I, Playing Aizen In Ninja World, Joined The Group Chat

284 Physical Exorcism

Early morning, twilight.

Uchiha Madara in the room opened his eyes and sat up. Washed up, dressed and ready to cook.

In fact, he who has already stepped into the realm of gods does not need to eat or even sleep. But Uchiha Madara did not let go of these habits of being a "human being". He wanted to make himself feel that he was still a human being in his heart, not the kind of god who would not eat fireworks.

Boom boom boom.

Just as he was about to light the stove, a rhythmic knock on the door suddenly resounded.

Walking to the porch and opening the door, what appeared outside the door was a green and stubble uncle with clogs on his feet.

The uncle is holding a cane in his left hand and a convenience bag in his right hand, with a mean smile on his face. "Oh, oh, good morning, Mr. Madara. I brought you breakfast, how about some?"

"Seven Zero Seven" Uchiha Madara didn't speak, turned and walked back blankly.

Uncle Clogs didn't care about his indifference, he followed Uchiha Madara into the living room with a smile, and sat down in a familiar seat. "Tsk tsk, it's really hard to find breakfast restaurants in this city. I ran for two blocks."

Uchiha Madara just watched him take out rice balls, soy milk and two small paper bags containing yakisoba bread from the convenience bag, and said indifferently: "I don't remember you being such a warm person, Urahara Kisuke."

"Ahahahaha, that's because my enthusiasm is only for a small number of people!" Urahara Kisuke pressed the brim of his hat and said with a smile: "Especially for such an incredible person as Mr. Madara, I am quite enthusiastic.

"Aren't you afraid that your enthusiasm is used in the wrong place?" Uchiha Madara pointed out.

"Ah, I'm a little worried about this." Urahara Kisuke picked up a bag of yakisoba bread, tore open the package and stuffed it into his mouth. "That's why I'm here to meet you big man

Uchiha Madara was silent for a moment, and picked up the rice balls on the table. "What do you want to know?"

"What does Mr. Madara think of King Ling?"

"Just a useless bastard out of the world."

"Oh, that's really rebellious and outrageous." Urahara Kisuke widened her eyes in feigned surprise, took a sip of soy milk and said, "In a sense, you seem to be the same kind of person as Aizen."

"If yes, what are you going to do?" Uchiha Madara looked at him blankly.

"Ahaha, you are so serious, I don't dare to do anything." Shaking his head, Urahara Kisuke waved his hands and said, "I'm just a poor bastard who was exiled by Jinglingting, wandering in this world and barely getting enough to eat. "

"Really?" Uchiha Madara sneered, mocking.

"However, Mr. Madara should be well aware of the turmoil that will be caused if the soul king dies." Urahara Kisuke lowered his head, the outline of his eyes covered by the brim of his hat. "Please don't do anything useless."

Uchiha Madara frowned and said coldly, "Are you threatening me?"

"No, it's just advice! Advice!" Urahara Kisuke laughed and drank the last drop of soy milk in the cup. "Ah, what a nice breakfast. Then, I will take my leave.

Uchiha Madara didn't hold back either, just watched him disappear from his sight.

Obviously, the visit of the former director of the Technology Development Bureau is quite meaningful. He must have discovered something, or Jingle Chunshui told him something, so he came here to test it himself.

This is a smart guy. But unfortunately, because the family is not the same way. It is also impossible to be a passerby.

Slightly relieved, Uchiha Madara opened the group chat interface. The first thing that catches the eye is the notification that the live broadcast room has been opened. Moreover, the anchor is actually Deadpool?

Curious, he planned to enter the live broadcast room, but at this time the live broadcast was over.

This is an actor:?

Upskirt Maniac: Ah, An Ransang is awake? Good morning.

Book artist: Good morning. Although it's afternoon here, I'll give you a face. @this is an actor

This is an actor: Thank you, what happened to the live broadcast of Deadpool?

Fairy Chilian: Everyone watched the hot-eyed live broadcast within a few tens of seconds.

Curly-haired son: This evil pen actually broadcasts himself taking a bath, damn it! The mosaic all over the screen is simply crazy!

Mouth leather man: Hey, buddy! You can't say that, I sold my color to please you! At least give some flowers and applause!

Illustrator of the book: Flowers, your sister, I'm giving you face if I didn't give you a shit...  

This is an actor: Show yourself in a live broadcast, you are really talented.

Curly-haired boy: It's a pervert! This guy is a big pervert! It's ruining the atmosphere of our entire group, and it is strongly recommended to kill him!

Upskirt Maniac: Speaking of ruining the atmosphere, Ah Yin, you are not doing any better, are you?

Book artist: Exactly! You were arrested for shopping in brothels yourself, so you mean to talk about others? What about your face?

Wig: Hmph! Yinshi's face is shameless.

Curly-haired boy: Shut up, damn the wig! Laozi is ruined now, is it because of you? Dog, Laozi believes in you so much! You actually messed with me in the group?

Wig: No, I just want to give you a chance to turn over a new leaf. There is no future in visiting brothels.

Curly-haired boy: Working in a boys and girls hall like you has a bright future, right, bastard!

Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: Ah, my dear is awake? Good morning, mua~

Book artist: Pfft, good guy! Sister Konan, you are learning and selling now, don’t you consider Yan Ye Li’s feelings?

Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: Hey, I think Kotoba-chan will forgive me.

Hatchet Girl: You have said that, what else can I do but forgive? The city is empty, but I can't find the way to come. My humble self can only live in your shadow.

Lift 0.5 skirt maniac: ???

Hatchet Girl: Lyrics, don't think too much.

Book artist: Then why don't you just sing it out, you sing it out!

Hatchet Girl: Learning to exorcise demons from nuns who believe in Satan cannot destroy this sacred atmosphere. 【picture】

Click on the picture, and what you see is a dim room. The girl with disheveled hair was tied to the bed, her eyes were turned white, and her mouth was opened with a ferocious expression.

Upskirt Maniac: Oh my god, what kind of horror movie scene is this?

Curly-haired boy: God has such a sacred atmosphere, how can we see the slightest holiness? And what the hell is this nun, why does the exorcist hold a knife instead of a cross?

Hatchet Girl: I don't quite understand the physical exorcism. .