I'm not talking about raising monsters

Chapter 23

At dawn, everyone began to worship the water god together, prepared to drink and have fun, and passed the matter.

Everything was ready, and when the sacrificial ceremony was halfway through, the river was tumbling and extremely turbulent.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a gigantic head popped out, with long blue hair covering the entire river.

With a swish, Xiaolan emerged from the water, opened his big mouth with four layers of teeth, and shouted cheerfully at Tang Jiujiu.

Ordinary people have never seen such a battle. The people on the boat were so frightened that they almost fell into the boat.

From that pretty face and blue hair, Tang Jiujiu knew that it was the mermaid he raised who came after her.

"Pig...Pig..."

Xiaolan has just learned to speak, and she still can't speak clearly.

I saw him hugging a plump, round, struggling baiji dolphin from his arms.

The pitiful big eyes looked at Tang Jiujiu with wet eyes.

In an instant, Tang Jiujiu was scared to death,

This is the legendary jail-bottomed beast!Where did you catch this kid, do you not want to live?

Just after one scare, the next scare came again.He took out the baiji dolphin with his left hand and threw a two-meter-long crocodile onto the boat with his right hand.

The people on board ran away in fright, screaming.Only just received physical and spiritual damage.And the uncle with limited mobility was paralyzed on the ground with a look of lovelessness, extremely mourned.

Tang Jiujiu hurriedly helped the uncle up, and looked at this crocodile, it was clearly another alligator.

Turning its white belly, it weakly waved its four short, fat paws.

Xiaolan in front of her was so happy, this huge giant lifted Tang Jiujiu up like a rag doll, hugged her in her arms, put her head into Tang Jiujiu's arms and shook it.

While hugging Tang Jiujiu, he chirped happily, as if to say, I finally found you, my little cutie.

Tang Jiujiu couldn't bear such great care, not to mention the smell of sea oysters on Xiaolan's body, which really suffocated him.

When Xiaolan finished the wave of joy and put Tang Jiujiu down, Tang Jiujiu's whole body had been rubbed to the point of being fried by Xiaolan.

Xiaolan was still silently happy in her heart, finally found Tang Jiujiu!How could he just run away after finding such a cute little toy?Of course I want to chase after him.

Tang Jiujiu shed tears of sadness. Although he was very touched when he reunited after a long absence, he didn't need to give him such a big gift the first time he met again.

Tang Jiujiu, who came from a society ruled by law, felt a kind of fear and melancholy from the bottom of his heart.I can't take a look at the prison beast with money, you actually brought it to me as a souvenir...

Tang Jiujiu hurriedly called Xiaolan to release the two animals. Xiaolan looked dazed and angry.

Tang Jiujiu supported his forehead with a headache and asked, "Where did you get this?"

Under Xiaolan's comparison and drawing and chirping.Tang Jiujiu finally understood.This is probably fished from the river, a local product that Xiaolan picked up along the way when she was swimming upstream from the sea.

Tang Jiujiu was about to vomit blood, goddamn local product.He really didn't know how many souls Xiaolan, the king of the water, would need to count.

He gave Xiaolan repeated orders again and again, that kind of fat pig with human face, even dolphins can't eat it!White human-faced pigs are also a breed, and Baiji dolphins are not allowed to eat either!Chinese alligators are not allowed to eat either!Give it to me quickly, where you caught it, put it back! ! !

As long as Xiaolan obediently puts these crocodiles and white-flag dolphins back, and goes ashore by herself, she will go out and buy half a pig for him and cook pork for him.

Stewed pork ribs, braised pork, twice-cooked pork, and steamed pork with meat powder can all be served together, as long as he can put these two poor prison beasts back.

Xiaolan was just like a child, Tang Jiujiu slid into Tang Jiujiu's arms like a twisted candy, but she didn't want to put the souvenir in her hand back.

He drew with a pen and a picture, and the meaning was very clear. He hadn't eaten that white pig yet, so he didn't know how it tasted.He has already eaten that crocodile, it is always chewy, full of elasticity, and the fish skin tastes better, it is very, very delicious.

Tang Jiujiu was speechless. Cooperating with you, I already got two alligators and ate them when I went upstream!My goodness is this something you can eat?

But if you calculate carefully, shouldn't Xiaolan himself be a protected animal?What if the protected animal eats the protected animal?

Tang Jiujiu could only hold his forehead to force Xiaolan to send the crocodile and the white pig back to where they caught them, and he was not allowed to bring back some weird things in the future.

Xiaolan looked full of resentment.It was Tang Jiujiu who stroked his hair to smooth his hair down.

Xiaolan is a talking mermaid who just finished her tribulation.

I really like talking and playing with Tang Jiujiu.

After plucking the crocodile, which was turning its belly and kicking its legs, off the boat.He began to tell Tang Jiujiu what he had seen and heard along the way.

He had arrived long ago, just under the boat, waiting for Tang Jiujiu to get up.

Just now he clearly saw everything that happened on the ship through ultrasound.

Why did the old man want to fight this young man hand to hand?

Why did the boy climb on top of the old man?

What are they doing?Are the goblins fighting?

Why did the old man cry in pain, and the young man didn't come down?

Why is the whole bed shaking?Why don't you get up?

Tang Jiujiu never expected that Xiaolan had just learned to speak, and she was asking such fatal questions that could not be answered at all.

Moreover, he asked loudly in front of the whole ship in front of the public.This is so embarrassing that an aircraft carrier can be picked out with the soles of the feet.

The old man managed to calm down, but now he was shaken out by Xiaolan again.Even the details of his crying were exposed to the public.

58's uncle's complexion was as red as a pig's liver, and his hair was about to explode.

The man who committed the crime became even more depressed, shrinking into a ball as if about to disappear from the air.

Seeing the red eyes of the two, they wanted to rush up and hit Tang Jiujiu, and they covered Xiaolan's mouth.

But Tang Jiujiu was holding Xiaolan's huge claw, covered with barbs, who would dare to touch him?

You Guang has a look of lovelessness, this stupid big man is here again! ! !

I just spent a few days alone with Tang Jiujiu!

I haven't had enough of sleeping with Tang Jiujiu's neck in her mouth every day! ! !

An incomparably fierce light emerged from You Guang's eyes, revealing a rare appearance.A murderous intent as thick as ink boiled on that delicate but indifferent face.

He lowered his dark eyes, covering everything.

Tang Jiujiu could only hold Xiaolan's ear in embarrassment and laughed, "Don't be afraid, everyone. It's all my fault. I didn't teach him well."

"Sorry, I'll go and explain to him."

In fact, Tang Jiujiu didn't know what he could explain to Xiaolan.

He could only tug on Xiaolan's ears, quietly hid in the corner of the boat and asked

"What exactly did you see?"

"These are the secrets of human reproduction, for the purpose of having children. You don't understand, this is not something that can be brought out."

Xiaolan became even more curious. "Can men and men have children?" Tang Jiujiu could only bite the bullet and continue to brainwash. "Of course I can't give birth. Isn't this a drill?"

"And some boys only like boys, not girls."

Xiao Lantian is so romantic, she tilted her head cutely, pondered for a while and said: "You human beings are so complicated, you still have to stick together and move around."

For us mermaids, as long as the female mermaid lays eggs well, the male mermaid can just put on a pose in the past, and there is no need to touch each other at all.

You don't know that those females are so cruel, they can scratch your face into flowers in a few minutes, I don't want to have a baby with them. "

"Even if they give birth to Xiaoyu, they don't even know what their father looks like.

Tang Jiujiu didn't know whether to be happy or worried when he heard the miraculous breeding method of the perfect mermaid.He never knew that mermaids are actually a cold race, and they breed offspring without any physical contact at all.

After persuasion and persuasion, Xiaolan finally regained her joy, and agreed to send the jailed beast home.

Tang Jiujiu told him to hide under the boat temporarily and not to come out.Turned around and said to others calmly, "This is the water god in this area. Our worship has taken effect. The water god just came out to have a look."

"Everyone, eat and get up."

People in this era are also big-hearted, and Tang Jiujiu's sloppy explanation passed smoothly.

After a while, everyone was seated, and the guests enjoyed themselves, so happy.

The old man also sat and ate meat and drank heavily, while the young man who was beaten kept his head down, refused to eat or drink, and stayed aside without saying a word.

It was another boy who ate while laughing.He has a small ruddy almond face, big delicate eyes under his eyebrows, and thick hair like dark clouds. Looking closely, this person looks like a good girl, male and female, and he can't be seen as a man at all.

He is wearing a dark gemstone green canopy eye-pocket brocade soft satin and a dark gray turn-back chrysanthemum needle sleeveless cotton brocade round neck. The lower garment is a Ming Wang slanted weft brocade loose flower skirt. The temples are chic and loose. Caged on the shoulders.She wore a burnt blue aquamarine bracelet on her hands as white as green onions, and a pink rose red wishful tassel belt around her waist, and a brocade sachet hung lightly with white butterflies.It's clearly Xiao Dan in a troupe.

Only then did the people around suddenly realize that it was Xiaodan who the boy had made an appointment with at night.It's a pity that he touched the wrong person and turned into an old man, that's why today's violent beating happened.

But this Xiaodan was just blindly petite, seeing the boy being beaten so fatly, he didn't go up to try to persuade him.

After drinking for three rounds, Xiao Dan walked up to the young man softly and tenderly, and said with a charming smile: "For me, you have suffered this crime. I'm afraid it's because your nose bone is cracked. Do you regret it?"

"not regret!"

"It's fine if you don't want to follow me. Why do you want to lead me to find someone else? My body doesn't hurt, but my heart hurts. Are you still unwilling to believe my heart?" The young man said firmly.

"My heart is like the sun and the moon, I don't regret it!"

Seeing that the young man was severely beaten by this mortal, he still did not let go, and he was determined not to give up.

The smirk on Xiao Dan's face couldn't hold back anymore.

"You are a son of an aristocratic family, what's the matter with me? I am a man, and I am a low-level actor."

"Thousands of people taste a little red lips, and ten thousand people sleep on a pair of jade arms."

"It's easy if you want me to accompany you all night."

"Why do you have to compete..."

"I'm not good enough for you, and now you've suffered too. You know that I'm not a good person, and you should go home."

Boy: "I don't want to. If you want to sing, I will sing with you."

"You want to accompany someone, drink some flower wine, I will wait for you at home."

"Beat or scold, kill or cut, you come at me, don't drag other people into the water. The old man has suffered a great crime because of us..."

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Dan burst into a smile, the cloud on his face disappeared, and the spring scenery was boundless.

The grievances between the young couple disappeared, and it was only pity for the old man to suffer such a scene because of the two of them having a temper tantrum.

After the words were finished, Xiao Dan pulled the boy, knelt down in front of the old man, and kowtowed to apologize.The old man looked at Xiaodan's longing eyes, and couldn't vent his anger, so he had to admit it.

These things simply refreshed Tang Jiujiu's three views. He didn't know that so many strange things could happen in a boat.

In his opinion, because the young couple quarreled, he could deliberately trick his man to sleep outside.What is this?

Today is the old man, who will it be tomorrow?

Isn't it that whoever encounters the two of them quarreling will be unlucky?

Anyone can be harmed indiscriminately.

Is there any law of the king, do you come out to harm everyone when you two quarrel?

This boy was obviously played by Xiaodan in the applause.This is what he enjoys, the feeling that a man is crazy about himself, which greatly satisfies his vanity.

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The author has something to say:

Xiaolan: This is delicious!

Tang Jiujiu: You ate! ! !

I'm currently serializing the article "Cthulhu who ran away from home", looking for a collection, okay~

The story of the female runaway from Shenjing Bing and the hard-working male chasing his wife thousands of miles away to the crematorium.

Ever since he rubbed Lu Chenxing duang+duang+'s chubby face intoxicated, he has been entwined with this Cthulhu.

Am I holding Avalokitesvara?No, it's the evil god Cthulhu.

He thought he was raising a cub, but he didn't know that he was pretending to be a child to attack his little male. (Actually, he is a killing god who is more than two meters tall and weighs more than 200.) With one move, Lu Chenxing ran away.

When we met again, he was already crazy...

The old father is intoxicated in the extremely difficult pursuit of the runaway cub between life and death, and he has a deep understanding of what it means to chase a wife in a crematorium.

[Wasteland Planet] Lu Chenxing: Don't take pity on me as a delicate flower, whip me as much as you want, after all, I'm just a female insect who bought cabbage as a gift! ! !

Tao Zui: It's okay, I will pick up trash and support you.

[Little Black Room] My fiancé from nowhere: Who is this little bitch?Do you think you are worthy of my brother giegie?

Lu Chenxing: Kneel obediently with me, drunk and angry!

[abo+planet] Lu Chenxing; I don't have any innocence anymore, I've been defiled by these Alphas, you go, I'm not worthy of you!

Intoxicated: I can go, before I go, can you spit out those Alphas you ate, they should have been digested by you any later, and now you can save them.

[Agricultural Planet] Lu Chenxing, a robust little farmer who drives an excavator: You are a cripple, you can't give him happiness.

Domineering Disabled President Version Lu Chenxing: Here is [-] million, invite the best killer to kill the one who drives the excavator.