69novels Chapter 54
Chapter 54
Jiujiu, Chen Meng and the others were sitting by the side watching a few beauties tearing heartbreakers apart.
This big show is full of melon fragrance and rich juice. Even a professional reporter like Tang Jiujiu has never seen such a wonderful show of tearing up Neptune.
After a few beauties had had enough beating, Mr. Jiang no longer had a piece of good meat on his body, and they were pulled all over his body with bruises.Like a rag doll after being plowed eighteen times by wild boars, it fell to the ground and wept bitterly.
Trembling, he crawled to Chen Meng's feet, crying and begging: "My lord, you are the master, let them spare me! I really can't bear it!"
"I recruit everything! I recruit everything!"
"it's all my fault!"
"Please tell them to stop. The pain is unbearable. I've plucked all the hair on my legs one by one."
"I've finished plucking your leg hair!"
"Sisters also plucked his hair down."
"You still have the face to cry, you heartbreaker!"
Several female ghosts grabbed Mr. Jiang by his hair, and dragged him back... A new round of beating and tearing began again.
A disagreement is a fat beating...
Mr. Jiang couldn't stand it even with his body made of iron, so he had to use all the tricks.What's more, he has been soaked in the brothel Chu Pavilion for these years, and his body has long been hollowed out...
It turns out that Mr. Jiang, with his sweet mouth and the fact that he is a good girl, has often harmed women in brothels and Chu halls.
First of all, the young ladies who are proficient in poetry, poetry, chess, calligraphy and painting, and their talents are full of excitement.Secretly fell in love with such a young man with a clean family background and abundant money.
After entering between the curtains, promise each other with a woman's mountain alliance and sweet talk.
I don't know how many women have said nothing for him, just wait for me, I will lift a big sedan chair, welcome you to the door in a beautiful manner, wait hard, and miss you day and night.
In the end, it ends up being a lonely and lonely old age or a hatred for Jiuquan, and the result of dying.
Even if she was beaten to pieces by the bustard, the idiot would not accept the guests.He insisted firmly in his mouth, "Master Jiang promised me, he will redeem me and go home, mom, please don't be angry."
"He is an upright man with a clear demeanor, and he will never let me down."
But Mr. Jiang has long since denied anyone when he put on his pants.Naturally, what was said between the bed and the floor should not be taken seriously.
He has been in office with his father all these years, and he has caused disasters wherever he goes.His father hated iron for being weak in his heart, and he couldn't punish his son with cruel hands, so he killed the woman in the brothel.
When his father was transferred, he would naturally follow his father away, not caring about the lives of these women.
He has also restrained himself these years, and his father did not clear the building under his rule.He's always going to Lin County now...it's not convenient...
Mr. Jiang hesitated to admit it.I am not strong enough with this equipment, so I inevitably have some inferiority complex in my heart.Deep down in his heart, he was glad that there was a woman waiting for him, or committing suicide.Only in this way can he show his means.
Prove your charm!
That way no one dares to say he can't...
After the woman died, he wrote one or two more articles praising her beauty.Or poems about the lingering love with myself, even if there is an explanation for this relationship.
When these poems are spread out, I will even get the title of a romantic and talented scholar!This reputation has gone out, and it is also good for the exam.
Several of his erotic poems have been widely circulated, and he can be regarded as someone like himself in the literary world.
why not?
Since I am well-known, naturally there will be a steady stream of women who love talent, moths rushing to the fire, just to seek a little bit of pity for me.
Everyone, ghosts, demons, are all laughing angrily...
If you can't do it yourself, you brainwash others and force them to die.Use the lives of others to prove your charm.Just because I can't do it! ! !
In order to write a few acid poems, to use other people's lives as inspiration?
It's so ridiculous, wouldn't it be good to eat some sea dog pills...
This matter has come to this point, no one wants to just let Mr. Jiang, the PUA master, go lightly.
"How many women have you found?" Hei Dahan asked: "I will give you one last chance, if you don't tell the truth, I can't help you anymore."
"Let them keep beating you."
"Not two or three hundred, but more than 100. There are too many...I can't remember..."
"Look! I've found so many women, why are only a few of them committing suicide!"
"I don't blame me for this! Others are fine! It's just that they are small-minded, can't tolerate things in their hearts, can't think about it... that's what happened."
"I really didn't mean to."
"Hehe, you forced them to death, and you failed to force those women."
The bone beauty was also overwhelmed by Mr. Qin's helplessness. "We are small-minded! Don't blame you?"
"Hehe, yes, yes, it's our small hearts!"
"We deserve it!" Several women couldn't accept the truth from Mr. Jiang's mouth, two or three hundred... then what are you?
Seeing that the beauties had collapsed, Tang Jiujiu hurriedly poked Chen Meng's waist outside the curtain. "Hurry up and get the beauties down, calm down."
"Don't make them anxious!"
"If they do something to kill Mr. Jiang, they will have to eat melons themselves."
"We'll deal with it later..."
Chen Meng took it for granted, and quickly asked someone to help the female ghosts whose eyes had turned blood red.Fortunately, there were a few women who didn't know Mr. Jiang who persuaded him together, so no one was killed.
Seeing several sharp claws and blood-red eyes, the bone beauty was helped back to the room.Mr. Jiang finally felt relieved.
But in the next second, he was like falling into an ice cave...
The beauties of Zhutuan smiled and said: "It happens that my family wants to eat pastries, and there are still five buckets of wheat that have not been ground. The old donkey is useless and sick. Why don't you let Mr. Jiang replace the donkey to grind the mill to make atonement."
The big man laughed. "Since you love to eat pastry, it won't be too late for him to peel off the silkworm slough, and then pull the mill. It won't take much time." While speaking, two big men next to him went up and held down Mr. Jiang, wanting to give him a circumcision Operation.
Heart-piercing cries came from the room...
Tang Jiujiu only felt a chill, and the northwest wind was blowing on the back of his head.
Tang Jiujiu lowered his voice, and slowly said to You Guang behind the curtain, "Did you know? Early circumcisions were done with needles."
"Men will have a little natural reaction early every day, and they will also have a little natural reaction when they see beautiful sisters and sisters. After that, it will be a tragedy. There is a puff, and the stitches are fried... You have to go to the doctor again and sew it up."
"This rework is ruined. Some seams are crooked, 75 degrees at a time. Some seams are different from left to right. In the end, the patient will get a disfigured cow."
"If you react once every 10 minutes in the morning, it's really worse than life."
"So in modern society, technology has improved. There are scalpel cuts, and laser cuts, and the smell of barbecue while cutting. Do you know XX small waist? It's roasted big kidney, that's the smell."
"Among the smoldering barbecue smell, hey, the doctor cut off the cow's hide in a slow manner. It took about half an hour, or a quarter of an hour."
"Afterwards, I can use titanium nails to make a circle around Niu Niu, just like staples, hey, eighteen, in a neat circle around Niu Niu. Then the doctor will happily tell you, look, How neat and beautiful my order is!"
"Because some doctors are a bit of a clean freak and belong to the high IQ group, so they are happy when they see neatly arranged and orderly things. Seeing that the circle is neat, clean and refreshing Titanium nails surround Niu Niu, happy and pleased."
"It's time to ask, do you still want this cowhide? Do you want to store it? Or do you want to take it back?"
"While talking, hey, put this cowhide on your fingers, turn it around, and turn it so fast! There are double images, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh."
"I made up this paragraph randomly... I usually don't transfer it."
Youguang was stunned, unbelievable, how suddenly the cowhide was roasted, cut off, and twirled around in his hands!
Is this the loss of human nature, or the distortion of morality.
Tang Jiujiu's eyes on Youguang were already a little distracted, and he finally realized that he seemed to be hurting Youguang too much.Science popularization, from simple to deep, starts with laser cutting. Titanium nails are indeed too advanced and difficult.
In order to ease the frozen atmosphere, Tang Jiujiu sang a song about cutting cows for You Guang in a low voice.
"What I just said was just a joke. It's a short joke. Bo Jun smiled. It's usually over when the doctor asks if you want to take it back for collection. Most doctors don't have the skills to turn around the circle."
"Let me sing you a song about cutting cows and cows. It can be learned in many ways and is easy to remember. This song is like this: Cut the chicken and cut the chicken, cut the chicken and cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, the road of the auntie."
"The latter sentence is in Japanese, so you don't need to memorize it. Just memorize the previous sentence.
"This melody is catchy. It was originally a nursery rhyme, a story about a little monk Yixiu. But it was so vivid, so vivid that it was adapted into a song of cutting cattle by the wise and profound working people."
Youguang is already a little dead fish-eyed at this point, he wanted to close his eyes and not look at the dirty thing in front of him, and he would not hear this incomparably magical "nursery rhyme".
However, the reason why this Divine Comedy is called Divine Comedy is because it is extremely contagious.As long as you listen to it once, this devilish melody and this painful lyrics will automatically cycle in your mind.
Again, again, and again.
Once, again, and again.For a week, Yu Guang had this painful song loop in his head.The most terrifying thing is that most people only need to feel pain once.As an ancient dragon, he needs to be hurt twice!
What came to his mind was a doctor wearing gold-rimmed glasses, combing his hair meticulously, walking with the wind, and the corners of his white coat fluttering in the wind.
A picture of cowhide cut from himself in each hand, spinning and flying... The eyes are still shining with the light of wisdom, and the room is still filled with the smell of roasted kidneys.
You Guang wanted to tremble when he saw Tang Jiujiu now, and he cried in response to Mr. Jiang's screams in the room.As the main god of several small worlds, You Guang knew for the first time what fear is.
He just felt the pain below him!