After transforming, I became the wife of all Naruto fans.

Chapter 142 Trivial Matters

The system for making people lose face ultimately remained unchanged.

It's not that she can't do it, but the resources that the system usually uses for the body are the same resources that He uses for the live broadcast room.

How can something that no longer exists be brought back into existence?

However, Qianyu did not come away empty-handed. From the system, she gained the right to make two small requests.

As long as the request isn't excessive and doesn't affect the overall situation, the system can fulfill it for her.

The only restriction is that these two small requests must be made before the end of this week.

Because after this week, Chiyu will be sent back to the Ninja World by the system, and she will only be granted the right to travel between the two worlds once everything is completed.

And the system itself was also going back, and after sending Qianyu back, it reported on its mistake this time.

Qianyu then realized that the System World, something that only existed in novels, actually existed in reality.

Of course, Qianyu didn't really care much about the mute system.

"Finally, everything's alright!" After talking with the system, Qianyu relaxed and let her body fall onto the bed, letting out a tired sigh.

The Three-Tails controlled by Yagura was the strongest enemy she had ever encountered in her life. Unlike the small-scale battles with Obito before, this time she really used all her strength. In the end, the Wood Release: Wood Golem was only able to be released normally because the Wood Dragon absorbed the Three-Tails' chakra.

Even so, he still had to open three gates to squeeze out his body's chakra.

At the same time, she also went crazy with Mei Terumi in the end, and even used the Flying Thunder God Technique from an extremely long distance, which can be described as truly running out of ammunition and supplies.

As she relaxed, she felt all the fatigue wash over her, her mind went blank, and she felt drowsy. She even felt a faint, strange pain in her chest, waist, and abdomen, possibly due to a muscle strain she hadn't noticed.

But none of that matters anymore.

Back on the safe Earth, there was no need to worry about White Zetsu's spying, Danzo's plot, or the sudden arrival of enemy ninjas.

In such a relaxing environment, Qianyu simply closed her eyes, didn't even take off her clothes, and fell into a deep sleep on the soft Simmons bed.

until……

"Dong dong dong! Dong dong dong!"

A somewhat perfunctory knock sounded on the door, followed by an impatient female voice: "Dinner's ready!"

"Hi~ cough, okay!" A normal male voice came from Qianyu's mouth!

"Tap tap tap tap..." After receiving a confirmation reply, Qianqiu's voice gradually faded away outside the door.

Hearing Qianqiu's departing footsteps and confirming through her senses that Yimo had left, Qianyu finally let out a long sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from her smooth forehead.

"That was close!"

Heaven help me, she was never this nervous when she fought Obito.

Fortunately, Chiaki didn't have the bad habit of barging in without knocking, and the Ninja Academy taught people how to imitate voices.

Otherwise, if Qianqiu walked in and didn't see her older brother, but instead saw a disheveled underage girl lying on her older brother's bed, fast asleep, her face still showing signs of exhaustion from a passionate encounter and a slight blush, this...

Chiyu imagined that scene.

I'm afraid Qianqiu will be shocked at first, then realize what's going on, and finally look at me with the expression of "My otaku brother has finally taken this step," before pulling out his phone and dialing 110.

And then... the policeman (click, bullet chambered): You speak, I'm listening!

Chiyu: Twelve years of arduous training have led to this day. You think a mere pistol can kill a Kage-level ninja like me? Watch me!

"Forget it, I'm not watching anymore!" Qianyu shook her head, interrupting the flights of fancy that were running through her mind.

The last person who spoke like that got hit by an RPG. Someone of her level would probably be hit by a Mushroom Egg, so it's better not to think about it. She's not here to fight against modern civilization.

Let's get back to the present.

"Right, what was I supposed to do again?" Qianyu frowned as she thought, her mind wandering due to her relaxed state.

"Oh, Chiaki is calling me for dinner!"

Qianyu got up, used a transformation spell to turn herself into her past appearance, opened the door, and walked into the living room.

There's not much to say about dinner; it was just a regular dinner.

No one else said anything about Qianyu's appearance.

After all, from their perspective, Qianyu never left from beginning to end.

Speaking of this, Qianyu was more curious about how the system managed to convince her family to accept that she was writing novels at home when it took over her identity.

Before she transmigrated, she had a long and complicated discussion with her family about her choice of job.

However, none of that matters now; a more pressing issue has been placed before Qianyu.

That's... today's update!

Now that she's back, the system's hosting has naturally been removed, but the novel she wrote before the system hosting was still being serialized!

Although she didn't write it herself, it's a novel written under her identity, so of course it falls under her jurisdiction.

Given Qianyu's professional ethics, how could she possibly tolerate her novel being discontinued?

Cowardice will not be tolerated!

But that's what I mean...

I write 10,000 words?

real or fake?

Faced with the sudden pressure to update, Qianyu had no choice but to humbly ask for help.

"System, system, quickly bring up your hosting service and save us!"

However, the system, which had only been forced to meet two small conditions by her, ignored her.

[What hosting? I don't know! Host, you're back now, aren't you?]

[Oh, so you didn't write today's update! Really? It's just a mere 10,000-word update, surely someone could write that?]

"Those really are just small fry, host!"

[Miscellaneous fish, miscellaneous fish host!]

The clear, soft, and adorable loli voice echoed in Qianyu's mind in a 360° stereo.

With the system's top-tier loli voice, capable of giving someone a mental orgasm, speaking like that would undoubtedly be ecstatic.

But for some reason, listening to the system, this little brat, speak, Qianyu felt a little aroused!

Yes, my fist is hard now!

It's not phantom limb hardness (emphasis added)

Only then did Qianyu realize with a start that her past sarcasm was actually this powerful.

Kakashi didn't hit her hard, so we should really thank Kakashi!

Since that's the case, let's bring back something nice for that cheap onii-chan when we go back!

Chiba made the decision so happily.

As for today's update...

Qianyu logged onto QQ.

Fortunately, the system's hosting was in line with her habits, with important groups pinned to the top, which allowed her to find her current readership.

After thinking for a moment, Qianyu typed out a message.

[Saber: Excuse me, the author has transformed into Phoenix Temple Chiba and just returned from the Legend of the Ninja Village. I really can't remember what I wrote before, so there will be no updates for today and the next few days. Please be aware!]

Press Enter to send.

Ignoring the QQ group that was instantly in an uproar, Qianyu smoothly closed QQ with a series of quick moves.

However, after thinking about it, she still felt that there should be a basic rule for authors to stop updating, and that authors who stop updating without saying a word should be punished by heaven.

That being the case...

Qianyu picked up her phone and opened the camera.

"Click, click, click!"

With her perfect looks, even from the worst angles of a straight man's selfie, she still manages to produce stunning photos from every angle.

After thinking for a moment, Qianyu opened the cabinet again, took out two packs of black stockings, put them on, and took a few photos of her legs in black stockings.

As for where the highs come from... well, let's just say don't ask.

Finally, Qianyu opened her QQ app, typed out a message, and sent the photos.

[Saber: The photos are proof! Beautiful pictures of Phoenix Temple Chiba, and also from the author, Haisi. Please forgive me, Sasuke, for the sake of Chiba's beautiful pictures and Haisi!]

【saber: (photo) (photo) (photo) (photo)】

After a few photos were posted, the QQ group, which had just been full of doubts, immediately erupted in chaos!