69novels Chapter 202
Chapter 202
Chapter 202: Athena, did you buy your driver’s license?
[Then several gods started arguing again, and Little King Kong fanned the flames once again, but because this time it was a video link, he was discovered directly. ]
[Several gods looked at Little King Kong who fanned the flames speechlessly, and Nuwa even tapped the screen with her fingers, asking how could they fight across the screen? ]
[“Oh…” Little King Kong suddenly realized. 】
[Zeus sighed helplessly: "You mortals have forgotten that there were four gods at the beginning."]
["I am Zeus, the god of the West, Nuwa, the god of the East, Odin, the god of the North... ahem, Hong Qigong!"]
[Little King Kong immediately complained: "You just wanted to say Odin. The systems are different, okay! No matter how you look at it, it's Odin."]
"Puchi, it's so funny, Odin, the god of the North... no, it should be Hong Qigong! How can you, a god of the North, have a name of the Eastern Universe?"
No one expected that Odin, the god of the North, would have a name that was completely inconsistent with his appearance. He was actually called Hong Qigong. Do you know the 18 Dragon Subduing Palms...
This video really makes it hard to guess what he will say next, and it always breaks your imagination.
["In addition, there is another god who controls the Southern Universe, that is... la!" Zeus continued to explain the origins of the gods to them. 】
[The Titans used the power of the Creation Staff to create the universe and predicted that one day the power of darkness would take away the Staff, causing the universe to fall into chaos. 1,000 years ago, Ra launched a war and took away the Staff! 】
[Nuwa looked at Little King Kong: "Now you know how much trouble you have caused by destroying the new map." 】
[Then Little King Kong pointed his finger at Athena: "I understand the truth, but she was the one who destroyed the star map!" 】
[The gods started a new quarrel, and Zeus started a new round of urging marriage, staring at Athena: "That boy has a car and a house, what else are you dissatisfied with?" 】
[Athena was a little exasperated: "Dad, do you have to talk about these things at this time?" 】
[Seeing that there was fun, the gods stopped quarreling and joined the team of urging marriage. 】
[Northern God Hong Qigong: "Your father is right."]
[Nuwa also joined in the fun: "If I were a few thousand years younger and as old as you, I would marry you."]
["You see, we are all doing this for your own good!" Zeus said, and a bunch of Athena's relatives lit up behind him, like aunts and uncles constantly urging her to get married. 】
"Sure enough, joining in the fun is a Chinese tradition for thousands of years. They don't even quarrel anymore, and directly join the team urging her to get married."
"Zizi... Athena is visibly miserable. This is like a Chinese New Year's urging team to get married. Even aunts and uncles have come out. Who can stand this'!"
Queen Kaisha at the Melo Heavenly Palace once again felt the eager eyes of the little angels. As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind, she hid directly with He Xi.
Yang Jian, the prequel to the Lotus Lantern, saw this scene and sighed a little sadly. Even the other worldsNuwa doesn't care about the love between the gods... Why did the Jade Emperor want to put his mother to death? !
If my father and mother were still alive, and my eldest brother and third brother were still alive, maybe I could have experienced this ordinary and common scene in person, but everything can't go back!
Now I only have this sister left, no matter who it is, he must be careful. When he said this, he suddenly remembered Huashan's sister Yang Chan. He hasn't seen her for a few years.
A hundred thousand cold jokes, Athena looked at Zeus angrily, why did he have to urge her to get married at that time, now the whole universe knows that she, Athena, is an older leftover woman.
(Remembering that I was urged to get married again this year, I can't stand it anyway, fortunately I have a trick to divert the trouble, saying that my brother hasn't married yet, so I'm not in a hurry.)
[Privately keeping the star map is a serious crime. Seeing that Xiao Jin Gang wanted to take the opportunity to slip away again, several gods were about to open the court of the gods, so they called the chief judge out again. 】
【In the starry sky, eyes and a mouth suddenly appeared under the moon: "Little King Kong, do you know your crime?"】
【"When did you come?" Little King Kong was startled. 】
【"I have been here all the time, but I have been closing my eyes to rest." On the dark face of the presiding judge, only the moon and the exposed eyes and mouth can be seen. 】
【"It's too dark!!" Little King Kong was speechless. Don't you think about who can see you when you close your eyes? What else can you see except the moon...】
【"Dare to despise the court! I will destroy you on behalf of the moon. Come on, I will kill you with the dog's head!" The presiding judge was angry. He hated to be called dark by others. 】
"Well, now it's right. The dark face and the moon mark on the forehead... I felt familiar with it, and this dog-head guillotine is right. Mr. Bao, it must be you, right?"
Not only that, even the voice is a bit similar, especially the phrase "dog-head smashing service", which is exactly the same as Mr. Bao.
People in the real world not only have some dreams of watching TV in the past, but every time they see him yelling "dog-head guillotine", they wonder if Mr. Bao will also guillotine himself when he gets angry...
[Seeing that he is about to be judged, Xiao Jin Gang quickly said that he can find the magic rod, and the route of the star map has been memorized in his mind. 】
[Seeing that they are about to argue about the ownership of the magic rod again, the gods think it's better to find it first, so each of them sends one person to follow Xiao Jin Gang to find the magic rod! 】
["Be careful on the way!" The river god is saying goodbye to the spaceship with a handkerchief. 】
[Nuwa felt her heart was not feeling well, and gritted her teeth and said, "You get on board too!"]
["Me?" The river god turned around and pointed at himself with a smile. 】(To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
["Do I have a choice?" Nuwa said angrily. 】
["Yeah... I can go on a business trip." The river god ran towards the spaceship happily. Seeing this scene, Nuwa covered her face with her hands and sighed helplessly. 】
"This river god is actually quite cute from another angle... Of course, the premise is notHis subordinates, otherwise he will be angry to death. "
The character of the river god seems to be always so gentle, neither slow nor anxious! It's such an important moment, but he hasn't shown any impatience.
["Your success or failure determines the fate of the universe. Absolutely no mistakes are allowed." Nuwa looked at the spaceship and said calmly.]
[In the cockpit of the spaceship, Athena was operating the spaceship. Athena looked back and saw that the river god had sat down in the seat. Then suddenly the spaceship accelerated and rushed out, hitting the stone pillar and stopped.]
["｀～Bang——"]
["It hurts..." Xiao Jin Gang looked at Athena speechlessly: "Do you want me to help you dump the boat first!"]
["Thank you, no need!" Athena refused decisively, and then kept muttering: "Brake, accelerator, clutch!"]
["It was just a small mistake just now. "Athena started to operate again.】[]
[The spaceship kept hitting the stone pillars from front to back, and the helpless words of the little King Kong kept coming out.】
["Clutch... not the accelerator. How come you can't even shift the gears steadily when you are so big!"]
["That's the handbrake, not the gear!"]
["It's just shifting the gears, why did you pull it out?"]
["Accelerator, step on the accelerator now! Oops..."]
[The three gods have covered their eyes and can't see anymore. They all doubt whether it is a wrong decision to entrust the safety of the universe to them!]
["Okay! I know. There will be no problem this time. "Athena's face flushed, but she still held on, and then the wipers moved...]
[King Kong and Thor covered their faces and sighed silently. He felt that this journey was extremely difficult before it even started.]
[Then, with a sharp scratching sound, the spacecraft finally successfully flew into the universe.]
(Wang Ma Zhao) You are worthy of being the goddess of wisdom and war. Did you buy this driver's license?! As the saying goes, a novice will either die or be disabled on the road."
"I am a little suspicious of how Athena found King Kong before ? ! I thought she did it on purpose when she crashed into King Kong's spaceship before, but now it seems to be a complete accident. "
"The wipers moved at the right time, indicating that she was going to turn. It's so vivid and vivid, the main word is... real!"
"But I have to say that this spaceship is really strong. It's a miracle that she didn't crash it."
If the coach saw this scene and found out that he had taught her for so many years in vain, wouldn't he be so angry... No, looking at Athena like this, it's worth doubting whether she has a coach.
Qilin in the Heroes Company felt the gazes of others and suddenly felt inexplicably embarrassed. Although she is also a female driver, she drives a police car very well, okay!
Athena in the Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes has covered her face with her hands. This time it's completely over. She has no face to see anyone. Now the whole universe knows that she is aA spaceship killer.
"Ah! Is driving so difficult?!" The river god smiled and expressed doubt. Isn't it enough to have hands? .