Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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The six thrusters behind it simultaneously overloaded and ejected, scorching the ground within a radius of 100 meters into a glassy state.

"Eternal God and Demon Annihilation Slash!!"

As the five shouted in unison, the greatsword no longer unleashed a simple flash of light—

Instead, it was a spatial rift that stretched across the heavens and the earth! Wherever the dazzling sword light passed, even the light itself was distorted and swallowed up.

Mogbasa watched in despair as the destructive torrent approached, but he didn't even have time to let out a scream.

"boom----!!!"

The moment they made contact, it was as if the sky had been split in two.

The blinding white light was visible across the entire continent of Teyvat, and the shockwave from the explosion tore a hole several kilometers in diameter in the clouds.

When the light faded, Mogbasa left not a single cell behind; only the lingering smell of burning in the air proved its existence.

The greatsword separated back into a sword and a shield, and the Celestial Arbiter made a cool gesture of sheathing the sword.

"Get the job done!"

The four high-fived in celebration. Qingyu even tried to open the hatch and do a backflip, but Ying gave him a death stare and stopped him.

In the distant city of Mondstadt, the entire Knights of Favonius were petrified.

Wendy smashed his bottle for the third time, muttering to himself, "Is this year's Knights of Honor... a little too strong?"

Paimon counted the stars in the sky (actually, the sparks from the explosion): "1, 2, 3... Huh? How come there are so many more?"

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Inazuma Tenryo magistrate's secret base

"Dig faster! All of you, hurry up!"

Kujo Sara's stern shouts echoed through the valley.

"By order of General Thunder, we must find the root cause of the threat to 'Eternity'!"

Hundreds of workers are frantically digging through the mountain where Raidouzi appeared.

The fools were also mixed in, and every now and then they would "accidentally" pour dirt into the shoes of the shogunate soldiers.

A special agent was secretly filming the terrain with a camera when the Tengu girl shot the lens off with an arrow.

"Lord Kujo!"

A samurai ran over excitedly.

"We found a metal plate engraved with strange symbols!"

The crowd gathered around to take a look—it was a fool's instrument.

Everyone: "..."

Kujo Takayuki roared, "Drag those idiots away!"

Fontainebleau Lake Bottom

Navilette's white hair swayed in the water like seaweed as the Supreme Inquisitor personally searched the lakebed with his equipment.

The Merus followed behind him, using small nets to retrieve suspicious items.

"Your Excellency the Inquisitor!"

A Merusin excitedly waved what it had found—a Fontainebleau artifact that had been knocked out of the water when the Water Blue leaped out of the water.

Nata Volcano Exploration Team

"Maybe... we should just forget about it?"

The Nata warrior looked at the boiling lava and wiped away his cold sweat.

"What are you afraid of!"

A Nata tribe warrior ripped off his cloak.

"For Nata's glory!"

Then he was drenched in volcanic ash from a sudden eruption and turned into a black man.

Mondstadt Victory Celebration

"Mmm! Wolf King, your cooking is amazing! It's delicious!"

Paimon's little face was covered in sauce, and he was holding a third Sweet Flower Chicken in his hand.

"Thank you for the compliment, Miss Paimon."

The humanoid wolf king gracefully performed a butler's salute, his mechanical fingers deftly flipping the meat on the grill.

Its chest armor plates open, extending six robotic arms to process different ingredients simultaneously.

Ying popped a piece of honey-glazed carrot and pork pancake into her mouth, and was so moved that tears almost streamed down her face: "This is even better than Xiangling's!"

"After all, I have the Teyvat Food Encyclopedia database with me."

The wolf king said this while cooking.

"Would you like to try our special spicy grilled fish?"

The four nodded repeatedly, too busy eating to talk.

At this time they had only one idea.

This wolf king did a truly worthwhile job.

Chapter 37 Inazuma

Mondstadt Cattail Tavern

Qingyu sat cross-legged on a wooden chair in the tavern, holding a glass of apple wine in his hand. The comical smile on his mask looked particularly irritating in the sunlight.

"We've been playing for so long, it's time for us to go to Inazuma."

He swirled his glass, his tone as casual as if he were going to visit the pub next door.

"Yes, let's go check on how things are going in Liyue."

Er Kang crossed his arms, water element patterns flowing across his blue cloak, giving him a profound look.

"Good idea. Let's see what Zhongli is doing with the rat talisman."

Zhang Chu carried the thunder hammer, and lightning crackled on the hammerhead.

"That old man was acting all mysterious last time; he must be up to something big."

"Hey! Stop causing trouble!"

Paimon was so anxious that he stomped his feet in the air.

"Last time you said 'absolutely not,' and the next day there was a fire-breathing Hilichurl statue at the gates of Mondstadt!"

"Alright, forget it then."

"Don't worry, absolutely not! Zhang Chu, you should be more confident."

Gu Qian gave a thumbs-up in a simple and honest manner, but then "crack!" he sat on the chair in the tavern and broke it.

Ying sighed, stood up from her seat, and patted the mechanical werewolf next to her: "Let's go, we're going to Liyue."

The Wolf King bowed slightly, his mechanical voice gentle and respectful: "As you command, Your Excellency, Knight of Honor."

After leaving Mondstadt, Wolf King confirmed that no one was around and quickly deployed his mech.

"Form transformation - 'Barbatos Emperor Sirius Type - Full Armor Mode' activated."

The metal armor reassembled, and pale blue energy streams spewed from the joints. The giant mech, twenty meters tall, stood on the plain, its thrusters flashing with a blazing white light.

Ying skillfully scooped up Paimon and leaped into the cockpit.

"Wait! Why can she sit in the cockpit, but we have to hang on the outside?!"

Er Kang protested.

"Because last time you pressed the buttons randomly, you almost drove the Wolf King into the sea."

Zhang Chu said coldly.

"That was clearly a tactical retreat!"

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

Qingyu grabbed the armor protrusion on the Wolf King's shoulder, and the four of them clung to the mecha like ornaments.

"Propulsion system activated, target—Liyue Harbor."

"boom--!"

Blazing flames erupted from beneath the wolf king's feet, instantly breaking the sound barrier and soaring into the sky.

“Ahhhhh——!”

Paimon's screams were torn apart by the gale.

A few minutes later, the Wolf King hovered above Liyue Harbor, its electronic eyes scanning the buildings below.

"High-energy reaction detected - Qunyu Pavilion".

The mecha slowly landed on the platform of the floating palace, and a gentle breeze was stirred up by the airflow.

Ningguang was already standing at the door waiting, a meaningful smile on her lips.

"Welcome, honorary knights, to the Jade Pavilion. What brings you here?"

Her tone was calm, but her eyes clearly showed a kind of helplessness, as if to say, "Here we go again."

After all, news of Mondstadt's events had already spread throughout Teyvat—four Hilichurl honor knights, accompanied by a twenty-meter-tall combat mech, had blasted a terrifying being comparable to a demon god into dust.

Even more outrageous, intelligence agencies from various countries later discovered that, in addition to Mondstadt, a similar mech had also suddenly activated and flown to Mondstadt to join the battle...

Now, the top brass of Teyvat are all pondering a question—how many more tricks do these four rascals have up their sleeves?

"We're going to Inazuma to let you know."

Qingyu waved his hand, his tone as relaxed as if he were reporting a weekend picnic.