I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 57

Chen Meng hurriedly persuaded: "Madam, Madam, don't cry anymore, I agree. I agree [-]% with both hands up, okay?"

"I understand the seriousness of the problem! This time, let Tang Daguan prove it to you, thoroughly prove it, and let them all see who is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

"Whoever says pigs can't have beautiful features, and whoever says pigs can't be beautiful."

The beaded beauty cried so much that she almost lost her breath.He threw himself into Chen Meng's arms.

"These years, my heart has been suffering!" The female ghosts next to me couldn't stand it anymore, and hurried over, slapping their backs and pouring water.

They all comforted her by the side, "Little sister, don't cry, look at us, compared with you, it's really clear water, it's unbearable."

"Who says your looks are not good! We can be regarded as people who have seen the world, and your appearance is one in a thousand."

"Let Tang Daguan, draw for you well, and make those little goblins mad."

"Stop crying, it's too embarrassing to cry, how can you draw a picture of a beauty."

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Tuan's crying stopped immediately.Busy wiping away tears, tidying up makeup.

Tang Jiujiu never expected that there was a chain of contempt among monsters, and they bullied Little Xiangzhu.He was just trying to catch the murderer, but he made Zhu Tuan cry and hit the most painful place in her heart.

Such an incomparably gorgeous beauty is actually being called an old sow... These monster mouths are really poisonous.

Tang Jiujiu looked at the sobbing pearl in front of him, holding back tears, and he couldn't bear it.

Such a beautiful woman has been bullied for hundreds of years in vain, because no one is convinced and unwilling to admit that she is not as good-looking as a pig...

All this anger was cast on Zhu Tuan, forcing the couple to seek refuge in the underworld to find a living under the hands of the King of Hades.

He took up what the female ghost said and reassured her again and again. "I will definitely give you flowers well, and I will definitely paint you beautifully. I used to draw line drawings, but this time I will paint you with an oil painting texture."

"Let's use a close-up portrait of half a person's height to let your name spread all over Kyushu, sister. Let those goblins see how well you, whom they once looked down upon and who they laughed at, are living now."

"You are the real most beautiful woman in the world, let those male goblins see that they despise you because they have no eyes."

Tang Jiujiu never expected that such a beautiful woman would suffer so much anger since she was a child.

Just because Zhu Tuan is a little pig and everyone is a fairy, why bother?Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps.

Chen Meng quickly hugged his wife. "Yes, ma'am, why do you take what those little bastards said in your heart. That is, they have no vision and no such blessing."

"Ma'am, if you're not pretty, can little bastard Jiang come back with you? Can you be sure?"

"Otherwise, can Tang Daguan be interested in letting you do this cover? His newspaper is sold to the mainland of Kyushu, what a huge sales volume!"

Tang Jiujiu nodded quickly, and said in harmony, "Madam, don't worry, as long as this newspaper is published, your fame will definitely spread throughout Kyushu, and no one will be able to suppress you."

"This unique pioneering act, no one has seen this thing before, don't worry, I will definitely draw it for you."

Tang Jiujiu said this with a guarantee. He had already calculated in his heart that this kind of publication with beautiful women on the cover, let alone ancient times, would work even in modern times.

Some cover photos are well taken. Just looking at the cover, the sales of the magazine will explode. This kind of thing is not uncommon.

What's more, the pictures of beauties drawn in ancient times are all like that match girl, with no breasts and no butt, and her face is very bland, with small eyes and a small nose.

Tang Jiujiu's men painted beauties with thick eyeliner, curled eyelashes, blush, and highlights.

I had to draw this beauty, with apple light on her face, three-dimensional and pretty.Can't wait for the beauty to stare straight at you from the painting, and just go away to see the soul of the painting.

Except for the painters from the West in the palace who can paint oil paintings, he is definitely the only one.Besides, ancient painters couldn't draw false eyelashes, apple light.

With this amount of publicity, based on the sales volume of gossip tabloids, it would be strange if Zhutuan's fame didn't spread all over the world.

Just do what you say, in order to persuade the beauty.Tang Jiujiu directly took out his sketchbook.

The beauty stopped crying, and quickly assumed her most confident posture.Feeling wrong again, stopped Tang Jiujiu. "Your Majesty, the Rongnu family should clean up and dress up. My grievances for hundreds of years are all on you."

"How come it's crying like a rotten persimmon. Let me dress up."

"It's been hundreds of years... I'm finally going to feel proud. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Tang Jiujiu nodded quickly, would he dare not agree?Seeing that the beauty was about to cry again.

This matter is settled like this, and after several people discuss it, various strategies will be made.Mr. Jiang outside has already ground the noodles.

The two servants took out two whips from nowhere, and kept urging Mr. Jiang to leave quickly. Mr. Jiang was really angry and tired, feeling that he had been humiliated to the point of death, and he was still in pain...

In such a physical condition, these people forced him to grind a whole bucket of wheat in such a brutal way.Mr. Jiang was very miserable in his heart.But the crying of Zhutuan can be heard vaguely.

From the intermittent voice, he pieced together an unacceptable truth - Zhutuan Meiren is actually a little sow!

Unexpectedly, I have been romantic and suave all my life, and I have incurred countless romantic debts. No one can handle me.

In the end, I actually fell on a pink sow...

The most irritating thing is that for such a little sow, I squatted in the toilet for half a night, and was torn by my ex-girlfriend for half the night, and my hair was pulled out... and I was so humiliated that I had the cow's hide cut ...At the moment, someone is beating on the back while urging him to grind his dough.

He was sweating profusely, and the two servants pulled out streaks of blood on his back. The sweat mixed with salt directly went into the wound, making him itchy and painful.But as long as he stops, the two servants behind him will catch up with whips.

This kind of pain is really worse than death!humiliation!shame!

I have been romantic all my life, no matter what, I am also a literati, and what I pay attention to in the end is face.In the end, now, because of peeping on a little sow, he has harmed himself so badly...

If this matter gets out, where will I put my face!I have been looking for flowers and sleeping willows all my life!In the end, I fell into the pursuit of a little pig...

Even if it's an imported piglet, no matter how pink, cute and round your piglet is, it's still a sow!

Scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated, but the so-called beauty is actually a sow.

It was only now that Mr. Jiang had a little taste. Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. What does this sentence mean?

All appearances are illusory, all illusory, you don't know what is hidden under this beautiful skin, it may be a black-haired young wild boar, or a black-and-white cow-colored gilt, or even Possibly a baby boar with a chestnut flower on its back...

Overhearing halfway, Mr. Jiang wished he could die in an instant and never come back to life again. How could he face his blind date father?

He didn't know that Tang Jiujiu sitting inside was writing news.Not to mention the problem of him chasing the little sow until he was cut off, even Tang Jiujiu had prepared a good draft for him about how lustful he was and how he wanted to touch the little pig's paws.

The most detrimental thing is that in order to be a competent journalist, Tang Jiujiu not only writes well, knows astronomy and geography, but also draws a good picture.

Most people have never seen what a Siamese fragrant pig looks like. Don't Tang Jiujiu know?

Isn't Zhutuan the pet little sweet pig we watch every day on various video sites?

Tang Jiujiu has already figured out the plot. In ancient times, if a newspaper wanted to sell well, it had to be vivid and lovely with both pictures and texts.

He planned not only to paint the little pig, but also to turn the whole process of Mr. Shen's pursuit of the little pig and how he suffered into a set of lively and touching comic strips.

Especially Mr. Shen was scared out of his wits when he saw the big beauty mutating into the little Huazhu.The plot of flying in the sky must be added.

Mr. Shen doesn't know yet, let alone his reputation from now on.The whole world will know how he loves a little sow obsessively.And he was caught because he wanted to molest a gilt, and he committed a series of crimes of killing women.

Thinking about it, this story is very exciting and exciting, especially in line with Tang Jiujiu's strange taste.

Tang Jiujiu also specifically asked Zhutuan Meiren if he could paint this story after a little adaptation.Thinking that her famous name would be spread all over the world, Zhutuan agreed without thinking.

There is only one request to draw the cover beauty and the original self separately!Don't let people know that she is a pig demon.

Tang Jiujiu nodded again and again, reassuring.

After a while, the cakes were ready and carried up.It is chewy and extremely sweet, with an original aroma of barley.Add crispy radishes, a few crispy peanuts, buttered eggs, cucumbers, lettuce, and lightly roll the pancakes... it has a special flavor.

With the cooperation of several people, the prisoners who had been interrogated all night were all tired, and they were satisfied with a breakfast.We all became good friends.

The matter was over, Chen Meng took all the beauties to send Tang Jiujiu and You Guang back, saying goodbye. "I hope that the two young masters can come to get together again when they have time."

"We're right here in the mountains. Naturally, we'll have good wine and good food for you to eat." It's just that their husband and wife have been eating vegetarian food for many years, and they don't have meat dishes. They are afraid that Tang Jiujiu will be wronged, because they still have to practice.

When the sky was clear, You Guang took Tang Jiujiu back, and by the way, cheated him into eating pancakes.

Now Tang Jiujiu was finally relieved, as long as he went back to Jiao Shang, the magistrate, and explained what he had investigated, he would naturally be able to clear himself of the suspicion.