69novels Chapter 1
Chapter 1
I am curious by nature, addicted to strange skills and ingenuity, every time I read to the hearty point, I will caress my legs, look up to the sky and laugh, and look crazy.Fearing that the old parents would send Yu to seek medical treatment, so I wrote this book, Bo Jun smiled and enjoyed the wonders of the world together.
On this day, You Guang, the god in charge of the way of heaven, came back from a meeting in the Three Thousand Worlds, restless and worried.
It's just because the gods exchange the small worlds they control.They are interstellar, spaceships, high-tech clones, and all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.
You Guang found that he couldn't understand anything.What is potassium calcium sodium magnesium aluminum, what is the entertainment industry, and what is a bionic robot.
I am a majestic god who controls the way of heaven and is immortal, but because the small world he controls is the ancient supernatural world, he is left far behind by other gods.
Youguang, a god with dignity, pursuit, and ideals, can't bear all this.
As soon as he came out of the hall of the main god, he captured the god of a small world next door.It is said that they have developed into the modern society, with iron beetles and iron birds flying all over the sky, and Baishui sometimes stands on the iron birds to entertain the gods.
The cold wind is bitter, and the face is like a knife, very beautiful.
"Bai Shui, you and I have known each other since the beginning of Pangu. Today I have a heartfelt request, please help me."
"But it's okay to say." Bai Shui, dressed in the latest song-playing clothes, is now carefully applying peach-colored lower eyeliner, looking radiant and charming.
He has recently become obsessed with talent shows in the entertainment industry, and he is fascinated by watching them. He also dressed up in the same way, feeling that he is the most beautiful boy on this group of clouds.
"I have heard about seven or eight out of ten things that the gods said today, and I don't know anything about it. I am deeply ashamed. I would like to ask you to give me a teacher."
"Tell me in detail what is the entertainment industry, and what is morality, intelligence, physical beauty and labor."
Bai Shui laughed, it was like hitting him on the back of the hand.The human being he loves the most is a paparazzi named Tang Jiujiu.
Go to the house to uncover the tiles, go to the sea to fish for fish, squat on the wall, lie on the grass, chase hot spots, and do everything.
It is simply the source of all happiness in Baishui.
He was the first to break out of the big melons in the entertainment industry, and he knew how to catch people's attention. He was as good as blood and abuse.After reading the gossip news in his hands, it is catchy, and the aftertaste can be endless for three days.
As soon as You Guang mentioned the matter of borrowing someone, Bai Shui immediately thought of himself.
Tang Jiujiu was the man who mastered the secrets of the entire entertainment industry.There are also the unsolved mysteries of the world he wrote, the lizard man, the little gray man, the mystery of 3000 meters underground, and white water are also must-sees every time, and it is fascinating to read.
But what if I lent him to You Guang to watch?
Seeing the embarrassment on the surface of the water, Youguang has already understood that there must be something unspeakable hidden.
Youguang's face was pale, feeling lost, holding hands and looking at each other, dripping with tears. "I'm old, let's go, let's go, brother don't have to worry about it."
Seeing his old friend in such a miserable state, Bai Shui couldn't bear it.Qian confesses, Wan exhorts, take care of your heart.
With a light wave, Tang Jiujiu's body was lifted out of the small world.Hand it over to Youguang.But he couldn't bear to let go, and he grabbed the two hands of Tang Jiujiu who was wearing a yellow chick pajamas suit in Youguang's hand.
Explained in detail: "This is a strange man, he can write well, and everything in the world, once written by him, seems to be full of laughter."
"One thousand words can be used to laugh for three days and eat a pot of rice."
"Take it well, if you don't like it, just send it to me as it is."
After Bai Shui said this, he couldn't let go, and wanted to take over the villain in You Guang's hands again, and caress him a few more times.Unexpectedly, although Youguang is upright, he is not without a heart.
In just a moment, You Guang had already hidden the villain Tang Jiujiu under his scales, Bai Shui couldn't find him everywhere, so he had to give up.
Qian confessed, Wan exhorted, and left bitterly.
"You gave him the man"
"Well, here it is."
"He is running out of time, this last chance depends on whether he can seize it."
"Everything is God's will. You have done everything you can. No matter how much you do, you should be the one who disappears." Bai Shui shook his head and drifted away.
Dai Youguang clutched the scales, guarding against Baishui's sneak attack all the way, finally returned to his own world, and found the villain Tang Jiujiu from under the scales.
Tang Jiujiu was wearing pajamas with yellow dots on a white background. Looking carefully, the yellow dots were actually yellow fluffy chicks all over his body, with his ass pouted, fixed in a twisted appearance.It's outrageous how childish an adult is.
The most exaggerated thing is that maybe he was too anxious to snatch the villain just now, You Guang's scales lifted Tang Jiujiu's pajamas.Tang Jiujiu was sleeping in Youguang's hands with half of her white and tender fat buttocks exposed, snoring loudly, and seemed to be drooling a lot.
You Guang only felt that his palm was a little hot and humid. . . . .
Simply indecent!
You Guang took Tang Jiujiu from his hand, lifted Tang Jiujiu's back collar, found a small carved rosewood box, put a sock on it, wrapped Tang Jiujiu in the sock, and let him fall into a deep sleep.
Tang Jiujiu didn't know who was sleeping, so he hugged You Guang's socks and rubbed his face, it was so sweet. . . . .Creamy as silk, sweet as flowers.
Youguang washed his hands in disdain, then lifted his own scales with his pointed nails, and washed silently three or four times.
He was no longer clean, and the scene of Tang Jiujiu's half chubby buttocks hiding under his scales kept appearing in his mind.
The famous name of the old dragon I is ruined today!
All of my innocence was in vain!
You Guang was melancholy coiled in his snow-white and cold hall, silently waiting for Tang Jiujiu, who was sleeping in his socks, to wake up.
Tang Jiujiu was dreaming again. In the dream, he couldn't see anything, but he could hear the sound of rumbling thunder coming from his ears, and the whole air was filled with the fragrance of damp and soil.
He could feel that it was raining heavily outside, accompanied by thunderstorms, even with his eyes closed.He could also feel the thunder in the sky constantly shining, and layers of white light flashed in front of his eyes with the thunder.
He really wanted to turn over, stand up, go to the window to see the rain outside.I don't know why he couldn't get up at all, even if he moved his fingers, it seemed that it was difficult to get up.He could only be soaked in a kind of abundant and fresh water vapor without moving.
Tang Jiujiu slept for eight hours, feeling refreshed, and straightened up.After waking up, I feel that my whole skin has been moisturized.
When I touched the quilt, it was extremely smooth and fragrant, and the snow-white quilt was covered with delicate dragon patterns.
Looking around at a loss.
There is nothing around, the vast expanse of whiteness is really clean.He sat blankly on a boxy bed made of rosewood wood, which was so exquisite that it seemed that it was not a human creation.Looking around blankly like a robot.Asked to himself: "What happened? Is it raining outside?"
Tang Jiujiu was stunned. Didn't he just report that the popular Xiaosheng had a night party with two girls, and his footsteps were flimsy?
Could it be that he was kidnapped, and revenge is impossible.But this treatment is a bit good!Or which friend was joking with me?
They come, the security.Tang Jiujiu hugged Youguang's socks, buried them deeply in them, turned over happily, and turned back again.
Seeing Tang Jiujiu woke up, You Guang said a few words to himself, and opened his eyes leisurely.
Tang Jiujiu was looking at the ceiling happily, paralyzed on the bed, enjoying the unparalleled silky touch.There was a sudden opening in the ceiling, wide in the middle and pointed at both ends, shaped like a flat boat.
Tang Jiujiu took a closer look and it turned out to be an extremely huge eye.The golden light in the eyes shone, the pupils were as round as wheels, and the light in the eyes illuminated the entire hall like daylight.
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The author has something to say:
I'm currently serializing the article "Cthulhu who ran away from home", looking for a collection, okay~
The story of the female runaway from Shenjing Bing and the hard-working male chasing his wife thousands of miles away to the crematorium.
Ever since he rubbed Lu Chenxing duang+duang+'s chubby face intoxicated, he has been entwined with this Cthulhu.
Am I holding Avalokitesvara?No, it's the evil god Cthulhu.
He thought he was raising a cub, but he didn't know that he was pretending to be a child to attack his little male. (Actually, he is a killing god who is more than two meters tall and weighs more than 200.) With one move, Lu Chenxing ran away.
When we met again, he was already crazy...
The old father is intoxicated in the extremely difficult pursuit of the runaway cub between life and death, and he has a deep understanding of what it means to chase a wife in a crematorium.
[Wasteland Planet] Lu Chenxing: Don't take pity on me as a delicate flower, whip me as much as you want, after all, I'm just a female insect who bought cabbage as a gift! ! !
Tao Zui: It's okay, I will pick up trash and support you.
[Little Black Room] My fiancé from nowhere: Who is this little bitch?Do you think you are worthy of my brother giegie?
Lu Chenxing: Kneel obediently with me, drunk and angry!
[abo+planet] Lu Chenxing; I don't have any innocence anymore, I've been defiled by these Alphas, you go, I'm not worthy of you!
Intoxicated: I can go, before I go, can you spit out those Alphas you ate, they should have been digested by you any later, and now you can save them.
[Agricultural Planet] Lu Chenxing, a robust little farmer who drives an excavator: You are a cripple, you can't give him happiness.
Domineering Disabled President Version Lu Chenxing: Here is [-] million, invite the best killer to kill the one who drives the excavator.
The next one is to continue the file [The Big Cat That Sucks People] Please bookmark~ Little cuties~
The drizzling rain hit the ground with splashes of water, and the chill was oppressive.
In winter, I carried a heavy computer bag and rushed back in the middle of the night in the heavy rain. It was another day of overtime work and another sleepless night for migrant workers.
The rain hit the face of winter.The wet black hair was attached to his fair forehead in strands, and there was a warm feeling between his eyebrows and eyes.The facial features are three-dimensional but not too delicate, with a unique oriental beauty, subtle and elegant, with a unique taste.
With his black hair, his white porcelain face looked like a water demon that just emerged from the water, with a breathtaking beauty.
The rain was getting heavier and heavier, as if it was going to bury the whole world, and the bright red blood slowly soaked out of the corridor along with the rain.
A pair of bright eyes, shining in the dark night.In the next second, Dong Dong was dragged into a ball of fur by a huge force...
He was forced to fall into a colorful, fluffy and soft flower belly covered with patterns of copper coins.Like floating in the ocean, rising and falling with the big cat's breath...
The big cat picked him up and licked and rubbed him, like he was addicted to smoking, fell into a state of madness, and lingered with him to death.
By the time the Forestry Bureau and JC arrived, the scumbags who ran away after enjoying themselves had already gone away, leaving behind the slobbery rag doll Winter...
After waking up, the big cat president had a blurred memory and only pulled out two hairs from his mouth.With a cold face, without changing his expression, he threw it to his subordinates without a beat: "Take it for DNA testing. Within three days, I want his name, address, and detailed information!"
He squinted and crushed the cup in his hand.
Well done, you actually called the Forestry Bureau to report me!My big cat president doesn't want to lose face!
He chased, he fled, he couldn't fly.
Addicted, addicted, he is doomed.