69novels Chapter 31
Chapter 31
When Tang Jiujiu returned to the classroom early in the morning the next day, he found that there was no one in the classroom.
When he followed the sound to find it, what he saw was such a strange scene.
Lin Chi's head was tilted by 75 degrees, but he still had an upright and brave face, and he was there telling his classmates about the incident.
"I dare not let go of my hands! The female ghost kept spitting at me, so I could only tilt my head to hide. It may have been fighting all night. I twisted my neck, and I feel like I have a stiff neck? Neck It hurts to move."
The classmates around me hesitated and no one dared to tell the truth.
Brother, it's not that your neck is twisted, what kind of insane thing did you go through last night!Your head has turned into a crooked eggplant, okay?
All corners! ! !
Lin Chi still didn't feel anything, but felt a little numbness and tingling in his neck, as if his neck had disappeared.
He thought to himself, it should be due to Yin Qi entering the body, the tree is frozen, and it will be fine after two days in the sun.
"When the cock crowed in the morning, the female ghost suddenly fell to the ground and stopped moving. As the sun came out, it gradually turned into a puddle of puddles. Look, the wooden floor has been corroded. It's riddled with holes."
"This should have completely disappeared! How about it! Grandpa is amazing!"
The students around him had their heads like garlic, holding him blindly.Especially those few people who cried while hugging Tang Jiujiu's trouser legs yesterday kept praising Lin Chi.
How hard Lin Chi is bragging now, how embarrassing he will be when he finds out that his head is tilted.
"My God, whoever encounters a ghost will not give up half his life, but you can fight a female ghost bravely! You even killed her into a puddle of pus! This year's autumn champion is probably only you! "
"That's not right! How many things have happened to us here, you are No.1 for being so unscathed!"
"As expected of a person who learns martial arts! It's different to be strong and powerful!"
"Isn't it? Look at Mr. Sun's concussion yesterday! He's still lying at home today! Now that the nickname has spread, what is it called [Buddha Head], hey, hey, it's such a wonderful name."
Lin Chi smiled honestly, completely unaware that he was being treated like a monkey.
Seeing him like a crooked eggplant, foaming at the mouth, and complacent, I don't know how many people quietly pinched their thighs with their fingertips before they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
A piece of rotten wood and human-shaped water stains on the floor next to it were completely ignored.
Just go around Lin Chi and deliberately play him like a monkey, let him tell what happened yesterday over and over again.
Tang Jiujiu looked at the lame table in the room, tore up the pinkish books and smashed them into four-petal wooden basins.He asked: "All the furnishings in this room were smashed, even the table was smashed out. How loud is that? Did no one get up to check last night?"
"Only Lin Chi saw the ghost?"
With just one sentence, the noise was incomparable, and the laughing and joking room felt as if the pause button had been pressed, and there was no sound.
"Why didn't you speak?"
"It's impossible for no one to hear such a big movement, right?"
"This...this...Although we heard it, but what happened to the [Buddha head] just happened yesterday, who dares to come out to check! It's not that we are desperate."
Even a good-tempered person like Tang Jiujiu couldn't help but get angry. He sneered and sighed, "Oh, so that's the case. He even got the nickname of Classmate Sun. The speed is really fast enough."
"I'm afraid that if the matter is not resolved, the bull's head, the horse's head, and the pig's head will emerge one after another tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! You laugh at me today, but I don't know that I will laugh at you tomorrow."
"At that time, everyone will close the door, and no one will come out to check. Today Lin Chi is a martial arts practitioner. He is strong and strong, and escaped with his life. I don't know. In the future, a gentleman with such a small physique can How many times have you walked under the claws of the female ghost?"
As soon as the voice fell, it was like a drop of water dripping into a boiling oil pan, and the crowd exploded.
Heartbroken...
yes!I only care about laughing at Lin Chi's crooked neck here, but if this happened to me, after one night, there will be no rescue for three or four hours (6-8 hours), can I survive it?
Don't say three or four hours, I'm afraid I have to confess to this small attic for half an hour.
For a while, everyone was in danger, and there was no more fighting and laughing at Lin Chi's mood.
Only then did Tang Jiujiu have the opportunity to push away the frustrated crowd and walk to Lin Chi's side.
With just one glance, Tang Jiujiu almost fell on his back in anger. This man's head was almost crooked like an old willow tree, and he wished he could bend it 75 degrees.
Unexpectedly, no one told Lin Chi, and no one sent him to see a doctor.
The style of study in this academy is really worrying...
Tang Jiujiu was furious, "Get up, I'll take you to Doctor Yuan's place, don't talk about it here."
"If you delay your illness, do you still need this neck?"
"Neck? I may have twisted my neck last night. It's fine, but it's a little numb."
nothing wrong?Tang Jiujiu choked speechlessly, brother, you are really big!
"Hi, what's wrong with you? It's swollen almost like a purple eggplant. The blood is no longer circulating. Hurry up and get up and go to the hospital."
"Xiao Yang, bring me the bronze mirror on the ground."
Although Tang Jiujiu hadn't been in the academy for a long time, for some reason, everyone was a little afraid of him.Satisfied, she held the bronze mirror and went to Lin Chi.
Lin Chi saw himself in the mirror and almost jumped up in fright.
In the mirror, his head was crooked like an eggplant, and half of his neck was swollen and shiny.It seems that a light poke can cause blood to flow.
Seeing this scene, his whole body turned green. Don't you understand what happened?
Half of my neck was about to explode, and my head was about to fall off, but none of the people in front of me reminded me to seek medical treatment.
It's all like playing a monkey here, teasing myself here, bragging about risking my life, and my eyebrows are beaming.Embarrass yourself with this dignity.
I don't know if they just think it's fun, or if they really want to see their necks explode and die.
Thinking of Lin Chi's cold sweat, human nature is like an abyss, which cannot withstand exploration and long-term staring.
Especially when a mob gathers together, the feeling of conformity and spreading the risk of responsibility drives people crazy.
After all, the law does not blame the public.
Lin Chi asked cursingly: "I'm a person who wants to take the martial arts championship, what should I do now? I'm also going to take a ball test!"
"I came to this lousy college just to make up for cultural lessons, but now I haven't made up the cultural lessons, and my neck is still crooked."
Tang Jiujiu's heart skipped a beat, Wu Zhuangyuan?If he had a disability, Lin Chi might not even be able to pass the examination room, so why would he even talk about being a champion of martial arts.Isn't this wasting a talent in vain?
He hurriedly persuaded Lin Chi. "You are so brave that you can even knock down a female ghost. What is this?"
"Don't worry, let's go to Dr. Yuan's place to have a look, maybe your neck can be straightened."
"I'm coming back with my head! I'm a martial arts practitioner myself, how can I not know? Even the bones have been deformed, how can I be straight!"
"I was obviously blown by a ghost. The Yin Qi entered my body, and my bones are crooked!"
Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to pack Lin Chi into a carriage and send him to Dr. Yuan next door just like yesterday.
Doctor Yuan laughed and cried seeing the young students coming and going every day. What is going on in this academy?Why are there injured students every day?
Everyone does not drop out to go to other places, and the college does not rectify it.It's like delivering business to his door on a daily basis.
After Doctor Yuan's careful inspection, the old doctor Yuan with a white beard was also stunned.
It is reasonable to say that the bone deformed to this extent, the person should have disappeared long ago, but Lin Chi is still alive and kicking, and he checked his whole body, and there is no problem at all.
Except that his neck is crooked and he can't come back, he can still kill a cow with one punch, but what should he do with his crooked neck?
Everyone was relatively speechless, so they could only ask Lin Chi to do traction training every day in the medical clinic to see if he could pull his neck back.
Dr. Yuan sighed deeply as he looked at this wave of students who had turned into old acquaintances.
"What kind of strange diseases are sent to your college every day?"
"If it weren't for my good medical skills, if I changed to another doctor, you children would have disappeared long ago. Are you students disposable?"
"Let's get out of this academy early, it's better to stay in any academy than here."
But the students said in disapproval: "Old man, what do you know? This is the best college within a hundred miles. It's death, haunting, fox haunting, zombie haunting, trouble together. We have to read this book to the end!"
"You don't understand the stubbornness of us scholars!"
This class of fateful students is really for the sake of studying, and they are dying.The old man was speechless and could only shake his head to give Lin Chi a traction first, and then let go of the blood in his neck.
Taking Linchi for treatment, several students surrounded Tang Jiujiu, telling what happened before, and wanted him to come up with a charter.
Tang Jiujiu now knows how powerful he is. He has only been studying for a few days, so many things have happened.
Today, the head was smashed by a ghost, and tomorrow it was a fight with the ghost all night, and the neck was crooked, and this one was tied into a watering can by the fox demon...
Maybe something else will happen after this!
This matter can't be delayed any longer. The more it drags on, the more people will have accidents. Is it true that students are thrown away every day?These four to five hundred students can't stand such a throwing method. After a year, won't there be no one in this college?
Tang Jiujiu intends to ask everyone to go to the place where the accident happened to take a look. It is time to apologize, and it is time to offer sacrifices. As long as there is enough paper money to burn, everything is negotiable.
Dabie wild, big house, chick, servant, heaven and earth, hard-earned horses, high-end dresses are all negotiable.
Burn whatever you want, Tang Jiujiu believes that as long as you find the owner and burn his two train skins, it will be easy to solve.
But the group of students who caused trouble in front of them were unwilling. This one had to go to the bathroom, that one was dizzy, and this one's mother asked him to go home.
Urinating away, sickness running away, mother running away, like birds and beasts, scattered without a trace.
Only one little man was left, half the size of a man and a woman.Cowardly tugging at Tang Jiujiu's sleeves, he said: I don't want to die, I'll go with you, you have to protect me!People stay because they believe in you. "
While speaking, while habitually twisting his ass, Tang Jiujiu was helpless.The dead horse had to be treated as a living horse doctor.
If it's just these few trouble-making spirits, then I don't care if I don't care about it.I am not their father.
But now, this matter is too involved, and the skeleton ghost attacks the students in the college indiscriminately.
This can't be ignored, anyway, don't you still leave a guide for yourself?
Judging by his aggrieved appearance, he was obviously forced to stay.I don't know what the group of bullies said to him before they left.
"It used to be a battlefield there, and thousands of people died! No one dares to go there now, and it has become a mass grave. No kidding!" The little boy looked at Tang Jiujiu helplessly, hoping he could Let Tang Jiujiu dispel the idea of going to the mass grave for a day trip.
But Tang Jiujiu just nodded calmly and asked him to continue talking about how this happened.
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The author has something to say:
Tang Jiujiu: Brother, you can have some snacks!
林池：我不知道啊，我还能打五个！感谢在2021-07-3106:32:33~2021-08-0811:16:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 496725054; xy1;
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!