69novels 199 Uncle Ninth's Trouble
199 Uncle Ninth's Trouble
Lin Fengjiao: I disappointed everyone, I am really a man.
Book artist: You, are you kidding me? Are you a man?
Fairy Chilian: Such a feminine name is obviously a man!
[Hint: This is an actor who uploaded a memory of "Mr. Zombie"~]
Upskirt madman: Pfft, Ninth Uncle?! I thought they were sisters, but you-are you an uncle?
Hatchet Girl: Not an ordinary uncle, but a tsundere uncle!
Curly-haired boy: Hahahaha, have you lost your expectations? You stupid women, you jump to conclusions without knowing anything!
Wig: Yinshi, didn't you say you wanted to take down this newcomer before the president preempted it?
Curly: Shut up Laozi, you cerebral palsy!
Book artist: Oh, you want to win the newcomer before An Ransang, it seems that you also thought the newcomer was a big beauty?
Upskirt maniac: He also said that we can draw conclusions without understanding.
Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: It turns out that Yin himself is the real clown.
Curly-haired boy: Hahahaha, the bastard with the wig is just talking nonsense! What do you mean by not letting the president take the lead? Can I, Yinsang, say such outrageous words?
Wig: But you also said earlier that the president is a devil.
Curly: Wig, I decided in the name of the manager of Yoshihara, you don’t have to come to work from today. Go back to your rat's den, you idiot!
Pretty Boy of Skull Island: Is Ah Yin getting angry from embarrassment?
The villain of the Soul Society: Needless to say, it must be.
Upskirt madman: Respected on the surface, but secretly slandered in the heart. You are really a loyal and good subordinate, Ah Yin.
Book artist: Yes, too loyal. It is recommended to kick out the group chat.
Curly-haired boy: Grass, you are going too far!
Shark Face Guy: It's really too much to be kicked out of the group chat, why don't you stop talking for ten years.
Upskirt Maniac: Ghost Saber-san is a good suggestion.
Fairy Chilian: I agree.
Curly-haired boy: You bastards, it’s useless for me to treat you so well! Is this how you repay Yinsang? It’s so sad, you made Yinsang so sad!
Book artist: You pretend to be pitiful to your sister, what a ghost you are!
Renjiazhen, Zhuang.
Lin Jiu looked at the interaction of these group members, his expression sometimes thinking, sometimes frowning. Although he doesn't quite understand some nouns, he can still hear the general idea.
The chat in front of him was not full of ancient god-tiers chatting like he had thought earlier. But he didn't feel disappointed, but felt novel and interesting.
"This may be another kind of life experience." Sitting on the armchair, Lin Jiu sighed.
"Master, what kind of life experience are you talking about?" Qiu Sheng who was next to him naturally couldn't see the group chat, so he felt that his master was a bit weird today.
Lin Jiu glanced at him, and said lightly: "Master, I don't think I can explain it to you with cerebral palsy.
"Eh? Master, what does cerebral palsy mean?" Wen Cai on the other side asked curiously.
"It means that the brain is too good to be paralyzed." Lin Jiu explained, and then changed the subject. "You two don't go to practice, what are you doing here?"
"Yes, Master Ren sent someone over." Wen Cai replied stammeringly.
"Ask me to drink foreign tea tomorrow?"
"Hey, master, how do you know?"
"For the teacher will be a prophet. You go to practice, I want to rest."
He said it was a rest, but actually Lin Jiu didn't want his two stupid apprentices to disturb his water group.
Lin Fengjiao: I would like to ask everyone, how to drink coffee to reflect the style and taste?
Upskirt Maniac: Uh, style and taste? Drinking coffee, you don't need to be so particular about it.
Curly hair: It is recommended to drink upside down. Just relying on this distinctive style "is enough style and taste.
Illustrator of the book: What the hell are you drinking upside down? Are you performing acrobatics? If you have style and taste, you will lose all your IQ.
This is an actor: Are you thinking about how to prevent that Mr. Ren from looking down on you?
Lin Fengjiao: To tell you the truth, the group leader, it is true. I, Lin Jiu, do nothing else in my life, just save face.
Upskirt Maniac: I understand, uncles are always very face-saving. My father is also like this, bragging about my life experience in Academy City everywhere. In his mouth, I am not even LVO, I will soon become LV5. (Expression: covering face)
Shark-faced guy: But you've done a lot more than LV5 now.
Upskirt Maniac: That's when I met An Ransang and everyone.
Illustrator of the book: What you actually want to talk about is An Ransang, everyone is incidental, right? I see through you, you junior high school student who values sex and despises friends!
...asking for flowers...0
Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: Stop making trouble, everyone think about how to help Uncle Jiu save face.
Lin Fengjiao: You don't need to call me Uncle Jiu, just call me Lin Jiu. I am a newcomer, and you are seniors.
Hatchet Girl: You still have to be polite. I think if Uncle Jiu wants to save face, he can change into a suit and accept the invitation?
Wig: This is a bit over the top. That Ren Fa is just a landlord, there is no need to give him face like this.
Book artist: Speaking of landlords, I can’t help but think of those landlords in the Hokage world. These guys really treat people like animals.
Fairy Chilian: The essence of landlords is the exploiting and oppressive class, and it is also the object we need to eliminate.
Curly hair: Na Zhuo Ta
Lin Fengjiao: ...
Lin Jiu was a little confused. He was just invited to drink foreign tea, what kind of operation is it to kill the inviter?
This is an actor: the removal of oppressive classes is not physical elimination, and social transformation cannot be accomplished overnight. Moreover, Lin Jiu has not accepted our philosophy and goals, so your proposal is purely adding to the confusion.
The angel of Rain Shinobi Village: I can't speak enough, it's already a standard configuration for Ah Yin.
Curly: Take it off, take this standard configuration off my head! I, Sakata Gintoki, don’t need this sad standard configuration!
This is an actor: The essence of Lin Jiu's question is to let Ren Fa impress him, so don't make it so complicated. A simple line will do. For example, when ordering, you go directly to the waiter and ask for a bottle of ice. problem solved.
Book illustrator: Good guy, Bingkuoluo is okay! The key is, was it available in that era?
Angel of Rain Shinobi Village: Ali Jiang still doesn’t understand. No matter whether there is or not, face is always saved, and it is better if there is no, it can highlight Uncle Jiu's knowledge and knowledge.
Curly-haired child: Yes, I learned! If you want to show your own high taste, you have to do something that people don't understand! Is this called style?
Fairy Chilian: No wonder you boys in modern society like to wear women's clothing.
Upskirt Maniac: No. I think wearing women's clothing has nothing to do with style, they are just pure preferences. Like Mr. Wig.
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