Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Akidou sack!"

Hokage Natsuhiko: "What's wrong with you now!?"

Hokage Natsuhiko, who had just opened his mouth but hadn't even finished speaking, rolled his eyes and looked at Demon Slayer Natsuhiko with a helpless expression.

"What?! You were only six or seven years old when we last met! How come you're a teenager now?! How many years have passed in your world?!" Demon Slayer Natsuhiko asked in extreme surprise.

"You just noticed..."

Hearing Natsuhiko's吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) about Naruto, Natsuhiko said with some helplessness.

Previously, Hokage Natsuhiko had remained silent, so he hadn't attracted the attention of the other Natsuhikos.

When it was his turn to speak, Natsuhiko was surprised to find that although the Hokage Natsuhiko in front of him still had a youthful face and was far more cute than handsome, he was already a boy who was over 1.7 meters tall and looked to be eleven or twelve years old.

Although we know that the flow of time is not the same in different worlds, and so far there is no discernible pattern, the impact of suddenly growing four or five years older is still quite significant.

Hokage Natsuhiko: "Five years have passed for me already! Do you know how I've spent these past five years?!"

Gintama Natsuhiko: "Uh... you play Greedy Blue Moon every day?"

Hokage Natsuhiko: "I'll fuck your grandma's leg! Forget it, there's no point in saying all this."

As a relatively rigorous medical student, although Natsuhiko is the youngest among his peers, he is still quite composed.

Furthermore, although their growth environment was relatively peaceful, they did not develop extreme personalities like the three completely corrupted members of the Experimental Subject Alliance.

Hokage Natsuhiko: "The Second Shinobi World War is about to break out here. The Amegakure has been harassing the border frequently lately, and the atmosphere is quite tense."

"However, my talents in medicine and scientific research have already been recognized by Orochimaru, and I have now become his disciple, that is, Nawaki's junior brother, and also work part-time as an experimental assistant."

"Orochimaru values ​​me quite a bit, having me sign a summoning contract with Ryuchi Cave. If I have time, I'll start researching Sage Mode."

"Furthermore, Danzo has recently begun to secretly contact Orochimaru, and I believe that it won't be long before he starts experimental research on Hashirama cells."

After Naruto Natsuhiko finished recounting his experiences during this period, the [Natsuhiko Mutual Aid Space] fell into a brief silence once again.

After all, there were still Xia Yans who hadn't spoken, so there really wasn't much to say.

Pirate Xia Yan and Ajin Xia Yan have always been working as roast ducks in the [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space], so naturally they don't have any experiences to share.

The storyline for Rurouni Natsuhiko has ended, and he's settled into a peaceful daily life, spending his days at home with his wife practicing breathing techniques, swordsmanship, and magic.

Natsuhiko the Demon Eyes, on the other hand, spends his days fighting and killing, living a rather carefree life, but he doesn't have anything worth sharing.

After all, he's already invincible; he can't possibly have enemies coming from outer space.

The newcomers, Natsuhiko from Gintama and Natsuhiko from Hentai, didn't have anything worth sharing.

Pirate Natsuhiko: "It seems there's nothing else worth mentioning. In that case, let me and Ajin Natsuhiko discuss the next steps. Of course, if you have any better suggestions, feel free to bring them up."

Ajin Natsuhiko: "Let's start with Hokage Natsuhiko this time, since most of the others have already been discussed."

Just as the demi-human Natsuhiko said, most of Natsuhiko's plans have already been completed, and all that is needed is to execute them step by step.

The only ones left without a plan are the newly arrived Natsuhiko from Gintama, Natsuhiko from Hentai, Natsuhiko from Akame ga Kill!, and Natsuhiko from Naruto.

"Huh? Is there anything else I need to arrange?"

"My next task is pretty clear, isn't it? I just need to practice Sage Mode and research the 'Demon Sprout' technique and Hashirama cells, right?"

Upon hearing that he was the first target in the queue, Hokage Natsuhiko raised an eyebrow in surprise.

Pirate Natsuhiko: "That was the procedure set at the last meeting. Now that new abilities have appeared, the plan has changed."

As he spoke, Pirate Natsuhiko gestured with his chin toward Hentai Natsuhiko and Gintama Natsuhiko.

One of them was grinning and spacing out, while the other was picking his nose, seemingly lost in thought, which left Naruto Natsuhiko speechless.

"I admit that Natsuhiko's ability to create hentai is very useful, but that's only in terms of his personal privacy. It shouldn't be of much use to my future development, right?"

"After all, women in our world aren't so easily given away..." Naruto Natsuhiko said with a hint of helplessness.

"Too naive!?" The demi-human Natsuhiko interrupted the Hokage Natsuhiko without any politeness. "You've just become a bit inflexible from studying too much!"

Pirate Natsuhiko continued, "Indeed, girls aren't so easily given away in our world, so the real focus should be on Gintama Natsuhiko!"

"Eh? Me?"

When his name was called, Natsuhiko from Gintama seemed to have just woken up. He scratched his head and secretly rubbed his booger on Natsuhiko's haori from Demon Slayer.

Having witnessed everything, the pirate Xia Yan suppressed a smile and said with certainty, "That's right! It's you!"

"Natsuhiko from hentai provides the material foundation, which is equivalent to a peerless sword. But the dating skills that Natsuhiko from Gintama brings are the true Dugu Nine Swords!"

Ajin Natsuhiko: "So, my Naruto world self, your mission is going to be even heavier! Tsunade and Orochimaru are teammates, and you are Orochimaru's disciple, as well as the junior brother of Tsunade's younger brother, Nawaki. You'll have quite a few opportunities to interact with her!"

"Moreover, after the Second Shinobi World War breaks out, Tsunade's lover and younger brother will die in the battle, which will be a perfect opportunity for you to take advantage of the situation!"

Pirate Natsuhiko continued, "As long as you can defeat Tsunade, medical ninjutsu, the Slug Sage's Sage Art, super strength techniques, and even ninjutsu like Wood Release that you might have in the future, won't be within your grasp?"

Chapter 101 The yacht bound for Egypt is about to dock.

Upon hearing the analysis from the pirate Natsuhiko and the demi-human Natsuhiko, all the Natsuhikos fell silent.

Moreover, each of them wore a malicious smile, clearly realizing the value of Natsuhiko Gintama's more than ten years of experience as a veteran male escort.

“That’s true…” Hokage Natsuhiko said hesitantly, “Isn’t this suggestion a bit inhumane…”

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "YYSY, absolutely. Studying someone's grandfather's remains while sleeping with his granddaughter, what kind of grudge could someone have to do something like that?"

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "Thank goodness this isn't a double-contrast exposure system, otherwise Tobirama Senju in the Underworld would probably have developed some kind of ninjutsu on the spot, resurrected himself, and killed you with his own hands."

Hearing the two people's complaints, Hokage Natsuhiko became even more hesitant.

His years of study experience gave him a certain degree of integrity compared to other Xia Yans.

Demi-human Natsuhiko: "Just tell me if you're lusting after Tsunade's body, that's all."

Hokage Natsuhiko: "Then it has to be me!"

Clearly, Naruto Natsuhiko has principles.

But not much.

After resolving the follow-up plans for Naruto Natsuhiko (12th generation), Pirate Natsuhiko and Ajin Natsuhiko set their sights on Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko.

"Stop talking, I understand, I'll go and take down Esdeath right now!"

Clearly, Natsuhiko Akame ga Kill! was more anxious than the others at this moment, and after leaving those words, he hurriedly departed.

The two external brains both showed expressions of "you're teachable" before looking at Gintama Natsuhiko.

Pirate Natsuhiko: "Although the world of Gintama is mainly about shameless comedy, it is set in the era of interstellar colonization, so its science and technology are obviously more advanced than the world of Ainz Ooal Gown."

"Your task is to acquire as much knowledge as possible in fields such as biomedicine, and then hand it over to Hokage Natsuhiko!"

Demi-human Natsuhiko: "Now that everyone has a clear plan for their future, I hereby declare the Third Natsuhiko Mutual Aid Conference a complete success!"

"Wait! What about me? Everyone else has a mission, so what am I supposed to do?!"

Seeing that all of Xia Yan's were going home, Xia Yan asked with some surprise.

Upon hearing this question, all the other Xia Yans present exchanged glances and nodded.

"Just continue to follow your own ideas, be free and unrestrained in your world, and go all out with your lewd activities! If you need anything, just say so, don't be polite with us, you are now the father of all Xia Yan!"

They spoke in unison, as if they had rehearsed it countless times beforehand.

Xia Yan nodded thoughtfully.

"Oh, I see. I've just had a new idea. I'll go back and test the Soul-Stealing Curse..."

……

"Wow, I thought I was lucky enough, but I never expected there would be a world line like this..."

In the JOJO world, Natsuhiko, standing on the deck, gazed at the African continent appearing on the horizon. Recalling his past experiences in the hentai anime, he couldn't help but feel a little envious.

"But I'm not doing too badly..."

If I kill Dio, I can go to heaven and bring my family a truly happy ending.

I'll just make Jotaro a little sister then.

I've learned quite a few new poses from my hentai counterpart...

Thinking of this, Xia Yan's face lit up with an expectant smile.

"What's wrong, Dad? Did you remember something happy?"

Jotaro, unaware of what Xia Yan had just experienced, asked in confusion when he saw his father laughing for no apparent reason.

After a month-long journey, he realized that he didn't seem to really know his father.

No one knows what he went through in the past to have such great strength.

"nothing……"

Xia Yan turned around and looked at Jotaro, whose features were about 50% similar to his own and who was equally devastatingly handsome, and said in a somewhat relaxed tone:

"I'm just a little happy at the thought that all of this will be over soon."

Upon hearing Xia Yan's words, Jotaro's lips curled up slightly, revealing a faint smile.

He had expected the journey to be fraught with difficulties, and had even mentally prepared himself for the possibility of someone sacrificing themselves.

Unexpectedly, the special eyes he inherited from his father proved to be incredibly powerful, allowing him to accurately identify the assassin in a crowd every time.

Apart from the initial plane crash, they never fought any unprepared battles along the way.

Moreover, his father's stand-in seemed to have awakened a precognitive ability, even revealing the enemy's abilities and weaknesses before even seeing them.

Without taking a plane, it has only been less than a month since I set off and I have already seen the African continent.

It can be said that it took almost no time at all!

"By the way, I haven't explained the abilities of the enemy we're about to encounter to you yet..."

Thinking of the Pope Mitra from the original story, who never even showed her face but was brutally raped by Star Platinum and had her teeth pulled, Xia Yan couldn't help but feel a surge of curiosity.

Based on the games that were released later, Mitra must be a pretty girl.

I wonder what it will look like after all my teeth are smashed.

While indulging in his 820 fantasies, Xia Yan gave a detailed description of the abilities of Mitra's Stand, the "Pope".