I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 48

I heard that Tang Jiujiu provided Master Zhong Kui with more than [-] different prescriptions. It can be said that ghosts are in danger in hell. They are afraid of being arrested by Zhong Kui, so they tried Tang Jiujiu's new prescription.

Tang Jiujiu's reputation spread throughout the underworld overnight.Not to mention ordinary ghosts, even the ghost messengers can't wait to pee directly when they see him, and they want to fall to the ground with weak legs.

Tang Jiujiu had no idea what happened.

He simply thought that he just met a ghost who had been dead for many years. He had been an official for too long, and he hadn't eaten human food for too long. He was so greedy that he wanted to discuss food culture with himself.

But Youguang's ear is very strong, and he has heard gossip of the ghosts in the underworld along the way.

"God, insane."

"This Tang Jiujiu is simply more terrifying than Master Zhong Kui."

"I don't know if he has any new prescriptions."

"I heard from Master Zhong Kui that next time he will offer Master Zhong Kui how to eat hot pot and sashimi."

"Then this is cut alive!! My God, this is too scary!"

"What is this! You didn't listen to what he told Mr. Zhong Kui, Beijing roast duck!"

"It's torture to cover the skin with honey, roast it with a special wood, and inflate the whole duck."

"How can this be a discussion of culture and food? This is clearly a new cruel official."

"Stop talking, the officials under Lord Zhong Kui have already called Tang Jiujiu the second elder brother."

"That's right, this lord's name can't be mentioned casually anymore. It's terrible to be heard by him, so let's call him Second Brother in the future!"

Here and Yangjian still colluded with the bull-headed horse-faced, and their minds came alive.Tang Jiujiu is on fire!Which ghost in the underworld doesn't tremble three times when he hears his name!I was afraid of being caught and roasted Peking duck by him!

They negotiated to put Tang Jiujiu's portrait like Zhong Kui's portrait in Yangjian and sell it at a high price, so as to use it as a town house.

Now all the ghosts in the underworld know that Tang Jiujiu has eaten ghosts as his personal preference, and he has a sense of art and culture by eating them. He eats them very wildly and scares ghosts.

The town house effect of his portrait is simply outstanding, surpassing the portrait of Master Zhong Kui.

"Lord Zhong Kui subdue demons and eat ghosts just to fill his stomach, but under Tang Jiujiu's teaching, Master Zhong Kui has also sublimated and knows how to cook..."

"I don't know how many little ghosts will be buried in the belly of these two devils."

"It's miserable! It's too miserable!"

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I have to wipe honey before I die, and I have to blow it up! Who can stand this!"

"Can't stand it, can't stand it!"

Hearing these whispers, You Guang almost fell down with laughter. Tang Jiujiu probably didn't know what he had done, and he was still confused, and he was busy admiring the red flowers on both sides of Wangchuan River...

Ask Youguang happily all the way. "Look at how beautiful this flower is. This is the legendary Bana flower, Mantha bead flower. It's really red like blood."

You Guang saw that Tang Jiujiu didn't know anything, and he was still interested in admiring the flowers, so he felt guilty.Slowly asked: "Do you know who the adult who just talked to you is?"

Tang Jiujiu didn't turn his head back, he was busy admiring the flowers and composing the picture in his head.The flowers on the other side of Huangquan Road are blooming, how beautiful the painting is!Deep and charming.

"Who is it? Isn't he just a big man who likes to eat?"

"Look at his burly figure, I'm afraid he didn't eat less when he arrived in the underworld."

You Guang said faintly: "Naturally, he eats less, and his body is naturally bigger. After all, he usually eats less. How can ordinary ghosts compare with him?"

You Guang's words finally aroused Tang Jiujiu's interest, and he turned around and asked, "Do you know who he is?"

"Didn't you say that he was an official from the underworld?"

"It seems to be a judge." You Guang hinted faintly.

"The ghosts around him are quite afraid of him, and he seems to have a high official position."

"Brother is kind and knowledgeable, I feel like I have found a confidant."

You Guang saw that Tang Jiujiu, a stupid goose, didn't respond to any hints, so he stopped pretending and made it clear.

hee hee smile. "Of course it's your confidant, he is the famous Lord Zhong Kui, Judge Zhong."

"Isn't he most famous for eating ghosts? Naturally, he has rich nutrition and a strong body. The most indispensable thing in the underworld is ghosts."

When You Guang said this, Tang Jiujiu was shocked.In his head now, it was like countless muddy horses whizzing past his head.

He finally understood what he said that night...

Tang Jiujiu felt like he was hit by a hippo.Obviously just now because of Monk Hai, a large number of water ghosts were caught and killed, and the ghosts were sued.This case is not yet closed.I actually made another big death in a hurry.

Zhong Kui, who specializes in eating ghosts, discussed how to roast meat and how to marinate it all night. Isn't this sending all the ghosts into the wolf's mouth?

Tang Jiujiu still held the last trace of luck in his heart.

"What if he really just discussed food culture with me?"

You Guang said in a hoarse voice, "Naturally, I'm discussing food culture with you. He has been in the underworld for hundreds of years, and he eats raw every day. Burn it black and eat it."

"You don't have so many cultures. Naturally, I want to ask you for advice on how to eat ghosts better. This is also a food culture."

Tang Jiujiu froze on the spot as if struck by lightning.Cautiously asked: "Then does he really eat ghosts?"

"Of course he eats ghosts, this is his job."

Tang Jiujiu was in despair. "Then he asked me to memorize so many recipes, is it just to eat ghosts? Do you follow suit?"

"What do you think?"

"We just left, and he has already taken your prescription with the clerk to the flame hell, maybe he is going to have barbecue."

Tang Jiujiu collapsed on the ground, squatting on the ground, not knowing what to do.

The disaster I caused last time has not subsided, and the next disaster will come again...

He froze in place and the whole person was stunned.He thought that he just found someone with the same hobby to discuss cooking skills in the kitchen, but he didn't expect to cause such a disaster.

Seeing that Tang Jiujiu would never leave, he was lying on the ground.You Guang decisively lifted him up.With a little spell, Tang Jiujiu floated in mid-air, and followed him slowly forward.

He had always disliked that Tang Jiujiu was too slow to walk retrograde on Huangquan Road one step at a time, and this was just right.

Taking advantage of Tang Jiujiu's sluggishness, he could lift him up in the air and slowly transport him back.

Tang Jiujiu suffered a severe blow to his heart, his whole body was numb, his eyes were dull, and there was a strange smile on his face.

Looking at him like this, You Guang thought it was more fun, and deliberately picked a lot of Bianhua flowers along the road and put them in his arms, but Tang Jiujiu didn't respond, he was completely stunned, and he took whatever You Guang handed him.

What the ghosts along the way saw was that Tang Jiujiu was walking fast on the Huangquan Road where no one could go in reverse.

And very arrogantly plucked all the Bianhua flowers along the way, still holding them in his hands, with a sinister smile on his face.

Demonstrating while walking, it seems to say, look at how crazy and cool I am.I just want to pick your flowers, and I can go retrograde, isn't it just a road to hell?Lao Tzu walked like walking on flat ground, it was not a problem at all.

With the blessing of this weird smile, Tang Jiujiu and You Guang returned home smoothly with the Bianhua flower that almost buried him.

The ghosts along the way, especially the bull-headed horse-faced, followed quietly all the way, leading the painter to record Tang Jiujiu's extremely arrogant, holding the Bana flowers in his arms, walking on Huangquan Road like walking on the ground.

Look at our force value, Huangquanlu is a younger brother.

What love for flowers and plants!Wherever we go, where is the wool!If you don't beat a few ghosts and go back to barbecue, it's just giving you face.

The second brother's arrogance and domineering, vividly appear on the paper...

"Remember it, it will be sent to Yangjian after dawn. Let someone rub it down."

"Isn't the effect of this town house better than Lord Zhong Kui's painting?"

"Master Zhong Kui's portrait has been sold for hundreds of years, and it's not selling well now."

"Now the limelight is the strongest, and the town house has the best effect is the second brother."

"Master Zhong Kui is just eating a ghost, boring and boring."

"Look at the second brother who is proficient in [-] kinds of torture. He is simply insane and evil to the point of flying. Only his paintings have the best town house effect."

"Remember that this painting must cost 50 taels of silver a piece, and the first batch is all secret copies."

"Just relying on this painting of the second brother walking back with the Bana flower in his arms, we can make a lot of money."

The two buddies, Niutou and Mamian, hooked up shoulder to shoulder, carefully planning their own business.

"That's right, when we make money, we will burn the most paper money and the largest house. Every day, we will have mountains of gold and silver, and we will exchange one little girl's skin made of paper every day!"

"We still need to find a special incense maker to make the thickest incense for us. Burn his mother."

"That's right, with such a small salary in the underworld, where is it enough to eat?"

"Second brother's reputation has spread, and now everyone in the ghost world is not afraid of him, and everyone is afraid of the torture in his mouth."

"Just today's barbecue set, the ghosts in the whole hell are almost scared to death. I heard that we will talk about hot pot next time!"

"My God, cruel officials are fiercer than tigers!"

"Afraid! Afraid!"

"What are you afraid of! The scarier the second brother is, the thicker our incense will be! Stand up! Start a career!"

Tang Jiujiu didn't know it yet, because he chatted with Master Zhong Kui all night, and now he has become more popular than Master Zhong Kui, a must-have item in the town house.

All the ghosts, even the king of ghosts, will give him a three-point face when they see him, for fear that he will go to Zhong Kui or Hades to talk about new tortures.

You Guang heard all this clearly, he almost suffocated himself to death.

The villain in my heart kept beating the bed in my heart, rolling with laughter.Look at Tang Jiujiu who has a cute face and doesn't know anything.Look at the rumors outside, the cruel official Tang Jiujiu who caused an uproar, a bloody storm, and held the entire ghost world in his palms.The difference between these two people is more than one hundred and eight thousand miles.

Everything is so ingenious, erratic, and let nature take its course.

You Guang, who was standing by and watching, laughed and felt his stomach hurt.But he held back firmly, maintaining a cold and paralyzed face.

After taking Tang Jiujiu home, he took a hot bath, wrapped it in a roll and put it on the bed.You Guang finally couldn't bear it and ran back to his palace again, rolling happily in the water, it was so funny.

The whole mountain was trembling non-stop.I don't know how many years old Long Youguang lived because of Tang Jiujiu laughing like a pig...