I am a professional at killing time travelers

Chapter 347: Heavenly World: The Two Kings' Nonsense

After only a few dozen breaths, a fat man fell from the sky above the forest. The man was wearing a black dragon robe. He landed on the ground with a bang, leaving a big hole on the ground.

Then Zheng Qiu landed gracefully, showing another style of painting.

"Now that everyone is here, let's chat?"

Ji Bada stood up and bowed slightly to Zheng Qiu: "I wonder why the Immortal asked me to come here?"

Zheng Qiu smiled and said, "I didn't invite you, I just wanted to arrest you!"

After Ji Bada tidied his clothes, he smiled slightly, revealing a self-righteous expression: "Even if the immortal is extremely powerful, I am the king of the mortal world. According to the "Laws for Practitioners", you cannot kill me. If you kill me, you will be an enemy of the Eight Great Immortal Sects!"

Zheng Qiu smiled slightly: "Look behind you!"

Ji Bada was a little confused and turned his head slowly. When he saw Ji Ju, his pupils suddenly dilated: "Damn, it's you!"

Ji Ju was greeted without saying a word and his family immediately became unhappy. They went up and punched Ji Bada. This punch was somewhat filled with national hatred and family feuds, and Ji Bada's eyes instantly turned black and blue.

Ji Bada was about to fight back when Zheng Qiu separated the two men in mid-air: "Alright, alright! Stop fighting! You won't kill anyone like this!"

Ji Bada was struggling in the air like a flying pig. Ji Ju was laughing and sticking out his tongue and making faces at Ji Bada.

"Come here, you bastard, so I can punch you! Otherwise, there's no point in negotiating!"

Ji Ju's face suddenly turned dark: "You are just a waste who takes advantage of others' misfortune! If there were no natural disasters in our country, do you really think I would lose?"

Ji Bada laughed loudly: "Hahaha! You are such a boaster! We are about to sign a humiliating treaty, and you are still pretending to be a bully! I tell you, if you don't let me return this punch, I won't negotiate even if you give me five counties!"

Zheng Qiu shot directly into the void, and two balls of energy were directly stuffed into the mouths of the two kings.

Zheng Qiu smiled and said, "Let's just chat. If you two can't speak human language, I can kill you and let your souls talk!"

Zheng Qiu threw the two of them directly to the ground, then untied the restraints on both sides, and sat cross-legged: "You two sit down too!"

The two human kings did not dare to act rashly and could only sit on the ground waiting for Zheng Qiu to question them.

"Just now, Ji Ju said that if I killed the monarch of Zhao, he would be willing to let Ji Shi believe in me..."

Ji Bada stood up and said, "I can do it, too! I am willing to worship the Immortal as the national teacher! I will believe in the Immortal with the power of the whole country!"

Zheng Qiu shook his head: "That's not the case! I just want to ask you why you want to fight!"

Ji Bada was stunned: "Why should I fight? I didn't! He hit me first!"

Zheng Qiu's pupils dilated, and he looked at Ji Ju in confusion: "You started it first? And you're still blaming others?"

Ji Ju's face turned red and white again: "No! Didn't the natural disaster happen in Yan State at that time? So our country's national strength is still good, and it's no problem for me to expand my territory!"

Zheng Qiu nodded: "No problem, the problem is that you have never fought before!"

Ji Ju's face changed: "Isn't it because of a natural disaster?"

Zheng Qiu went up to him and slapped him in the face: "Why are you so stubborn?"

Ji Ju covered his face with his hands, looking aggrieved. It was disgusting to watch. Ji Bada laughed loudly: "Fight him! He deserves it! He should tear the tip of his pen into pieces!"

Zheng Qiu glanced at Ji Bada with a cold expression: "You will be beaten even if you talk nonsense!"

Ji Bada quickly shut up, not daring to breathe, and his eyes looked like they were about to bubble up.

Zheng Qiu continued to ask: "What about the casualties in this battle?"

Ji Bada opened his mouth and said, "There are not many people in my Zhao State Temple, only 367!"

Zheng Qiu looked at Ji Ju in confusion: "What about you guys?"

Ji Ju's face turned red and white again: "One hundred and four hundred and eighty thousand nine hundred and sixty people died in my Yan State."

Zheng Qiu's eyes widened like a donkey's: "How much?"

Ji Ju thought Zheng Qiu didn't hear clearly, so he repeated in a very serious tone: "One hundred and forty-eight thousand nine hundred and sixty people!"

Zheng Qiu shook his head helplessly: "What does this mean?"

Jiju laughed bitterly and said, "The time is not right and the horse will not go away!"

Ji Bada laughed: "Wrong! This shows that you are a waste!"

Ji Ju stood up and was about to attack, but Zheng Qiu used his spiritual energy to pin him down: "I think he's right!"

Ji Ju said unconvincedly: "Isn't that a natural disaster?"

Zheng Qiu asked again: "Where is the disaster?"

"It's in the east of Yan State! Right at the edge of the forest!"

Zheng Qiu nodded: "Where did you fight?"

Ji Ju's voice became very small, but he still insisted: "Although we fought in Yannan, we were doing it for disaster relief!"

Ji Bada laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Shut up! Everyone knows what's going on! You wanted to build the Liu Palace, and you were short of money, so you sent your soldiers to Yandong to rob food. But there was a big earthquake, and more than 10,000 of them were killed. There was a branch of a big river in Handi, and in order to cut off the water source of my Zhao State, you built a dam in Handi and sent 80,000 people to garrison there. But... Hahaha! The earthquake directly collapsed the dam, and not a single one of the 80,000 people was left! Hahaha! And there's more..."

"That's enough!" Ji Ju was a little annoyed, then he bowed with both hands, "What on earth do you want to do, Immortal?"

Zheng Qiu smiled and said, "I originally wanted you two to settle the matter on the battlefield here, but it seems that this is totally unnecessary! As long as this country is in your hands, it will be unified by Zhao sooner or later."

Ji Ju stood up and glared at Zheng Qiu: "I ascended the throne at the age of nine, swept away treacherous ministers, and purged the government and the country. At the age of eighteen, I led the army to expand hundreds of miles for the Northern County. I got up at Chou time every day and went to bed at You time. I worked hard every day and considered myself a wise ruler. What right do you have to deny me like this!"

Ji Bada was slightly stunned: "Sleeping at Youshi and getting up at Choushi? Then you must be suffering from insomnia!"

Zheng Qiu smiled slightly: "I think I understand!"

The two kings were stunned, not knowing what Zheng Qiu meant.

Zheng Qiu continued, "As the saying goes, if you don't think about the future, you will have immediate worries. Ji Ju worked hard every day for the future of Yan State, but he used the wrong method. Ji Bada seemed to be a fool, but in fact he was really concerned about the country. After all, you even knew that the enemy wanted to build the Liu Palace. It shows that you are very smart and careful. Maybe you want to leave me an impression of being honest and straightforward in this way!"

"Although Ji Ju talks a lot about morality, he is a complete hypocrite because he caused heavy casualties to his soldiers in order to build a palace. Maybe you want to leave me the impression of a wise ruler, but with Ji Bada flipping the table, your speeches have become excuses. They will not add any points, but will only make you look incompetent."

"And isn't the entire world made up of people like you? I am afraid that wars will cause mortals to die, but it is precisely because of my considerations that the entire world is difficult to grow. I let the intelligent computer help me manage it, but in the end it is just a replica of a destroyed road!"

Everyone around was stunned. What was this immortal talking about? He was praising people and scolding them at the same time. If you were not the strongest, I would tear your mouth to pieces.