69novels Chapter 234
Chapter 234
Chapter 234 I'm just passing by, how do I know if I'm qualified?
[The young man immediately looked back and said, "It's you again, the King of Birds! It seems that the chaos of time and space has also made you travel through time."]
[The young man still doesn't know the reason for the chaos of time and space. A large part of it is because of the King of Birds. He thought it was just the chaos of time and space that dragged him over.]
[The King of Birds lazily lay on the chair in the cab, and said sarcastically, "Hehe, are you playing the game of saving the world again? Don't give up."]
[The young man said sternly, "How dare you say that! It's all because of you that it has become like this. This time with the help of the Time Chicken, I will not let the world be destroyed again!"]
[The King of Birds didn't take them seriously at all. What's the big deal about having one more poultry? ! 】
[“Don’t be ridiculous. The use of you two together is to multiply my revenge by two, so that I can enjoy double the fun. Hahaha!!”]
[“Megalodon! Go ahead.”]
[“Roar——” Megalodon roared at the command, opened its bloody mouth and began to chase the two! ]
“Did the PE teacher teach math to the Birdless King?! Multiplying by two should be equal to four times the fun~right…!”
“Poor young man, he still doesn’t know that the blame on him is also partly due to the Birdless King. He was really fooled by the Time Chicken.”
Tsk tsk…Everyone shook their heads and smacked their lips after seeing this scene. The poor young man still thought that everything was his fault.
And if the Birdless King can’t do it, just buy a computer. He doesn’t need the money. After all, as a villain boss, it is really embarrassing to make a mistake in such a simple arithmetic.
[The scene now turns to Nezha and Snow White. After playing all the way, they have arrived at the maze... Oh no, it should be the end of the playground. ]
["Six points! We will reach the end soon." Snow White looked at the gate with children's graffiti in front of her and said softly to Nezha. ]
[Nezha took six steps forward and then retreated according to the points on the dice, just like the end of flying chess! Nezha scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Hehe, it seems that the points were thrown too much." ]
[Snow White smiled: "Then let's throw it again." ]
After seeing this scene, everyone's faces were full of black lines. Is there anything wrong? ! Who designed the map here? I am embarrassed to call it a maze. There is no need to decrypt it. Just follow the map to get there. It's ok that I didn't see any traps, but there were amusement facilities all around.
What? ! Do you want people to enjoy themselves here and not want to unlock the seal? !
And Nezha... it's time now, don't go by the number of dice, just go in directly, save the world now, big brother! !
This is full of complaints, everyone is almostI was going crazy. The other two groups were running for their lives, and the other two were solving puzzles. But when it came to your place, it became an amusement park. Or is this the treatment that girls should receive? ! I was so angry that I couldn't help but start punching...
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"Oh my goodness! This difference is too big. They are completely different styles!" Although Li Jing was very relieved that little Nezha did not encounter any danger, he was not happy when he thought about his own experience.
At least you can design some difficulties for Nezha and his friends, even if it's just ordinary wooden stakes and pit traps, it can be regarded as training! But what's the matter with this amusement park?
Why is it that when I get to my place, not only is the mountain road rugged, but I also have to go through a huge maze full of traps! There are countless pursuers behind him...
Li Jing thought of his miserable future and burst into tears. Fortunately, it seemed that it was not easy for Shao Nian Lang and Shi Guang Ji. He felt much more balanced. He felt that it was not just him. Everyone felt the same.
[The gangster lying behind the tree was the best at complaining. After seeing this scene, he started complaining: "Where is the tension?! The tension has completely disappeared! Why are they using the rules of flying chess?"]
["If you are unlucky, you will spend the whole day here."]
"This complaint is really accurate and perfect. Let alone the tension, whenever the gangsters come over and get close to each other, I feel like they are here to play with two children."
There was no tension of the end of the world in this atmosphere. It was more like a holiday outing.
Then everyone saw the familiar gangster's mouth twitch again. Brother, you are really persistent! You haven't left yet. How long do you want to follow me...
["Three points! Success. Behind the door is the seal." As Nezha and his friends successfully threw the right number of points, the door opened! ]
[The scene behind the door also came into view. There was a wooden stake emitting golden light, with a POS machine on it and a credit card floating in the air. ]
["Congratulations! Kids! You have walked out of the maze." At this time, a Mediterranean grandfather wearing a Tang suit and sunglasses appeared from nowhere! 】
[The gangster complained silently: "What's there to congratulate? This maze is not confusing at all, okay."]
"It's really a credit card!! I used a CMB credit card... The key is that they even thoughtfully installed a POS machine here. Aren't you afraid that someone will max out your credit card?!"
"Hahaha, the gangster's words hit the nail on the head. This maze is not confusing at all! Isn't this just an ordinary amusement park?"
"Who is this old man?! He looks a bit mysterious. Is he the god who guards the seal?"
Everyone was still worried about how to remove the seal after getting the credit card? ! Now, it's great that they have even thoughtfully installed a POS machine here. Now there's no need to guess, just swipe it directly.
And has China Merchants Bank opened there? ! And Xiao Jin Gang! You said you have become a space-time manager, and even you have to apply for a credit card... How difficult life is.
But this old man doesn't seem to be simple either. He should be a powerful guardian, otherwise how could there be no traps here.
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"Is this old man the god born in the future of this world? He is in charge of this seal, but he looks quite ordinary." Athena couldn't figure out what was so special about this old man for a while. She had never seen such a person before.
But Xiao Jin Gang must have some extraordinary qualities to put it here. Maybe it was to prevent others from using his credit card to swipe randomly.
[The old man stood in front of the seal and said to the two mysteriously: "Before you unlock the seal, I hope you can answer me a question honestly."]
["Why do you want to unlock this seal?"]
["I want to become a normal child." Nezha curved his eyebrows sadly: "This way I won't get into trouble! Daddy, you will like me more."]
"Nezha... Is there a possibility that you haven't realized that even if you are like this now, doesn't Li Jing love you very much?"
Don't you think about why your father got involved and survived there? It's because you wanted to help, Nezha!
Although Li Jing kept saying that you are a rebellious son and you are in trouble again, it was just talk. Has he ever punished you for a moment? !
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"Nezha, so this is how you see your father! Even if you are like this, you are still my precious son, Li Jing!" Li Jing did not expect Nezha to have such an idea. He had always thought that Nezha was a strong child.
And whether you get into trouble or not is a matter of character. What does it have to do with your body? ! Even if you are small, if you have a bad character, you will still cause trouble everywhere.
Looking at Nezha playing on the beach below, Li Jing did not say much. There are some things that his father could not say, but he is very satisfied that you grow up healthily like this. No matter what, you are my child, Li Jing of Chentangguan!
["Is that so? What about you?" The mysterious old man turned to Snow White and asked. 】
[Snow White also smiled and said the reason why she wanted to unlock the seal: "I want Pinocchio to realize his wish and become a human!"]
["Although...although this means I have to separate from him, but since this is Pinocchio's wish, I hope he can be happy."]
"You two are here to show off your love, right?! I have to say that Snow White is really gentle, no wonder so many people like her!"
"I'm crying to death. She actually wanted to realize her lover's wish, even if she had to separate from him. Is this the top love brain? Is it possible?I'm not afraid of digging wild vegetables."
Look, what a virtuous Snow White is! Pinocchio is really lucky to fall in love with Snow White!
[The mysterious old man sighed: "I have seen many people who want to unlock the seal with various purposes. But they are all for themselves."]
["Only you two are for the happiness of others. That's good!"]
["Grandpa! Are we qualified to unlock the seal?" Nezha asked happily when he heard the old man say that.]
["How do I know?!" The mysterious old man spread his hands helplessly: "I was just passing by and happened to meet you guys trying to unlock the seal, so I was curious to ask about your purpose."]
["Are you qualified or not? How do I know? I was just passing by. "After the old man finished speaking, he left here with a cane.】
Everyone burst into laughter after seeing this scene, and they couldn't close their mouths! It was so funny, beyond their imagination. That world was indeed composed of jokes and spit energy, and it was really mind-blowing.
"Hahaha, I laughed to death... But you were so mysterious just now, you just don't have to make so many dramas as a passerby... Haha, I'm just passing by, this sentence is simply amazing... Hahaha!"
"What am I expecting... The old man is so old, and he still doesn't play by the rules. I really admire him."
They laughed their heads off. They thought this old man was the guardian of the artifact, but who would have thought that he was just an irrelevant passerby.
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"So he's just a passerby! ! Then why are you pretending to be a guardian and asking so many questions! "Athena, who was responsible for making complaints, was completely defeated. She thought it was a future god, but it turned out to be a passerby. Passersby should not add drama to themselves!!
"And there is no village or shop in the middle of nowhere. Where did you go to pass by here, old man? !"
You are not a passerby at all! You asked so many questions. Why don't you say that you are here to have some fun? You are old, so don't run around!
Athena was a little tired. The mysterious old man who suddenly appeared here, she thought it was the guardian of the artifact who came out to test Nezha and Snow White, but she didn't expect that he was just a passerby. Is there so much drama for a passerby? Second...