Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

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Qi Qi pondered for a moment, then frowned.

"Sorry, my memory isn't very good. Let me think... Hmm—oh, right, it's that delicious milk... called coconut milk."

Young Master: "?? 390?"

That's not right!

Wait a minute, let me sort this out.

This little guy likes a drink called coconut milk, and thinks it tastes better than regular goat milk. Since regular goat milk is called goat milk, then coconut milk must be the milk of a coconut goat. If coconut milk tastes better, then a coconut goat must be a semi-divine beast...

Is that the correct logic?

That's utterly ridiculous!

So, is the "coconut" in this coconut milk the same as the "coconut" in coconut milk?

So this coconut milk is just coconut juice, right?

Young Master: "I've been tricked by that little girl!"

But looking into Qiqi's innocent eyes...

Young Master: "Fine, if I've been tricked, I've been tricked. I'll just consider it a bit of fun in life..."

Wait a minute! ! !

The young master sat up straight and said earnestly to Qiqi, "Little Qiqi, don't worry, I'll definitely bring you coconut milk when I get back!"

I can't do anything about coconut sheep, but surely I can do something about coconut milk? Ha~

The young master swaggered out of Bubulu and encountered Qianyanjun at the gate. He arrogantly showed him a note written by Qiqi: "Big Duck, go out for a bit. —Qiqi."

Qianyan Army knew that Qiqi was an immortal, so they let her pass.

But~

"Big Duck~"

"Pfft~"

Young Master: "..."

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Chapter 181 Qi Qi: I'll help you for the sake of coconut milk

Young Master: "..."

Before he had gone far, the young master encountered an old man walking his bird.

Zhongli: "Hello."

Young master: "Hello... hello."

Zhongli, or Morax, is the true master of Liyue.

Only Zhong Gui's father could use someone with such an appearance.

But all I did was go out for a short trip. How did I end up running into the big boss?

"Where are you going, sir?"

"I just bought a thrush and am going to buy some food for it. Would Mr. Tadalia like to come along?"

"Just call me Tadalia, sir." The young master followed; what else could he do but follow?

"So good."

then……

Young Master: Sure enough, Zhong Gui not only doesn't buy coconut milk for my sister, but he also doesn't give my father any pocket money.

Along the way, Zhongli paid for everything she wanted...

Isn't the Rock King Emperor a god of wealth? Why doesn't he have a single Mora?

I was planning to save some money to buy snacks for my younger siblings when I got home, but now...

Young Master: "As long as I don't lose any money in it, it's fine!"

He'd been out shopping until dark, and the young master felt utterly exhausted. (Referring to his wallet)

Having accomplished nothing, the young master dragged his fearful body back to Bubu Lodge, handing the coconut milk he had bought on the way to Qiqi, who was eagerly awaiting his return. He was afraid that Qiqi would remain motionless in bed.

Qiqi sipped her coconut milk, tilting her head as she looked at the young master on the bed.

"..."

"..."

"Delicious."

After a while, Qiqi ran out and stood on the steps looking up at the sky, as if searching for something.

After a while, Qiqi's eyes lit up, and her entire body turned into light and disappeared.

After Qiqi left, a man dressed in white with green hair and a snake wrapped around his neck walked over.

"Huh? Was that Qiqi just now?"

"It seems so," the white snake around his neck said in a human voice.

The man paused for a moment, then said, "I'm really envious."

Birth, aging, and the myriad ailments of life—where can one find a healer?

"In Liyue, there is a hermitage where fortune tellers live, and in that hermitage lives a physician named Bai. His miraculous healing touch cures all ailments, but the medicine he prescribes is—too bitter!"

This nursery rhyme is widely circulated in Feiyunpo and is used by countless parents to warn their children not to get sick, otherwise they will suffer a lot.

The doctor in the nursery rhyme is this man—Bai Zhu.

The owner of the "Bu Bu Lu" herbalist shop in Liyue Harbor wears a talking snake called "Chang Sheng" around his neck.

Bai Zhu's medical skills are superb, and customers come in droves every day seeking prescriptions and medicines.

But actually, his health wasn't very good either; he was also a patient. Bai Zhu had contracted an illness that even he didn't understand, and he still hadn't recovered.

Therefore, A-Gui was in charge of the daily medicine dispensing work at the medicine shop, while the apprentice Qi-Qi was in charge of collecting the herbs.

Bai Zhu once encountered Qi Qi, a zombie who had escaped from amber, in the mountains. He took Qi Qi in and made her a herb-gathering apprentice at "Bu Bu Lu".

Bai Shu is a skilled physician, but he is not a person of high moral character or righteousness. His advocacy for keeping Qi Qi and his tolerance of her poor memory and frequent mistakes are also due to his own selfishness and some personal pursuits.

Perhaps it was for healing, perhaps it was for immortality... In any case, Qiqi continued to live in Bubulu.

Although Qiqi is a zombie, she has some understanding of Baishu's mentality.

Although Bai Shu had certain motives towards Qi Qi, he was not a crazy person after all, and overall he was a good person.

Otherwise, even without Zhong Gui's existence, Zhong Li, Xiao, Jue Yun, and the other immortals and mortals would have already arranged for Qi Qi to be placed in another place.

From the Geo Archon to the Liyue Seven Stars and all the Liyue Genshin Impacts, none of them noticed that Bai Shu had any serious character flaws.

Even someone like Aizen could sense it to some extent, which is why Bai Shu was trusted by many people.

There is no contradiction between observing and investigating Qiqi's secrets and taking good care of Qiqi.

Bai Shu watched Qi Qi's departing figure, a look of envy in his eyes.

A healthy body and a long life—who can escape this?

……

Qi Qi called for the floating island, and thanks to the special mechanism set up by Zhong Gui, she was brought up directly.

"Hmm?" Qiqi tilted her head and looked at the many people on the island.

In the end, it seemed she hadn't found the person she was looking for, and she let out a small sigh.

Not here.

Qiqi took out a bottle of coconut milk, sat on a rock, drank it, and looked at the island landing platform. Usually, when calling for the floating island, it would appear from here.

After a while, Qiqi seemed to realize something, and quickly sat up and hid behind a large rock, not daring to breathe.

"Damn it, this is infuriating!"

"calm down."

Hu Tao stormed off the island platform, and Shen He, who was with her and trying to calm her down, also looked furious.

"Shen He, you shouldn't have been looking at me, or I would have punched him!"

"It's not that bad!" She had almost killed the other person; if Hu Tao attacked again, the soul would truly be scattered.

Today, they went to the underworld to act as judges, and they were genuinely enraged by the crimes of some people.

They didn't try many crimes all day; they just beat people.

Shen He, who kept trying to calm Hu Tao down, was the one who took the most action. She wasn't angry anymore because she had already vented her anger.

“~Hmm?” Hu Tao suddenly stopped walking.

"what happened?"

Sniff sniff sniff


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