69novels Chapter 61
Chapter 61
Jiao Shang just took away 100 newspapers for Xiaolan's face. (Although he has no idea why he is taking Xiaolan's face).When the yamen servant who delivered the letter came back, he immediately brought back the letter from the senior brother.
Unfolding the letter, there were three big red characters written on the front, hurry, hurry, hurry.Junior brother Jiao Shang, spread your letter like a face, please hurry up and send me 1000 newspapers.How can these 100 copies be enough? There are so many colleagues, teachers, scholars, and fellow students. 100 copies is a drop in the bucket.
Along with the letter came back 50 taels of silver.Said it was a deposit.Let Jiao Shang go to Tang Jiujiu's newspaper office to order the newspaper and deliver it to him quickly.Now those dudes in the capital are robbing the newspaper like crazy in order to grab the girl on the cover.It has already been fried to 100 taels of silver.
But those who have newspapers are all his fellow officials who are officials, and no family is short of this money.No one wants to give up the newspaper.So now the gossip tabloids have a price but no market, and the whole capital is going crazy, if Jiao Shang doesn't rush to deliver the newspapers, these dudes in the capital will have to come to his small county to buy newspapers.
At that time, he is a small county magistrate, no one can control him, and a disaster must happen.
The newspapers on the capital side couldn't be grabbed, and neither could Tang Jiujiu's side.
Tang Jiujiu never imagined that the whole newspaper would sell like crazy because of the beauties of Pearl Tuan.It's not just people in their county who are crazy.Even the shop owners in the surrounding townships rushed over and blocked their doorsteps, just to buy this newspaper and sell it at a high price.
The carriages and horses for transportation are all ready, this is a business opportunity!
But with so few people, it is extremely difficult to print out beauties.The master printing workers in the backyard have been working 24 hours a day, working in three shifts.Can't keep up with the speed of this sale.Even Xiaolan, Tang Jiujiu, Jiao Shang, and Youguang were all forced to join the ranks of printing.
All the workers who can print in the county have been invited here, but the supply is still in short supply.Money flowed in like running water.
Tang Jiujiu knew that he said he wanted to make a big deal, but he didn't expect it to be so big.
The entire ten miles and eight villages were all boiling together.
"Where did this beauty come from? Under the moonlight, this skin shines like pearls."
"My God, look at her eyes, look at her eyes, my wife is looking at me!"
"This is my wife, my wife is looking at me, she is waiting for me!"
"Fart who is your wife? This is obviously my dear one. This is the goddess in my dreams. I have been dreaming of her for 18 years. I have not married until now just to wait for her."
"Fart, who told you this is your wife."
"This is obviously our youngest daughter, look at how cute she is, look at his cute expression, oh my god, it's so sweet to my heart."
"Shut up, you pockmarked face, you can give birth to such a beauty, you are dreaming!"
"Hmph, you can't give birth. Can a nerd marry you like a fine hemp?"
"Dream! The beauty belongs to me. Hurry up and hand over the gossip tabloids in your hands..."
"Dreaming! Even if I die, I will sleep with my wife and die in the same hole."
The streets are full of groups of people discussing beauties.Even those literati who tried their best to be noble held one after another tasting meeting for the pearl beauties.
The little sour poems were written one after another, and they were written in three books. Originally, they wanted to collect them into a book and print them out.Post it everywhere, maybe it can be sent to the eyes of beauties.Let the beauties take a high look at themselves.
Unfortunately, after inquiring, all the printing workers were recruited away by Tang Jiujiu.The order for this gossip tabloid has been scheduled for a full month and a half.There is no one to invite the master.These literati have no choice but to give up, first spread the praises by themselves, or copy them by hand, there will always be a day when they will meet a beauty.
Since then, these people have been talking about it.Facing the cover photo of Zhu Tuan at home every day, singing my own sour poems every day, just hoping to move the world and let the beauty know my heart...
There are also countless young girls, aunts, and noble ladies who are all vying to ask. "Where did the tulle-like red gauze that the beaded beauty wear come from? Why haven't I seen this style before?"
"It's half-revealed. If you want to say that she is showing, it seems that she didn't show anything. If you want to say that she is not showing, why is there a seductive smell everywhere."
"I don't know who made it. This dress is really scandalous. Don't say that this tailor is very good."
"Should we also ask Tang Jiujiu, the shopkeeper of the gossip tabloid, where the clothes are made?"
"Oh, what kind of clothes does he know as a man? Let me tell you, let's take this newspaper and go to a tailor now. According to the picture, let him make a set for us as it is."
"That's right!"
But they didn't know that the clothes and gauze were specially made according to Tang Jiujiu's request.Light and thin, not fat.
Ordinary tailors made the clothes fat and big, making the whole person look fat.But even so, all the tailors in the whole city were fully booked, and the orders were not taken lightly.They were all orders placed by ladies and wives, and they all specified that they should wear red clothes.Even if it doesn't have the same style as the cover girl, it must be a red dress, and it must be a charming and charming one.
Because of this gossip tabloid, there was an uproar in the city, and people turned their backs.But Tang Jiujiu didn't know anything about it. Their whole family has now become 007, squatting in the backyard every day doing printing.
Other printing masters can still work in three shifts and rest, but Tang Jiujiu, You Guang and Xiao Lan really can only resist.
Tired counting money is not happy anymore, I just feel cramps in my hands.
Jiao Shang was originally a man of special steel because he was not good at words.He doesn't have much communication skills, and he is also the kind that can't be eaten in officialdom.Otherwise, he would not be sent down to be a county magistrate based on his knowledge.
But this time, he took the gossip tabloids to make famous posts, visited one by one and sent favors one by one, which inexplicably allowed him to accumulate a lot of contacts in the capital.
Now no one can see his face.Tang Jiujiu is an honorary merchant in their county, and everyone who wants to get Tang Jiujiu's newspaper first has to establish a good relationship with Jiao Shang, and Jiao Shang has somehow become a celebrity.
As these newspapers spread out, so did Mr. Jiang's reputation, although in order to protect the privacy of the parties involved, Tang Jiujiu had already implicitly changed his surname.Nor did he describe Mr. Jiang's appearance in the newspaper.
But at this time, the population was not large, and the children of officials and eunuchs were as precious as jewels. Everyone was in the same circle. Everyone's temperament, temperament, appearance, and what they had done were nothing compared to the people in the circle. more clearly.
As long as he compared his whereabouts with what he had done, all the officials and children knew that the son who fell in love with the sow in this article was Mr. Jiang.
Mr. Jiang's reputation was completely rotten. As soon as the newspaper came out, the old father was locked up in the courtyard of the deep house, and he hired a very strict teacher to beat him with a ruler if he disagreed with him.
Mr. Jiang has been strict with himself all his life, and he is afraid of being scolded by others for not being a clean stream by pointing at his spine.Now that such an unworthy descendant has appeared, it will completely destroy his reputation for the rest of his life.
Those tortures and severe punishments imposed on the women in the brothel have now turned into loud slaps, one slap after another on his old face.He was so angry that he wished he could directly kill this little beast.
Since then, Mr. Jiang also knew the crimes Young Master Jiang committed, and he never dared to slack off. He never thought that after he wiped out the brothels in this county, this little bastard could go to Lin County to hang out.Wherever you go, it will be a disaster, if someone takes this as a copy, you will lose the black hat on your head!
Now, Mr. Jiang only wants to keep an eye on this useless boy all the time.The slightly flat-headed maids and women in the family were also sent out from the yard.
Mr. Jiang's courtyard was replaced by strong men with rough hands and feet to greet him, and no book boy with a slightly more handsome face was matched with him, just in case he was in a hurry, even the little boy was not spared.
Since then, Mr. Jiang has fallen into hell. Every day when he opens his eyes and looks around, he sees all of them with beards, sallow complexions, prominent cheekbones, ugly as hell, and strong men with arms as thick as his own thighs.
He was dragged up from the bed by these strong men every day, and there was no one to help him wash his face and freshen up. All those little maids who were as gentle as water, gentle in temper, and knowing and understanding were all let out by his father.
The mother doted on Mr. Jiang since she was a child, and she still wanted to use the old trick, crying, making trouble, and hanging herself, and went to the master to intercede with Mr. Jiang.Play tricks where if you mistreat my son, I'll die.
"Master! How can you listen to the nonsense of people outside! This red mouth and white teeth is a frame!"
"What gossip tabloids! It's all for selling money, and I don't want face."
"Sir, you can bring someone to pay for this kind of unpopular stuff! We can't let him tarnish our children's reputation like this again!"
"Fart! It's easy for you to say, gossip tabloid! It's called a gossip tabloid, so you really think it's a tabloid!" After hearing this, Mr. Jiang was so angry that he wanted to tear off his beard.
"Why are all the businessmen from ten miles and eight villages running here like crazy? Then Tang Jiujiu and Jiao Shang are already shoulder to shoulder every day, and they are like brothers. Why?"
"It's because of this newspaper! The emperor, Longyan Dayue, highly praised Jiao Shang's brother, the one who gave the newspaper to the emperor."
"If it wasn't for the words gossip and tabloids written on it!!! What happened to your incompetent son would have been blamed by the emperor as a real thing! Our family is still alive."
"Fortunately, now the emperor only regards it as some erotic articles written by some literati, so our family escaped a catastrophe! You are not satisfied!"
"I still have the face to intercede for him! I've done my best to keep him locked up, just to save his life, do you understand!"
Mr. Jiang is about to lose the black hat on his head now, how can he still listen to this kind of woman's words.His whole life's reputation has been ruined in the hands of this dude.The incompetent son has ruined the face of the entire Jiang family, and even he has no face to face his ancestors.
"Women's benevolence, women's benevolence! Do you know how the outside world spreads it to our family? It is said that he can't love it."
"I said that this unfilial son couldn't be loved, he couldn't pursue a sow, and he was rejected by others. She is a good woman, and she doesn't like this kind of dude. She was beaten all night and thrown out, you know? ?”
"Now his surname is no longer Jiang, and he has violated the surnames of his ancestors. He is called Mr. Pig outside, you know?"
"The reputation of our ancestors has been ruined by him for so many years. I am really an unfilial descendant. I am ashamed of my ancestors by raising such a thing!"
"You still have the nerve to intercede with him, but what are you begging for?"
"Now I don't even have the face to face my colleagues. I don't even know that others are pointing at my back and calling me Master Pig in private, you know?"
"Our family has become a joke now."
"There are also those dudes, local hooligans. They deliberately drove a sow to block my sedan chair on the road, saying that my daughter-in-law is here, let me take it home!!!"
"Countless children, old people, and women are yelling at the side, so who should I punish?"
"Didn't you look outside? Ever since the newspaper was published, from time to time, someone would drive the sow and yell at our door, saying that they brought a daughter-in-law to our house."
"How many pigs have our family collected now?"
"They are sticking to the money, and they are rushing to humiliate us. There are 12 pigs, and our family has saved 12 pig wives now!!!"
"This thing, do you kill it, eat it, or don't kill it?"
"If you kill, others will say that you can kill and eat your own wife. It's inhumane!"
"If you don't kill her, isn't it true that our family has received the title of pig's wife?"
"I can't bear this humiliation anymore. If you two are going to fight again, I will resign and take this unfilial son back to my hometown. I will never have the face to come out again."
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