HP wants to be boss at Hogwarts

Chapter 147 Mongottens

Mrs. Figg finally took out her money bag, and with Minnow's non-stop explanation, she put the money bag into Minnow's hand with dull eyes.

"Oh, Mrs. Figg, thank you so much. I will deliver the hundred wands you ordered to you as soon as possible... Although these are not even enough for the deposit, it doesn't matter. We are all friends after all, right? ?”

Minnow happily counted the money and planned to go back and write to George to ask him to prepare other wands.

"Mom!" Dudley opened his arms and ran towards the figure in the yard.

"Aunt Petunia!" Mino also opened her arms and flew over, like a happy butterfly.

Harry just walked behind calmly because it would be awkward if he ran over and Aunt Petunia didn't hug him.

"Why are you back so late?" Aunt Petunia patted the dust off Dudley's body, "What were you doing?"

"We encountered a dementor!" Dudley shouted, looking very proud.

Aunt Petunia's face fell and she spun Dudley around in panic.

"Are you all right?"

"Of course it's okay. Dudley used the Patronus Charm to drive away the dementors..." Mino turned to look at Mrs. Figg who was walking over. "Mrs. Figg sent us here. She is the same as those who protect us. They are all Dumbledore's people."

"Come in first." Aunt Petunia greeted the people in the yard.

Uncle Vernon had also returned. When he heard Dudley talking excitedly about how he had dealt with the dementors, his three-tiered chin was almost gone - because his head was raised too high.

"My son is so awesome!" Uncle Vernon patted Dudley on the shoulder, not forgetting to mock Harry, "I wonder if this kid can do it?"

"Oh, I can't, Dudley is so awesome." Harry said expressionlessly.

But Uncle Vernon was so happy that he tried to pick Dudley up, and then he twisted his arms and waist at the same time.

"Oops - little Dada is no longer the little guy he used to be!" Aunt Petunia helped Uncle Vernon up anxiously, "You're not strong enough."

Harry couldn't help but laugh out loud. At this moment, he didn't have to worry about Uncle Vernon glaring at him viciously anymore, because Minnow was already laughing so much that the next door neighbor would come over and gag her.

"Let's..." Mrs. Figg said carefully, "let's talk about the dementors?"

Mrs. Figg always felt that there was something wrong with an empty pocket, but considering the advantages of a disposable wand, she stopped thinking about it.

"Oh, okay," Mino stopped laughing while hugging his belly, "Is there anything else I need to know?"

"Patronus Charm, you used the Patronus Charm...wait, this won't be monitored by the Ministry of Magic, will it not work?"

"Of course, this is a one-time wand jointly produced by teachers and students of Hogwarts. It can easily use advanced magic. It is a good friend of minors, a good partner of squibs, and a good helper of Muggles!" Mino said from Pocket took out his own wand, "It's simply more useful than this wand! Don't you consider ordering a hundred more?"

Mrs. Figg was silent. She always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't explain it, so she ordered another hundred wands under Minnow's strong influence.

Even Uncle Vernon reluctantly agreed with Minnow: "You really should come work for our company."

"Thank you, thank you." Mino bowed to the non-existent audience.

"Oh - but if there's anyone around - this boy uses a wand -"

"What wand?" Mino looked confused, "It's obviously just a licorice candy."

"Yes, licorice candy, very sweet licorice candy." Dudley nodded.

Aunt Petunia grabbed a disposable wand from the box in the living room and said, "I still have a lot of licorice sticks."

Minnow asked George to send a lot of wands, and Aunt Petunia couldn't put them down. She even poured a glass of water from the spring.

"Liquorice candy?" Mrs. Figg scratched her hair, "Okay, that's licorice candy, but I still have to write a letter to Dumbledore, you know, this is-"

"Oh!"

"The sound of Apparition!" Mino shouted and ran into the yard.

A strong smell of tobacco and alcohol rose in the yard, and a short, fat man with an unshaven beard and a tattered coat appeared in front of them.With two short bow legs, long and messy ginger hair, and a pair of swollen and bloodshot eyes, he looked as sad as a short-legged hunting dog.He was also holding a package of silver items in his hand, which was an invisibility cloak.

"What's the matter, Figg?" he asked, looking at Mrs. Figg, at Harry and Minnow, at Dudley, and at the Dursleys who were disgusted with him. "It's not that it's not exposed. Is it your identity?"

"Fuck you for not revealing your identity!" cried Mrs. Figg. "Dementor, you useless liar who evades your responsibility!"

"Shh!" Uncle Vernon grabbed Mrs. Figg, "Go in and talk!"

The explosion had already caused several neighbors to open their windows and take a look. Uncle Vernon seemed very nervous. He didn't want everyone to know that their family was magical, so that he would cast a barrier spell on the people he hated to make them look embarrassed. Known by others.

"Dementors?" Mundungus repeated after entering the room, frightened, "Dementors, here?"

"Yes, it's right here, you good-for-nothing stinking turd, right here!" screamed Mrs. Figg. "The dementors have attacked the children in your charge!"

"Oh my God," cried Mundungus softly, looking from Mrs. Figg, to Harry and Minnow, to Mrs. Figg, "Oh my God, I -"

"You went to buy those stolen crucibles! Didn't I tell you not to go? Didn't I?"

"I - well, I -" Mundungus looked upset, "this - this business is a rare opportunity, you see -"

Mrs. Figg raised her arm carrying the mesh bag and struck Mundungus hard on the face and neck with the mesh bag.Judging from the tinkling sound, the mesh bag must be filled with cat food.

"Ouch - that's enough - that's enough, you crazy old bat! You have to send someone to tell Dumbledore!"

"Would you like some, Minnow?" Dudley took out the chocolate that Mongleton had bought for them from his pocket.

"Or licorice candy." Mino held another disposable wand in his mouth.

"Go quickly! Fortunately nothing happened! I just used licorice candy to beat away the dementors!"

"Liquorice candy?"

Mino knew that this was the time for him to appear.

"That's right! A disposable wand made of licorice candy. It contains all kinds of magic, whether it is a disarming spell, a cleaning spell or a barrier spell. An edible disposable wand made of licorice candy, you don't have to worry about the prying eyes of the Ministry of Magic. , don’t worry about using bad spells, a magic wand can help you solve all problems! Produced jointly by Hogwarts students and teachers, the quality is guaranteed and your life is guaranteed! What are you waiting for? Raise your wallet and order now !”

The same words, the same dullness, the same order for a hundred wands - there is an aunt Squib in the Mongleton family.

Mino counted the money he earned and leaned against Harry, laughing non-stop.

After Mungdens understood the situation clearly, he disappeared with a "bang" and walked away in a hurry, because if he didn't leave, he might be beaten to death by the furious Mrs. Figg.

"Okay, okay, I'm starving. I'm so tired today!" Mino rushed into the kitchen, "Eat quickly!"

Aunt Petunia looked at Mrs. Figg, frowning, not knowing what she was thinking.

After staring at Mrs. Figg for a while, she said, "Let's have dinner together."

"Oh, thank you." Mrs. Figg was a little flattered.

Both Harry and Minnow discovered that Aunt Petunia's temper improved a lot after she was able to use magic, even though she wanted to use magic to do almost everything at home, such as housework and turning on and off lights.

"I bought some fruit, Mino." Aunt Petunia put the cut fruit on the dining table, "Let's eat it after dinner."

Mino suddenly thought of Qiu. He heard that Parkinson had been in contact with Qiu and asked her to buy fruits for her from China and then sell them to wizards. The two of them split the difference.

"Aunt Petunia, do you want to try durian?"

"durian?"

"Very delicious fruit. I will write to my classmate later and ask her to send some."

Qiu would be happy to give the durian to Mino, but Parkinson might not.

"Pie! Mom! The pie you made is so delicious!" Dudley looked very active, probably because he had just experienced fear, and his tense body relaxed.

Mrs. Figg looked at the happy family and felt a little emotional for a moment.

"It was never so harmonious... Harry and Mino, you two are still so harmonious -"

"Mino!"

"What? I thought you didn't want to eat it!" Mino chewed hard in shock.

"Give me your share!"

"Think beautifully!"

Mino forcefully stuffed two pieces of chicken breast into his mouth, his cheeks bulging out.

Mrs. Figg put her plate in front of Harry: "Here you go, Harry, I can't bite anymore."

"We also have magic dentures!" Mino said after swallowing what was in his mouth.

"what?"

"But it's still in the trial stage. I can give it to you as a gift - a gift for ordering two hundred wands."

"Really? Thank you so much!" Mrs. Figg looked very happy, probably because she had never seen such a generous person like Minnow.

Harry gnawed on the chicken breast dejectedly and wrapped his arms around his plate to prevent Mino from continuing to stare at the contents of his plate.

"What a wonderful night." Mino sighed after taking a sip of orange juice.

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