the county government.

Everyone has seen what happened today, and word of mouth will make this story more and more interesting and thrilling.Full of an American style of bloody and violent aesthetics.

For the ancient people who are accustomed to being elegant, gentle, and reserved, this is like a shot of adrenaline, who doesn't want to see it for themselves.

Jiao Shang walked back and forth excitedly in the county government office, and Xiaolan and he were thinking about how to display the damaged door panels with special crystal glass.Find a few more troupes to write today's story.

Xiaolan hastily interrupted Jiao Shang. "What kind of theater troupe are you looking for? We can't just find someone to write this story. Our family is Jiujiu who specializes in publishing books and writing newspapers."

"He himself is a man of culture, full of style and talent, how can he let others write Jiujiu's story, naturally he has to write this story by himself."

"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense." Jiao Shang's eyes lit up. "Tang Jiujiu would not refuse the good thing of making himself famous, so let him write the story himself, and it would be best to post it on the Bagua Daily."

"The sales volume of gossip tabloids is huge, and people from all over the world read this newspaper."

"You don't know that." Xiaolan said triumphantly, "Let's not talk about the ten miles and eight villages. Every family in the local study has to stock up on our gossip tabloids. Businessmen from all walks of life from the north and the south come to us. The gossip tabloids of the previous issues were shipped back as souvenirs and sold."

"Even businessmen in the capital subscribe to our newspaper."

"Ninety-nine times he personally reported the story of the Zombie War in the gossip tabloids. Will we still be short of people to come and spend money?"

As soon as these words came out, Jiao Shang really woke up.Jiao Shang was instantly excited. "I still have a small structure. Brother Xian, you are the one who really sees the big picture. I just wanted to be a tourist attraction in our province."

"But according to what you said, the influence of Tang Jiujiu's gossip tabloid spreads throughout China and Kyushu. As long as he endorses us, our Weituo Temple can attract tourists from all over the country. The entire county's finances can be rejuvenated! "

Jiao Shang and his master settled the account clearly, and he was so excited that he couldn't sleep.I want to go to Tang Jiujiu to discuss how to write an article, and how to turn this article into an opera and perform it on stage as their finale.

In just one day, Tang Jiujiu not only gained the prestige of the world's number one exorcist.And you have to endorse yourself, write your own articles, and blow your own rainbow farts.

Not only that, the magistrate Jiao Shang also planned to make this story into a script and distribute it to the whole country.

Tang Jiujiu was hit into the sky by an anti-aircraft gun, and became the most famous cub in the world.

At this time, Tang Jiujiu didn't know anything, his whole body was so smoked that his head hurt and he was dizzy.

After Youguang went back, he specially found water soaked in grapefruit leaves to cleanse and detoxify him, and remove bad luck at the same time.

Tang Jiujiu soaked in grapefruit leaves for an entire hour, until the soles of her feet and palms were wrinkled, like the face of an 80-year-old lady.But still feel bad.

All the clothes, from the inside to the outside, even the underpants have been taken out and burned, but they still stink. He feels that every strand of his hair is filled with a stench.

"What to do, it still stinks." You Guang said faintly, "Why don't you shave your head bald."

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感谢在2021-10-1720:12:36~2021-10-1816:32:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 40 bottles of Xiaoxiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!