69novels Chapter 396
Chapter 396
In the barrage's giggle, the person in charge told Jatnam that he was originally of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent.
My father is from Tohoku, my mother is Japanese, and he grew up in China when he was a child, so much so that he came to Japan to go to school later, and he spoke Japanese with a big smell of ballast.
Since the person in charge can speak Chinese, things are much easier.
After Jatnam briefly explained his intention to the person in charge, the person in charge agreed.
and said that it was necessary to first review the singing and dancing of Jatnam and Li Tingting.
“...... I just want to learn to dance, but I don't want to learn to sing. Jatnam said with some writ.
The person in charge put his arm around Gatnam's shoulders and said with the spirit of a Northeast man: "Don't be so cowardly, big man, since you want to learn, you must learn a full set."
"Don't worry, we won't laugh at you if you sing badly, what are you afraid of." "
“...... It's not that I'm afraid to sing, I'm afraid to scare you. The
person in charge patted his chest: "I, the old man of the Northeast, am not afraid of the sky and the earth, but I am afraid of you singing? "
Come, sing one, I'll see how ugly you can sing." With that
, the person in charge even handed Jatnam a microphone connected to the stereo.
Jatnam looked at the person in charge faintly.
Under the encouraging gaze of the person in charge, he opened his mouth.
Three seconds later....
"Big brother, I was wrong, you suffocated your singing! Oh, I don't dare to cry after I go to listen to you sing, otherwise others will have to say that I will learn from you."
Jatnam: "... As for that ugly?"
Li Tingting silently pulled out the fingers that were blocking his ears, and then said, "I think he was conservative. [
Eh, Xiao Jia finished singing? Then I turned on the volume]
[I sincerely hope that those new fans attracted by Jiang Shaolong will stop watching it after hearing that Jiang Shaolong has left the show, otherwise they don't know if they turn off the voice, most of them will lose half a life at this time.
[Although I turned off the sound just now, when I saw Xiao Jia open his mouth, I felt goosebumps on my back, as if there was a loud "love when you die" lingering in my ears
...] [I'm blanching, don't say it, I have a picture!
] [He's meowing, most of the dead songs are not as harmful as
Xiao Jia] [Actually, Xiao Jia should be allowed to try his courage at the conference, I want to see who will be scared to death first...] [
Indeed
, after taking a few deep breaths, the person in charge patted Jatnam on the shoulder again.
"Brother, this time I was reckless.
"You don't have to learn to sing, and I can't teach it, I'll teach you to dance."
"But if you want to dance, are you sure you can?"
Jatnam smiled, "I can't sing, but dancing, my strength!" Jatnam
finished speaking, and suddenly covered his stomach.
I don't know if he just opened his mouth to sing and poured a little wind, but now he feels a little pain in his stomach.
He hurriedly said, "Wait... I'll teach it later, I'm a little anxious, is there a toilet around here?"
...
The other side.
Zhao Xue and Situ You were thinking about their mission.
Their task is to exchange a broken card for 100,000 yen.
This is undoubtedly a big problem.
So Zhao Xue was not in a hurry to take Situ You to do the task.
Instead, he pulled Situ You to find a place to sit down and began to discuss how to complete this seemingly impossible task.
Zhao Xue took this card, looked at Situ You and said, "Hanhan, who do you think will spend 100,000 yen to buy this card?"
Fool?"
Situ You said.
"Then will
you buy it?" "If you sell it to me, I will definitely buy it!"
Zhao Xue
: "..."She patted the card in her hand, and then said seriously: "It is absolutely impossible for this card to be sold for 100,000 yen, but the request of the task is only for us to exchange this card for 100,000 yen, but it is not said that we want to exchange it for one time."
"So we can exchange this card for something else at a lower price first, do you understand what I mean?"
Situ You nodded, indicating understanding.
Zhao Xue was very pleased, and said: "Then what we have to do next is to try to exchange this card for something more practical and more demanding."
"But who would exchange something for a card?" Situ You also fell into deep thought.
A moment later, he had a flash of inspiration.
looked at Zhao Xue and said, "If someone goes to the toilet without paper, will they need this?" Zhao Xue looked
at the extremely thick card that was removed from the cardboard box and shook her head.
I guess this thing can't wipe the blood off his buttocks...
However, Situ You's flash of inspiration really provided Zhao Xue with some ideas.
Although this card can't wipe your buttocks, you can exchange it for a few pieces of toilet paper and give it to someone who doesn't bring it to the toilet.
It's still easy to exchange cards for toilet paper.
There are so many food stalls on the streets of this summer festival, and most of them have napkins or toilet paper on the table.
Not to mention changing, even if you go to the boss and ask for two for free, the boss will give it.
The boss that Zhao Xue found saw that there were still people behind Zhao Xue and Situ You who were filming with a camera, probably because he saw that the two people were stars from other countries, and took the initiative to give the two of them a large roll of toilet paper.
After getting the toilet paper, Zhao Xue and Situ You went straight to the nearby toilet.
When you get to the toilet door, the photographer must not be able to carry the camera in and follow the shooting.
So the photographer and Zhao Xue stayed outside the door first, and let Situ You go in alone to sell toilet paper.
Before entering, Zhao Xue also asked Situ You to find the translation teacher who accompanied the team and learned a sentence of Japanese.
"Drag down the special worthy of the fear of wow, Takades?" Probably
means, do you need toilet paper?
Although Situ You's learning is not very standard, the translation teacher said that the Japanese should still be able to know what Situ You is talking about.
Later, the translation teacher roughly explained to Situ You the Japanese words "agree" and "refuse", so that Situ You probably had a number in his heart.
"Come on, Hanhan, you can.
Zhao Xue cheered Situ You up.
Mua on Situ You's face again.
Situ You's face suddenly turned red, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and went straight into the toilet.
A tourist who came out of the toilet was taken aback, and muttered in Japanese: "As for holding it like this?"
After entering the toilet, Situ You knocked on the door of the toilet cubicle one by one, and asked the sentence "Drag down the special match and be afraid of wow, and the
answer he got was basically refused.
Situ You was not discouraged, and knocked all the way to the door of the last compartment.
in the compartment.
Jatnam was frustrated by squatting on the toilet and pooping without paper.
He had just arrived in such a hurry that he forgot to bring the paper.
Now I can't contact other people, and I borrow paper from someone next to me and I don't speak Japanese.
Now he is worried about how to get out.
Hearing a knock on the door, Jatnam suddenly came to his senses.
Then, he heard the knocker at the door say, "Drag down the special worthy of the fear of wow, Takades?" Japanese
? Why doesn't it sound right?Although
Jatnam thought it was a little strange, he didn't think too much about it, and said in English, "paper, toilet paper, do you have toilet paper?"
Situ You scratched his head.
These words....
What do you mean?
This doesn't seem to be the consent or rejection that the translation teacher said.
Sounds like English?
Situ You can speak English.
After all, he can sing a lot of English songs.
However, for a while, his brain was a little down, and he didn't remember what this sentence meant.
I could only repeat the Japanese sentence again: "Drag down the special match and be afraid of the wah Caddes
?" Hearing the person at the door repeating the Japanese he didn't understand, the incomprehensible Jatnam had no choice but to repeat the English he knew: "Do you have toilet paper?" "Do you have toilet paper?"
Drag down the special worthy of the fear of Wow Takades Boom?
""Do... Oh, can you stop dragging anything?I want paper, paper!toilet paper, you know?"
Situ You suddenly reacted.
The people in the toilet are asking for paper?! No, no, they must be asking for paper! The people in the toilet obviously speak Chinese!
Situ You doesn't know where he got the wisdom buff bonus, and he seems to be much smarter than Jatnam.
Said to Jatnan in the toilet: "You, you can speak Chinese, right, do you want toilet paper?"
But after squatting for too long, he can't think too much.
"I
can give you paper, but I have to ask for money, can you give money?"
So he gritted his teeth and said, "Then how much do you want?"
and "100,000 yen."
Situ You said.
Jatnam
: "Ratnam: "Or I'd better wait for it to dry." "